I am mildly amused by the antics of the Bird Brained Duck who calls me a Kahanist. Unlike communists Kahanists are quite open about their views.
Kahanists are loons who wish to create a Torah State. Now only a commie (by definition
an imbecile) mistakes a secularist with a Hindu girlfriend and step daughter for a Kahanist. Kahanists take great offense at these types of relationships. Moreover, a Kahanist would not partake in Hindu festivals.
There have been plenty of posts spoofing Kahanism at this site. I think law enforcement has better things to do than look out for masturbators, gays and people eating non Kosher food.