Tuesday, November 23, 2010

An Agency out of Control

I want to point out the TSA has a tough mission, but the litigious society has compounded a bad situation.

Problem number one is that targeting previous groups that have hijacked planes and been responsible for almost 100% of terrorism in the last 50 years Muslims and commies would result in a law suit. If you are angry at these idiotic abuses at the airport blame your far left lawyers for creating this mess.

Problem number two is hiring practices. Many of the people hired appear to have chips on their shoulders. We do have this problem to a lesser extent in our office with officers whose verbal skills are appalling. I cringe when I listen to some of my peers.

Problem number three is poor leadership. Many of these supervisors are disgraces that are promoted for reasons unknown.

A better technique requires more common sense. Person X is a child with metal braces with a parent who is a ad exec. This should be sorted out with a five minute talk rather than a pat down. Person Y is a former Weatherman 60's radical. That person should get the full treatment. Person Z is under investigation as a money launderer.
This person should get an interview and pat down if needed.

Problem Four Dreadful Tools. Those not familiar with the tools would be shocked at the lengthy and often confusing tools the officers rely upon. Real life example a report says a person is not supposed to be in the country. The report says this suspect is white but in fact this person is a dark skinned Hispanic. Fortunately the reports of moles and scars are precise and the right action is taken.

There is an absurd fear of the scaning machines. I have zero problem walking into one as the officers should be professional.

6 comments:

The Pagan Temple said...

The machines are mainly a concern for frequent fliers, and for pregnant women. Here's an idea. Give the fucking Muslims their prayer rooms at the airport, only turn those rooms into giant x-ray rooms. While Absullah is bowing and praying towards Mecca, little does he know a super ass ray machine in shooting beams up his ass to make sure there isn't anything up there other than shit and gerbils.

beamish said...

If you are angry at these idiotic abuses at the airport blame your far left lawyers for creating this mess.

Well, we all know the far left are spineless and pissing their diapers under the bed afraid of Muslims. They've even backed off their plans to put Khalid Shiekh Muhammad on trial in a federal court because they're afraid such a trial might upset Muslims outside the courthouse who otherwise are staying home and not blowing themselves up in crowded shopping malls or shooting the place up.

And so it is with airline security. They're more concerned with lawsuits than stopping terrorist attacks.

Which is why the Department of Homeland Security has never actually stopped a terrorist attack. Of the four Islamic terrorist attacks on American soil since Obama took office, one was on a plane, another got on a plane, another was being "closely monitored" (whatever that means) and another was on a military base with access to weapons while soldiers were being tried for punchinmg a terrorist.

I have always said the DHS should be shut down during Democrat administrations because the left cares about civil rights about as much as goats like to do Sudoku puzzles.

I'll settle for ther DHS just being shut down, period.

Ducky's here said...

There is an absurd fear of the scanning machines. I have zero problem walking into one as the officers should be professional.

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Officer Obie, you really need an editor. Or are you describing a Buster Keaton sketch?

Ducky's here said...

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Right wing bed wetter, Beamish, is stealing my material.

beamish said...

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Right wing bed wetter, Beamish, is stealing my material.

Except that you, like all leftists, are prone in a puddle of your own piss under your bed and shaking in fright whenever the topic of profiling Muslims for terrorism comes up.

We both know who's afraid of Muslims, and it ain't the right wing.

beamish said...

Remember, Ducky. An intellectually honest discussion begins with you disclosing the fsct that you know you're an imbecile.