Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Lets get the premise of Ducky to Gitmo

In this exercise we are sending the Duck to Gitmo where our job is to annoy the Duck by giving him the worst of our popular culture. In the new Obama era we can not waterboard Jihadis, so the best we can do is send them our worst popular culture. We also want to piss off the Commies at the same time

Select 10 movies that the Duck can watch as the new entertainment manager at Gitmo
Thanks to Aligator

10) Red Dawn
9) Dr Zhivago
8) Brokeback Mountain Jihadis and Gays not a good idea
7) Black Sunday
6) The Green Berets
5) The Ten Comandments
4) Big Jim McClain The Duke punches out Commies
3) Rambo III
2) Exodus
1) Yentyl

Now onto TV remember we are trying to get information and may not waterboard. If the jihadis get upset with the Duck this is okay.

10)Little House on the Prarie
9) Green Acres
8) Dobbie Gillis
7) Designing Women
6) Roseanne
5) Sex and the City
4) Seinfeld
3) Will & Grace
2) Petticoat Junction
1) Golden Girls

We also need to select various artists to drive both Jihadis and the Duck up a wall.
Our goal is to get information first and annoy the Duck second.

10)Michael Jackson
9) Pat Boone
8) Charlie Daniels Commies loathe patriotic country music
7) AC/DC Jihadis and Commies hate heavy metal.
6) Willie Nelson
5) The Spice Girls
4) Slim Whitman
3) Boy George
2) Milli Vanilli
1) Vanilla Ice

Glenn Beck is onto something we mentioned here. The media portrays the Tea Party types as hateful. However, there were no arrests despite a huge turnout. A tiny group of commies rally in Pittsburgh and predictably there are arrests. Of course the most hateful rhetoric or even the fact that the protesters n Pittsburgh are commies or anarchists are typically withheld by the media.


Misfit410 said...

I'd rather lock him in a room with Roman Polanski armed with a bottle of Ruphees.

Ducky's here said...

Red Dawn doesn't surprise me as a selection. As I recall, a group of kids with small arms stops a Soviet armored column.

Right wingers going through their perpetual moy mucho macho, America has a big schlong stage are generally sufficiently stupid to believe that's realistic.

Ducky's here said...

Hey Beak, GayEagle is calling for a military coup.

Looks like the "Native American daVinci" (which one of his fag hags called him that?) has gone over the high side again.

Misfit410 said...

Because it's completely impossible to believe that small groups of young people that are already trained in firearms who have a territorial advantage could ever fight against small clusters of Russian troops, when it's only been done on a bigger scale by Vietnam and Iraqi insurgents who had no such training, guess we skipped the movie and missed that the victory was pretty much achieved by terrorist like bomb strikes and a lot of hiding in the mountains.

Ducky's here said...

Misfit, the operative phrase here is "armored column".

Ducky's here said...

Beak, why aren't you calling for Gay Eagle to be turned in for treason?

Stop being such a damn hypocrite.

Give Homeland Security a buzz, Gay Eagle is really out of line this time.

The Pagan Temple said...

I vote for Insane Clown Posse, with an emphasis on videos. Anything from the Psychotic Records label, including Boondox and Blaze Ya Dead Homie. Jihadis might actually like that though, I don't much think the Duck would care for it.

Alligator said...

Beak, this is an interesting dilemma you are in. Yeagley calls you a "Liberal-in-denial" and the Duckmiester refers to you as a "Right wing bed-wetter." Do you have an identity crisis? With such polarized views, I'd almost pay money to watch Duck and the Doc mix it up online. Now that's entertainment.

The_Editrix said...

"Beak, why aren't you calling for Gay Eagle to be turned in for treason?"

The Duck has a point here.

But why doesn't HE? And wanna bet that he would be shit scared to confront Yeagley directly? All of which he is able is attacking an affable, genial man like Beak.

Ducky's here said...

Frankly, despite having his political head on a bit loose, I suspect Beak is quite a decent sort.

Why he has anything to do with that freak show over at Gay Eagle is a mystery.