Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Beakerkin joins the Miami Mafia

On a lark I purchased a Panama hat and loud West Indian shirt. I placed a cigar in my pocket and went to visit the freaks in Union Square. The freaks literally ran for their lives as they thought I was a Cuban American. This is quite interesting as I have seen the same types harass people in military outfits and policemen. My DHS logo shirt does not inspire similar reaction from Commies.

A coworker asked " Have you joined the Miami Mafia ?".

I have to tip the Panama hat to Henry Gomez of Babalu blog. This was the most fun I had in ages.
Commies react to Panama Hats like vampires or Ducky reacting to a crucifix.

Maybe it is time for Beakerambo to become an honorary Cuban American. I will have to see if we can talk to Mr B about a special issue new avatar.

5 comments:

Farmer John said...

...you can't bluff a victim of the communist system w/rhetoric.

Farmer John said...

...you can't bluff a victim of the communist system w/rhetoric.

Ducky's here said...

I'm sorry Beak but when I see a crucifix I usual assume I've been given 20 Hail Mary's and 10 Our Fathers as normal weekly penance.

Jungle Mom said...

HA!

Beamish said...

Ducky,

I hear you can make the weekly penance cycle more efficient by intoning the rote words of the approved incantations in sequential order but embedded in the context of your daily conversation.