I do not like religious holidays and I do not care for drama queens. Every time I come in the drama queen shows up. So I stay by my parents and Get three days of religious tedium and whiny kids tossed at me. This was not my ideal vacation and had my mother told me that Rav Roov was visiting for three days no big deal I'll come the next week or stay by Drummaster. However every time I come in the drama queen shows up.
Now I am returning for Memorial day and I decided to have my own absurd list.
1 Preparation H incase the drama quen shows up
2 Sand paper toilet paper
3 Buttermilk . Skim milk is an insult
4 A chainsaw to shave with
5 Any cheap alcohol with a halucinagen .
Knowing my luck the drama queen will find a pretense to show up yet again and irritate me yet again. When there is a wedding Brian wants to be the bride. I am sure at the next funeral he will want to be the corpse as well. I am sure that Brian will go to the Sea World and jump into the tank and perform but he needs albacore.
I will have to remind my parents the next time I come down to remind me if Rav Roov if visiting. I can survive a one day religious holiday but three days.
Well at least I can go back to St Albans and get some peace and quiet in a bar figt or the train yard. I allready told Drummaster's Mom the next visit will be birthday 40. The drama queens gift is to stay at home.
Watch on my next trip Rav Roov will arrive 30 seconds before the sabath. The kids will wake me up at five AM and when I go to my sisters for some peace and quiet stinky will come in with his laundry list. I am not a gopher and even with a shot gun I am not buying Yardley English Rose Soap, Charmin Ultra, Women's deoderant or
Now I need to go back to work and get some vacation from this vacation.
Does this happen to anyone else ?
Beamish in 08, Ducky to the state fair and 167 still a ratings zero.