An old foe from FPM has started to make his vile presence felt on this blog. The loathsome vile Socrates a genuine pedophile has decided he wants to join our community. However unlike FPM I own this site and will not allow a pedophile a single vowel on this site. He may pollute FPM and his own blog but not he will not be permited here.
In the early days of the Rush Limbaugh show there was a special feature on the local show called caller abortions. NYC people would call Rush and say they were unwanted callers can he please abort them. I have shamelessly adapted this gag into my repetoire and will proceed with aborting Socrates. Everytime he shows up I will have Drummaster fire up the industrial shopvac and the 650lbs of fecal matter will be removed.
Now do not try this at home as 650lb of fecal matter can only be removed with an industrial shop vac.
The gag will play as follows . Socrates is an unwanted poster whose life is meaningless . The best thing he can do to make this world a better place is to die. There are some crimes that even death does not absolve such as molesting your own daughters. We do not cater to the criminally insane on this blog. All pedophiles deserve the death penalty. We also do not like men who prey on women.
Drummaster Fire up the vacum and let us rid this blog of Socrates.
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650lbs of fecal mater has been removed. If you see any hits on your blog from San Mateo or Coaling CA just abort away. Aborting Socrates is easy fast and fun for the whole community. Feel free to steal this gag for your blog. If any liberals object tell them "how dare you tell me what to do with my blog ? A blogger has the right to a pedophile free zone of privacy.
Mr Beamish in 08, Ducky married to Ernie in MA, 167 RIP and Socko aborted.