Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Saved By Quick Thinking

My bad hair frustrations were averted by the advice of a coworker. I used Head and Shoulders first then followed by 3X. My scalp feels squeaky clean and my hair feels soft and smells like mans hair should smell.

Now if I could only find some Gillette Odor Shield and hide it life would be good.

Ladies keep your man happy and don't take his man soap. You have millions of overpriced shampoos and washes that are available in seconds. Why acceptable man soap is in such short supply in NYC is unknown.

4 comments:

Duckys here said...

Glad to read that you have these sudden critical problems under control.

Too bad Nuyytyahoo is out of control.
Demand people evacuate and then bomb the refugee shelters.
The magnificent IDF taking pride in bombing sleeping children. But they're Pseudostinians, sub humans.

You must be so proud.

Mike's America said...

I see the Jew Hater is on the loose. Hey Dicky... ever stop to think that those refugee centers might have been hit by misfired Hamas rockets? After all, they're hiding them in schools, hospitals and mosques. It was just a matter of time before a few of them went astray.

As for the question "Why acceptable man soap is in such short supply in NYC is unknown." There is an answer. They are trying to convert all the men in NYC to neutered metrosexuals. Taking away your man soap is just the first step.

beakerkin said...

It is a true tragedy. For now I can still find 3X which is pretty good.
In an emergency I can use Irish Spring even though it feels funny.
Oddly the Gillette line is used by
all the members of my household in the summer.

The Duck has an odd fixation with
Israel. I have never been there and do not plan to do so in the future. I get really annoyed that
every time I do a security clearance I get questioned about
Israel and my religious practices
for an hour.

The Duck is aware by now that the entire Gaza area has tunnels. Why
didn't Hamas let the civilians use
the tunnels as shelter? Hamas wants dead civilians and works hard to keep the totals high. The
small numbers compared to more traditional wars makes the comments of Ducky hypocritical.

If Ducky wanted to end this he could demand Egypt take its territory back.

Duckys here said...

Odd fixation?

I'd say that American Jewry has the fixation. They have gone through a diminishing of identity to the point where absolute support for Israel has become their identity.

It's actually not unlike the spiritual crisis American Catholics faced which is only now healing.

The people telling the Likud fools to stop the bombing are your best friends just as those who exposed the rot in the Catholic Church saved it.