I created quite a stir by singing Plastic Jesus in the break room. It was recognized as a chain gang song from Cool Hand Luke. All of my peers remain broken but I am defiant. There is a limited number of days that an officer of my grade can be assigned such nonsense. Had I whistled the theme from Bridge over the River Kwai it would have been obvious.
Ten more work days. Luckily I will be using three more vacation days and combined with the holiday it is over. Unlike Cool Hand Luke I do not die at the end of the picture.