Have any of you wondered what would happen if Dr Yeagley was given the role of Indian in the Cupboard. We now present this crazy scenario. In the film a young boy has a key given to his mother by his grandmother. It opens a cupboard to which a young boy places an Indian figurine that comes to life.
Boy: You can move...
Yeagley: Well some of my critics and allies say that I am in the closet but a cupboard is ridiculous.
Boy: You can talk English.
Yeagley: Listen here you racist clown I have a Phd in Divinity From Yale.
Boy: Does that mean you can take a funny stick and divine water.
Yeagley: No you imbecile it means I study Spirituality and God.
Boy: Where are your weapons? What is this you are carrying a tome of Edgar Allan Poe, Moby Dick and the Bible.
Yeagley: What did you expect a PHD to read Truman Capote or Gore Vidal.
Boy: But you are supposed to be a mighty warrior. I want a refund ..
Yeagley: Not all of us are warriors. There were scholars and traders and men of God.
Boy: So what wisdom can you impart.
Yeagley: Now go to the fridge and bring back some gourds and I will teach you the sacred Indian Gourd Dance.
Boy: Okay how about these.
Yeagley: You are obviously the product of inferior education, those are eggplants. Now go back to the fridge.
Boy: You're insulting. I do not like you.
Yeagley: The feeling is mutual. An Indian of my status deserves to be in a more upscale home but a paycheck is a paycheck.
Boy: H'mmm if the cabinet makes Indians come to life I wonder what happens when I place the Indian in with this Godzilla figurine.
Yeagley: Hey you don't even think about that I proclaim this cupboard as a reservation. Noooooooooooooo
Tune in next week as what would happen is our Antisemitic Duck was cast in the role of The Ugly Duckling.