This is yet another example how Ducky's anti semitic idiocy cost us yet another job. Way back decades ago NBC hired yours trully to play the lead role in a show Quantum Beak. My costar was my good friend Duncy who was to play the quirky Hologram only seen by animals, small children and the deranged.
The opening was a tad different. Some gas mask clad soldier wasn't watching the controls while watching a Cheech and Chong movie leaving scientist Beakerkin traveling through time.
This is a scene from ther lost pilot.
Beakerkin: Oh my god what am I doing in a KKK outfit.
Duncy: Relax given your political views you probably will feel at home. Look around and see if you can find your friend Dr. Yeagley. Hey I think he's over there.
Beakerkin: You stupid moron that is a cigar store indian.
Duncy: You mean Yeagley isn't a cigar store Indian with rabies. Then again cigar store indians at least serve a purpose unlike Yeagley the unemployable.
Beakerkin: If he hated his country and paid homage to Marx he'd be a household name in your messed up community.
Clinton: Now Munroe no good Klansman ever wore Sooby Doo sheets and went around drinking Mountain Dew. The one time you need a beer you are drinking a Dew. If my friends in the trailer park could see you know they would all break out laughing.
Ducky: You are Johnl Munroe the law school chum of Bill Clinton's who introduces her to his childhood friend Hillary Rodham. If you mess this up Israel no longer exists, but we go into World War Three. Russia tries to save Cuba from a US invasion. Castro is killed and dragged through the street by his BVD's. A nuclear exchange destroys most of the planet.
Munroe: The point of this party is to mock the KKK. You never quite get anything right. You smoke pot but you don't inhale. How did you get into this University anyway the Old Bolsheviks club.
Ducky: Nice try Beakey but you can't give a hologram a wedgie.... Oh my God look who Hillary brought for a date its Dr. Yeagley.
In this timeline Yeagley marries Hillary Clinton and becomes a Newspaper Editor of the NY Times. They have six ugly children with Fred Flinstone ankles and heads full of split ends. Hilary becomes a Conservative
and the NY Times is almost to the right of the NY Post. Yeagley eliminates the book review and the arts and leisure section that fascist barbarian.
NBC recast the show and it became widely known as Quantum Leap.