Among the juicy tidbits revealed by our crack interrogation methods
1) The Duck secretly likes Grape Nuts
2) Gweneth Paltrow is a more talented actress than Nicole kidman
3) Spike Lee and Oliver Stone are over rated
4) Dunkin Donuts Coffee is better than Starbucks
5) He enjoyed Shirley Temple movies in his youth
6) Watched the Sound of Music while drunk
7) Reads used books and newspapers
Our expert team is now planning on white collar criminals next.
Will we find out that members of the AIG Board buy their underwear
Tune in next time as the Beak water boards.