An odd unverified rumor sweeping the web has anarchists stealing war criminal Leon Trotsky's ashes and baking them into cookies. While we do not approve of grave desecration Trotsky and his moronic apologists are unsympathetic victims.
Trotsky was a war criminal whose life of butchery has been made into a cartoon by his dim witted
power mad apologists. The ultimate goal of Trotskyites is to shift the focus of the evils created by Marx onto Stalin so they can enslave humanity with new packaging.
This story does have the appearance of a great spoof, but it is the funniest thing I have read in a while.