Our soon to be elected mayor has had more names then professional criminals and done a fraction of the actual work of actual career criminals.
Lets Propose new names for the new mayor
First Citizen Couch Potato
Ho Che Chomsky
Grand Master Marxist Moron
LL Cool Clod
At least David Dinkins was living on planet earth.
I can just see Gomer Di Blassio leading a band of Faux hipster revolutionaries ranting on about Webolution and Socialist Webolution between hits of wine coolers.
Does each new alias of Warren Wilhelm get a vote?
Has he figured out Col Klink does not work at the NYPD?