Tuesday, August 14, 2007

What a day

13 comments:

Mr. Beamish the Kakistocrat said...

Wasn't it?

Ducky's here said...

On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class
that she is a Spankees fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Spankees fans.
Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise, "Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?"
"Because I'm not a Spankees fan," she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a Spankees fan, then who are you a fan of?"
"I am a Red Sox fan, and proud of it," Janie replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie, why pray tell are
you a Red Sox fan?"
"Because my mom is a Red Sox fan, and my dad is Red Sox fan, so I'm a Red Sox fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, "that is no
reason for you to be a Red Sox fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom were an idiot and your dad were a moron,what would you be then?"
"Then," Janie smiled, "I'd be a Spankees fan."

nanc said...

yup.

beakerkin said...

Google ate the rest of my post. I had my car inspected and the excellent condition of my car shocked the inspectors.

The Merry Widow said...

It's just an example of what kind of day it was!
Ducky-Good one!

tmw

Mr. Beamish the Kakistocrat said...

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.

When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!"

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.

St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!

The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and
along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.

She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on … Very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.
St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being
chained to you for all of eternity?"

The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"

nanc said...

long eyelashes?

*;]

Ducky's here said...

Your getting better, Beamish. That was pretty good.

Always On Watch said...

Mr. Beamish,
Hehehe.

Always On Watch said...

Beak,
Always highlight at copy (HTML mode) before hitting "Publish."

Farmer John said...

Your Yazidi's are taking a beating in Iraq, beak.

al Quaeda's afraid to target the Shi'a anymore... so the Yazidi's are now in the bulls-eye.

beakerkin said...

Farmer

This is one of the issues I took great issue with Ren over. Ren had a post defining honor killing as being typified by the Yezidis killing a girl for falling in love with a Muslim.

He doesn't know a thing about Yezidis or their history yet passes judgement on them. The history of persecution of this people is evident. Commies merely spit on these genuine indigenous people while venerating fake ones into mere god like status.

Farmer John said...

We all know how the Left loves a scapegoat.

It's the essence of socialism.