Monday, November 23, 2009

No Sympathy

We are not sympathetic to traitor Hassan who is apparently paralyzed below the waist.
Our system requires all must be given a fair trial. However, the reality is highly likely that he and the 9-11 plotters will walk.

A lawyer will likely place the military on trial. The labor practices of the Federal Government will be front and center. Many of us are familiar with how evil at times some bosses can be but there is no excuse for killing people.

In the 9-11 plotters case the trial is a leftist attempt to place the Bush regime on trial. Waterboarding really is not acceptable to any form of life other than Commies.
Of course if we did strictly mental torture like placing panties on the heads of terrorist the usual suspects would cry. I can see it now the guards laughing at Khalid Sheik Mohammad telling him he looks like Ron Jeremy, but er lacks his talent.

Here are some of the facts produced at a recent water boarding of Ducky

10) He actually listened to Barry Manilow
9) He used Miracle Whip on food voluntarily
8) He enjoyed Banachek
7) He thinks Chico Marx is more talented than Groucho
6) He wants to watch professional Twister
5) John Travolta can't act
4) Sissy Spacek can act
3) He does not get Mr Magoo
2) Can not name the cast members of frinds
1) Thinks Boston style mustard stinks.

3 comments:

Ducky's here said...

10) He actually listened to Barry Manilow
Under no circumstances. I listen to nearly everything EXCEPT American pop. Telling me I listen to Manilow is like telling Beak he listens to Stockhausen.

9) He used Miracle Whip on food voluntarily
No, that's a lose. I rarely even use salad dressing and virtually never use mayonnaise.

8) He enjoyed Banachek
That's correct. In fact the show is on the Retro TV Channel these days.

7) He thinks Chico Marx is more talented than Groucho
Never underestimate the value of a good straight man.

6) He wants to watch professional Twister
No.

5) John Travolta can't act
Correct

4) Sissy Spacek can act
Correct, Missing, In the Bedroom, Coal Miners Daughter, 3 Women ... I wish she had hooked up with Robert Altman more often, he was a real actor's director.

3) He does not get Mr Magoo
Behave, I loved the Magoo cartoons.

2) Can not name the cast members of friends
Pretty much correct. The show sucked and I never really watched it much.

1) Thinks Boston style mustard stinks.
Nothing about Boston is bad.

FJ said...

"Boston style" mustard? wth is that, Catsup?

Elmers Brother said...

Boston style mustard stinks.

does it have beans in it?