I will be visiting with the kids tonight. I am having a hard time explaining to NYC kids that a woodchuck is a furry creature and not a drill accessory. I will have to take the kids to the Bronx Zoo to clarify that mess.
They did ask me if the land of Snow and Beer is a real place. I told them it is more commonly known as the Northeast Kingdom in Vermont. They marvel at the stories of wild animals living with even wilder locals.
I do have to extend an invitation to the Pagan Temple and Commanche Moon to sit for the generic Hot Seat interviews. Waterboarding is pure mischief and reserved for those who are either blights on humanity like the Duck or who just have way too much courage.