Thursday, November 12, 2009

The Beak and Kids

Yesterday I had to host four kids under eight. It was a great deal of fun. The kids wanted to know what I was scared of. I told them that the greatest fear many people have is those rascally IRS agents. I modeled the lead agent after the Beloved Rav Roov
and called him Agent One Eyebrow. They sat enchanted as Agent One Eyebrow hunted down
the worlds greatest criminal Al Capone who laughed at police. The adults were on the floor laughing. When they asked for another story I told them about the IRS vs Daryl
Strawberry. "Did they take his clothes" one asked. "No but that was only because they couldn't sell it".

One of the six year old girls asked " if I went to college?" I told her "I graduated and was given a piece of paper". She said " Then you must have laid naked on top of many women kissing them." I assured her "that was only between a lot of classes and reading".

5 comments:

Always On Watch said...

LOL to that last paragraph!

Sounds as if you had a wonderful day, Beak.

Steve Harkonnen said...

Wow, that came from a six year old?

Beak, do stop by my blog and check out the interview I did on GSG.

I thought your biggest fear was communists!

Steve Harkonnen said...

I know you have no control over it, but my word verification was pennis.

The Pagan Temple said...

Beak, what did that little girl mean? It almost sounds like she was saying you must have had to sleep with somebody to get a passing grade.

beakerkin said...

I think that she meant in College there is a lot of sex. This is true in co ed schools with dorms it is the age being away from home and alcohol.