Friday, November 30, 2012

Suing Therapists over False Claims

Bravo for the gay community for suing over false claims made by therapists. In a less political world marital therapists with records similar to Dr. Kevorkian get sued. Why would anyone listen to marital therapy from a thirty something who has never been married. Would you take flying lessons from someone who never entered a plane.

It is time the profession was held accountable for its carnage.

Thursday, November 29, 2012

A Future Prediction Beamish at 88

Over at Zinla's some joked about what a geriatric version of Mr B would be like.

And now at MSPMSLSD we bring you a report of the last American Patriot Mr. Beamish in the Bill Clinton Retirement Home and Casino in Tuscalosa

Reporter: So you are the last American Patriot
Mr B: Darn right. It was a great country that went to Hell after President Chelsea Clinton declared war on Patriotism and Tail Gating.
Reporter: Tail Gating sounds gay
Mr B: No you $%^%& idiot. It was when we watched real Football with broken bones concussions and served food that would stick to your ribs and clog your arteries. Then they merged the NFL with the American Ballet and ruined the game. Watching Swan Lake with tackles is no substitute for the NFL.
Reporter: So what happened to all your friends.
Mr Beamish: My friend FJ ended up in a mental ward after it was discovered that supporting Ron Paul and multiple personalities qualify as a mental illness. They fed him tofu for a week and he started to think one of his personas was Christopher Lloyd. He mumbled a few lines about Back to the Future and tried to time travel with a souped up meat freezer in a Hagerstown Supermarket. He electrocuted himself but made some amazing ribs that were the best in centuries. Unfortunately, the recipe was lost.
Reporter: That sounds horrible
Mr B: Yes Paulism is dreadful. TMW found a use for Tofu as an element in sheet rock. She made a fortune but lost it class warfare. The Beakerkin Dude was strangest of all. He would survive everything five attacks at the WTC, three ferry crashes, scores of mentally disturbed girl friends from across the globe, visits from frum relatives and he was usually peaceful. Then President Chelsea Clinton decided to close Chinese Buffets and ban Mountain Dew. The man of peace barricaded himself into a buffet on 1& 9 in NJ. He was chanting It is all you can eat and must die trying to eat all. The President called out the Janet Reno Division of the Army but MSG, Mountian Dew and off the chart cholesterol was too much. He was buried in Guyana and his tomb is a tourist attraction for fans of Redneck Cuisine with Jewish influences and surf music memorabilia.
The T shirt sales are a major source of revenue. Rather go through another attack at the WTC then spend a minute with those house guests is a large seller.

Reporter: What is it like having the last American Patriot as a resident.
Home Director: Its tough as he tries to seduce nurses 1/3 of his age. The national guard was called in when he painted his motor mobility unit up like something he called the General Lee and did donuts in the Lane Bryant Mall of Alabama. He ran into a 650 pound woman and the scooter was totaled. We also have to supervise him because he has been caught making his own alcohol. He's working on a gardening project
tool something he calls a Daisy Cuter hasn't been a daisy in these parts for two decades.

Reporter: A product of another era working on a tool for plants that no longer exist. Back to you Li Fu. This is Sanjay Ramalamading Dong reporting from Tuscaloosa.

Post Script Thank You Glenn Beck for spoofing dumb art exhibits with the comedy Classic Obama in the Pee. Of course doing an Obama Conga Line Dance to the Unemployment Office might get one sent to GITMO or in a re education camp run by Bill Ayers.

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Premature Talk of the Death of Harry's Place

Harry's Place has been off line for a few days. Those on the far left have been voicing approval of what isn't likely the end of a decent blog. The snide remarks come from European critics who think any American to the right of Fidel Castro is a Neanderthal.

My issues with the site are its cartoon like presentation of American issues by the planets laziest blogger Gene. The site selected an off the map Big Labor Socialist who is a dual Israeli American citizen. What % of Americans are dual nationals? What % of Americans are Socialist or are Big Labor types? The framing of American issues on HP were literally framed from a series of Cut and Paste articles from Huffington with the theme Republicans are Stupid Anti Science morons and Obama is the Messiah.

HP ran a series of disgraceful posts about the Tea Party. There is not one bit of evidence that the author ever  attended a single event. This would have been fairly easy as Gene lived in DC and moved to the suburbs. Rather then attend a function and see who is there. I reluctantly went with AOW and was shocked to find mostly decent working class folk who just wanted fiscal sanity and growth. I have made similar trips to NYC
events and found very decent tame folks engaging in Constitutionally Protected Free Speech behaving lawfully.

HP lifted its coverage of the Tea Party from folks at Huffington who similarly don't get beyond a wine and cheese party in a social science faculty lounge. The theme is that if a single person at the a Tea Party event says anything questionable it tars every single person at the event. This is amusing as the number of posts related to this mania about the Tea Party likely exceeded 50.

Meanwhile it remained silent on the entire topic of Occupy Wall Street. Basically it ignored the most rancid forms of Jew Hatred outside of the Middle East and Hugo's failed Workers Paradise. Having spent plenty of time at OWS events it takes no effort to find Jew Hatred, Truthers, people rationalizing violence and a section of lunatics that want to create this generations Haymarket. 

There have been multiple links of OWS members to planned terrorist activity. There have been serious crimes including murder, rapes and large scale property damage at OWS. OWS is neither lawful, nor does banging on a drum while smelling like a landfill qualify as freedom of speech and HP remained silent. The European correspondents do deal with abhorrent behavior from the left as seen in the examples of the London riots. Gene does not do any posts that might make the domestic left look bad. He might do a few anti Chavez posts but that is about it.

Now if a quirky jerk at the Tea Party makes anything that could be construed as a racial remark the folks at HP brand the entire bunch bigots. The same crew turns this logic on its head when discussing OWS. The presence of individuals linked to terrorism, murder, rapes and endorsed by David Duke in his own words means nothing as it is a mass movement made up of many people... Sorry, but these dangerous ignorant lunatics have plenty of links to big labor, big education, big media, trustfundistas and yes the Obama connected ACORN. Obama cronies Bill Ayers and Van Jones have been involved with OWS. Obama gave initial support for OWS and switched the subject as it became apparent that regular folks had grown annoyed at the collection of dangerous lunatics.

The left decries the commenters at HP. One classic imbecile is the hysterical Josh Scholar who pretty much chalks up all opposition to Obama as racist. Another so called expert calls himself Vildechaya who is a Canadian editor who knows more about America because he lived here for three years. I pointed out that Canada does have its own issues with Muslim radicals and terror plots. Salim Mansur and Tarek Fateh both write on the subject eloquently. I got a nasty remark saying "Muslims in Canada keep their heads down". I confronted this paternalistic bigotry to which this jerk used some sort of weasel word bit that it is not bigotry.
The truth is that many on the far left have been playing nasty games with the most unhinged parts of the planet. As Dershowitz pointed out Galloway tries to be more Palestinian then Palestinians themselves. A few backflips about Saddam and Assad and a diet of Bad Jooo er Zionist. Maxine Waters similarly transformed violent criminals in LA burning and stealing into revolutionaries. Amazingly the Canadian ponders what do I know about National Security.

Actually, the way Gene frames the issues there can be no discussion of American issues at HP. There are plenty of decent folks and we don't have to agree, but it boils down to integrity. Ignoring OWS which was a huge issue while running post after post on the Tea Party and Glenn Beck is typical  for Gene. One post hysterically called Beck an antisemite for accurately quoting George Soros. Ask a Jew that practices the actual religion if they would rather sit next to Glenn Beck or Soros. Soros is so despised in the Jewish community that a group that lied about receiving his money had a major scandal. This is rather obvious to someone who has spent time with people who practice the religion as opposed hanging out with bon vivants over fondue waxing about Gore Vidal novels. You don't generally hear Mendy pass the fondue and did you finish reading that book by Norman Mailer in the modern Orthodox or even Conservative community. I only know a handful of radicals in that community as opposed to Patriotic Israel Supporting liberals like Joe Leiberman whom those on the left frequently tar as having issues with dual loyalty. Those on the left whose history includes lies about spies, mindless terror with no links to the Vietnam War and organizers of riots who chanted get the Jews should be the last to question anyone's loyalties.

You can search HP for any trace of patriotism by Gene who seems to think it is rather quaint. In fact you can read plenty into his silence by frequent remarks by Euros claiming patriots are Bubbas of the set of Deliverance.

The truth is that many hard core leftists are completely clueless and we can make our own hysterical cartoon versions. Socialites talking about working class people while living in a world as racially segregated as a KKK event. Lefties practicing New Age religion trying to communicative with Eugene V Debs with a set of crystals. Cocaine and booze are very common at these gatherings of ultra left gadflies. Now I don't like to point to cartoons. However, my cartoons were based upon actual first hand encounters. Your average Christian ( not Liberation theology fakes and Pastor Wright) believes in helping the poor as a calling and is less inclined towards hate then Marxist drones.

I hope HP returns soon and it rethinks the errors of its ways on its coverage of American topics. It is better reading to discuss actual events rather than cartoon scraping cut and paste from Huffington.

Satmar on trial for Child Molestation

The Satmar are the lefts favorite Jews. They frequently point to this deranged cult as some sort of moral beacon in their obsession with Israel. The most bigoted also toss them into the gutter afterwards with accurate portrayals of welfare rates. Mainstream lefties who are part of the cult of Obama feign ignorance that this crew voted for Obama in droves for his anti Israel positions.

Sexual abuse scandals have hit many denominations. However only the Satmar appear to have first attempted to bully the victim into silence and when that failed bribe the victim to drop the charges and emigrate to ISRAEL. The Satmar are against the Jewish state but see no difficulty in trying to bribe a crime victim and sending them there when expedient.

The question of who directed these attempts to silence the victim of a crime will not be asked. As we are dealing with a deranged cult those on trial will never point their finger and do the jail time. When the scandal is forgotten some pardon or early release will be engineered by a cult friendly politician.

Monday, November 26, 2012

Obama layoffs and under employment

A direct consequence of Obamacare is the rise of the part time worker. There will be fewer full time jobs as Obama opens the flood gates with another impending amnesty. The breadline will be longer and those college grads will be at Starbucks.

It is ironic that two of the groups directly responsible for putting the incompetent Obama will suffer from his deranged policies. Blacks and College Students will pay for their poor choices. Unemployment and crime will plague the inner city and students will not be able to pay off their loans.

Amazingly, the frummies are still here. They take their kid to a doctor for "Epstein Barr" because the kid is sleepy. A real doctor would diagnose this as jackassicus fumoron parenticus. If the leave now the kid might get home at 1:30 on a school night. Of course I could not enjoy this game as the frummies wait until the last second to extend my agony. The kid has deduced I refuse to eat with them.

On Thanksgiving it is the time for hope. There is no hope in a nation governed by a man who can not lead and does not have a clue. Our hope is that after yet more failures the GOP delivers another spanking and he is rendered an afterthought. Look for Hillary to spill the beans when she is gone.

Sunday, November 25, 2012

Why you should read Stephen Schwartz

Once again some in the Muslim community don't get it. Complaining about sentencing terrorists to death for crimes which make Muslims look barbaric is dumb.

The latest article about the plight of the Rohingya issue in Burma. It is interesting and informative reading that is well worth a trip to the CIP Website. There are excellent articles about persecution of Sufis in Pakistan.

Thursday, November 22, 2012

Count on Frummies to mess up everything

When we last left the planets most inconsiderate religious zombies messed up another holiday. My parents are home this year and I arranged for my daughter to spend it with the in laws. I made arrangements for a caterer so I would not have to do industrial cooking. Last second the religious mendicants decide to come here.

I have to cancel the caterer because if the food is not perfectly Kosher the usual hell breaks out. The caterer made a Kosher turkey and sent it over. My folks and I ate it for lunch while I went into the kitchen to create something from my memory

I did not find my usual ingredients. I like to cook a turkey over a bed of barley, mushrooms, cut Texas white onions and Maine potatoes. I stuff the inside with citrus fruit and paint the turkey with Honey from Poland add crushed garlic, cajuin powder and an Italian seasoning and a mesquite based bbq sauce. I only had limited supplies and had to improvise. I had a bed of Texas White Onions, Sweet Potatoes, some small non Maine potatoes ( less than Maine is an insult). I brushed the Turkey with Vermont Maple syrup ( the stuff is powerful and needs to be lightly applied) used plenty of garlic powder and pepper. I stuffed the center with local pears peeled and added lime juice. Came out pretty good but I had to eat the catered food before the jerks arrived. 

They arrived at 7:30 at night late as usual and ruined an excellent meal. The excuses never change and I am done listening to them. All the effort wasted because these clowns have zero consideration for anyone else.
Of course he arrives late has a bad attitude and is in brain impaired form.

The latest complaint is I eat at the Greek Diner when these relatives are home. The Greek Diner in many ways is my sanctuary from these inconsiderate jerks. Fortunately, I have work and have never been so glad to go in even if there was another Sandy and 9-11 combined I would find my way in. I can not stand spending any time with these clowns who show no consideration for anyone. I never hated this crew until the summer when they dropped in for twelve agonizing weeks. There was excuse after excuse to prolong the agony. 

On Saturday I will spend the day with my daughter. I will be spared more time with these jerks. They only excel in excuses and more ways to annoy people. If you wish to be religious don't inflict this on other people.
If you make demands on other people due to your quirks try to be brief. 

On a personal level lateness and excuses drive me batty. Two decades of lateness and these impositions are enough. As stated I might have been annoyed but this summer was too much. I am stuck with this relative at family gatherings and the mix of self centered lateness, sixth grade level corny jokes and religious dogmatism is under my skin. He feigns that he is soooo concerned but it isn't even a good act.

This relative is not a particularly nice person. I keep wondering why his wife keeps trying to talk to me when I make it clear that this is finished. In her mind this will pass, but she doesn't grasp how this anger has built up over years. She asked "How come we haven't met your daughter". My response is "I love the kid and you guys are my problem not hers". A normal person would grasp that it should be left alone but not these clowns.  

The Greek place is a place that I can be free of these demands. I can enjoy a bowl of soup and have wacky sandwiches and tell jokes. The TV is set to ESPN sports so I can enjoy the sports with the guys. They always have a nice bowl of jello and green tea. In a way the Greek Diner is timeless and I merely age across a sea of faces. 

What are you telling a person when you are always late? What are you telling a person when you alter their plans at the last second? What are you telling someone when you force your religious practices on others? Quite simply you are walking around like everyone else is your servant and you have a divine sense of entitlement. In small doses I am generally fine. After this summer I am not. I tried to warn this relative that the damage is likely permanent but he did not yield. I even offered to pay the private school costs closer to home but again he did not yield.

It would go a long way if he would apologize for this summer and not talk to me for a while. Unfortunately, this is not in his makeup and he just lives in a clueless fog of religious texts and delusions of relevance. As we speak he is off on another tantrum. This one because I walked away and will not fight with him and eat at the diner when he is home. Run and hide he yelled at me. In reality it is walk away disgusted to a happier place.

There is a reader who rants about gays. A gay relative would not create this much mayhem even if they were the stereotypical drama Queen. I could eat as I wished and live my life free from rules that mean little to me. I might get a few fashion lectures and told what wine goes with what at worst. I am tired of the impositions, the 
perpetual lateness, changing plans last second and running around like he is a victim. 

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

It looks like Twinkies may rise again

I had no doubt some buyer would produce twinkies. However at work I had what I thought were my last Devil Dogs. My mother always put these in my lunch. I actually liked the fruit pies as a kid. Part of the fun of being a father is sharing things with your kid. Somehow my odd love of barley has been picked up by my daughter who looks for it in soup and served as a side.

Similarly my fathers love of Pistachio ice cream got passed to me and onto my daughter who was curious as to what that strange green ice cream is. Hostess and Drake's products were always in my home and around my desk. Sharing a twinkie with my daughter is a good memory.

I was watching my daughter and preparing to pass her a bag of Sour Patch candy. Without warning her two year old niece ripped the bag from my hand. Do note the two year old does not do that with other packages.
I guess I will have to switch brands. The kids messed me up by eating an entire jar of barrel pickles as I left popcorn and pretzels around. I enjoy the B &G brand but will buy others on occasion.

On the brighter side my daughter has started to love reading. She is not at my level or that of Rav Roov, but she does it on her own. It is not important that she is not reading the financial page or even the heavy books
that I read at her age. This will come in time and the love of the printed word comes first.

It is a safe bet that on Christmas morning my daughter will have Swiss Miss and Twinkies with her Nook reader.

Monday, November 19, 2012

To Kill A Campaign

It is becoming apparent that President Obama lied about Bengazi. How much if any help could summoned to assist remains unclear. Maybe the people making the choice thought they could be ransomed or we would lose more men with no probability of rescue.

I have serious ethical issues with an administration who would lie about an act of terror merely to get elected.
The truth is the voters would not have held a terrorist attack against Obama. Perhaps limited damage would be caused by the requests for security but these types of things do unfortunately happen. Claiming this attack had anything to do with a You Tube video was a direct lie.

The far left cries about Fox News but it was the only outlet that said a word. The media sat on this story as well as the potential layoff wave that would follow an Obama victory. The layoff Tsunami following the election of the messiah materialized. Those of you who lost your jobs can comfort yourself that Obama and his University Marxist and Limousine Radicals friends are toasting champagne while you wonder about your future.

The stupid Obama inspired OWS never quite grasps that their debts come from Big Academia selling costly worthless degrees so political hacks like Bill Ayers and Angela Davis can get well paid for no work. The brain impaired students blame the bankers while holding hands with their lazy professors who with rare exception publish worthless scholarship. President Obama is a classic example of this politicization of Big Academia. We can't see his transcripts so the specter that he was a classic affirmative action or nepotism hire remains. How he was allowed to remain on the job for 12 years with zero published articles is unknown.
Also the books assigned to his political class have remained beyond discussion in the media.

Ultimately,  telling the truth about terrorism would not have cost many votes. You have to wonder about the priorities of a person who would shift the blame for a well planned attack to an obscure film. Even if the later
were true Muslims need to grasp that this does not justify violence. If this type of activity does justify violence every time a group of nuts burns an American flag the USA should respond with a well placed missile.The apology tours are unusual as Muslims have an extensive history of colonialism and Jim Crow abuses  of their own that exceed their Marxist stoked preposterous victim claims. Note to Bill Clinton any apology for slavery should have been said in America to the descendants of slaves, not in Africa.

As bad as Clinton was nobody could call him stupid or tone deaf. The American people cry out for jobs and Obama responds with a job killing health care plan and food stamps. Obama will push some sort of legalization so that people who knowingly broke the laws can stand next to you on the unemployment and bread lines.

The media is guilty of complicity in allowing Obama to lie. Obama has tried to shift the blame to Hilary and the CIA and the media still protects the Dear Leader. Ultimately, if Hillary were smart she would resign now and start criticizing the tone deaf Obama and position herself in 2016. However, one needs to wonder how much damage four more years of arrogance, stupidity and incompetence can create.


Saturday, November 17, 2012

Goodbye Twinkies

The goons of big labor have killed a piece of Americana. The last Twinkies and Wonderbread will be off store shelves soon. I can remember many good moments with a Drake cake nearby. On a lark I took two twinkies with me on the flight from LA. The legend of the cream being forced outside at higher altitudes was false.

Big labor backed Obama and his job killing healthcare debacle. The workers will join the ranks of Obama induced layoffs. The union was warned this would happen and pressed on with a strike.

Hopefully, some company will buy the Twinkie name and produce something similar.

Friday, November 16, 2012

Out of the closet

I am and remain Jewish and respect the rights of others to practice their faith. I do object and get annoyed at any attempts to inflict these lifestyle choices on me. What annoys me is the utter disrespect for the rights of other people. An odd visit or two well announced is not a big deal. Dropping over at the last second and staying for the whole summer is a big deal. 

Many of us talk about behaviors that are maladaptive in terms of inner city residents. Those that are familiar with people unemployed for decades who live on the phone and have no concept of time are familiar to any resident of a large city. Basically, many of  the same inner city pathologies are found in the lives of the ultra orthodox minus the promiscuity and drugs. There is no excuse for a person with an accounting degree to be unemployed for 25 years. I want to be sympathetic, but I notice their equally pious relatives never seem to be troubled by these annoying visits.

Far too often the religious use this piousness as a crutch for abnormal behaviors. When you point out that mendicant relative A has been unemployed for two decades you get a lecture. When they drop in at the last second and stay for the whole summer you get a lecture. When they intrude into your personal life you get more lectures. 

Now it may be true that these are just annoying people who happen to be religious. However, years of boorish behavior are just too much. I have never cared for these relatives, but this summer it turned to hate.

Thursday, November 15, 2012

Better Gay then Frum

Over years, I have grown less patient with the bombastic religious zaniness and cultural backwardness of frum relatives. These religious mendicants inflict their lifestyle on others and just drop in at the last second.  A gay relative would not cause so much disruption and would not be as embarrassing.

A gay relative would have the class to call well in advance before they drop in. A gay relative would not disrupt any aspect of my life. A gay relative would respect that others live differently and leave others alone.
A gay relative would also not be a cultural ignoramus and understand things beyond religious texts.

I have made my choice to be buried in Guyana away from these relatives known. There is to be no prayer no marker and my ashes are to be placed in the local river.

I was merely annoyed with these visits until the summer. After week after week of this I will not deal with this any more. I am still culturally Jewish, but there will be no more services, rituals or community functions. I was never religiously inclined and I resented it being forced upon me. I spent my formative years yearning to be free from being something I was not. For years I pretended to be someone I was not. I didn't do it well and my disdain and departure comes as no great shock.

The Hindu relatives cause far less disruption and are less annoying. Pretty much it is take your shoes off don't eat beef and pork and that is it. The alcoholic binges and having relatives that are simple can be a pain, but nowhere near as annoying as the frummies. What makes frummies annoying is you must cater to their demands, lack of consideration and class.

Too all those people that complain about having gay family, you have it easy. Dealing with dogmatic backwards people who just don't respect others and cause you to cater to their lifestyle quirks is much worse.

The other side of the Borscht Belt

While reading many of the familiar works about the history of the Catskills there was a missing part discussed
succinctly. We remember the grand hotels and bungalow colony communities of that era. We remember the great entertainment and food. Even in far away Guyana the movie Dirty Dancing provides a vantage point to those too young or culturally removed from the era.

There were caste systems in the hotels that were unspoken. At the very bottom rung were the bimmies. They were poorly paid ( sometimes interesting) men who were marking time and usually addicted to something. They did all the menial work and were kept out of view. They spent their days in dangerous housing in the Concord was described as the "snakepit".

The question of what happened to the workers in those Hotels never gets answered.

To be called a bimmy as a college student was kind of cool. It was akin to being called a screw up. Hence the chain with the name goes back to that era. To those who were at the bottom it was label applied to very broken men racing towards doom. As most of these people were hardcore addicts most of them should be long gone.

An older niece interpreted my life totally wrong. At an earlier time I made a decision to eat with the Bimmies and cross into areas that college students seldom ventured into. This was not social activism in the traditional sense. I did not believe in a caste system and thought students should grasp the world of those who worked across the counter.

In the next post I will discuss how traces of the Catskill era filters into my daily life.

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Spent the day with my daughter

I spent the day with my daughter. She wanted to remain close to home so we visited area stores. I have been thinking about how much fun being a father is. It is odd that I just naturally fell into the role. She is a good kid
who really is full of surprises. Yesterday, I took her to the Greek Diner and the Italian place for lunch. She never had a grilled cheese sandwich so I gave her half of mine.

Today is the Hindu holiday of Diwali. Having Hindu family is far easier then dealing with modern Orthodox Judaism. In general I am not religious in temperament and chafe when it is imposed upon me. This was an issue with a former relationship. I am seriously grateful that I was spared having to be pulled back into the community. The sad part was that my respect was not enough. Unfortunately, I can not fake something I do not feel in my heart. Over time the anger at having to make a show for others would have gone primal. I am happy this person found someone more amenable as she is not suited to single life.

At this point in my life I have made peace with that aspect. I remain Jewish and have elected a self imposed exile. I will go to funerals and participate in rituals according to my status as a family member. For reasons that are evident I chafe at the restrictions on my freedom. I never appreciated religion being forced upon me and wanted to stop living a lie. After college I just became the flavor next door, something I always wanted.

This does not infer an anger at the community. I just want the freedom to walk my own path away. I want to
spend my remaining  years as an officer, father, spouse and good neighbor. The Hindu community has accepted that I respect the traditions that are not mine. They are wise enough to refrain from forcing my hand
or conversion. I am clear I respect heart felt faith, but rituals are not for me as I am just a good neighbor.

I want to point out that I am not an aethiest. I accept there is a power above me and spend the rest of my day leading a normal life. Religion is not something central to my life and I refuse to place on a show for others. I have grown to love being free and will not accept being forced into rituals or community involvement.

When I forgot the papers at the time it was to shut another door. I didn't want matchmakers and relatives pushing me back into the community. Unfortunately, times have changed and people still inquire and having a relationship with the Tranquil Sea is often not a deterrent to aggressive types. Oddly, most of these people ended up there by their own hands. Most thought single life after a divorce was easy. Little did they grasp the game is different after 40. Options are limited and finding a husband is a real chore. They find they are stuck with a model ten years older, loaded with baggage and the easy pickings were just marital therapist lies.  Of course none of these types is ever candid enough to blame themselves or their therapist for their situation.

Monday, November 12, 2012

Listening to the Oldies

While I do listen to surf music I also do listen to classic oldies from the 1970's. Surf Music was a response to work place bullying. An ignorant supervisor objected to some seventies song for unknown reasons. It was played in my office behind closed doors. As a result of this abuse I chose a music type with few words. Some of the exchanges reveal how painfully stupid the person making the noise was. A woodie in surf music terms is not a sexual term. If you can place surfboards on that other thing you are likely not human or should be working with Ducky's students in Van Nuys. A woodie was a type of car seen in most car shows and I am fairly certain as a young child I likely rode in one. A Church Key has nothing to do with Church it is a bottle opener. The funny part of the song is the opening  "who it is" is almost Guyana type broken English. The song is about friends opening a beer.

As my current boss is functional I can listen to Roy Orbison, Jay Black and whatever whims pop up. I was listening to a collection with the Hippy Hippy Shake and some Donovan on it. I found a best of Jackie DeShannon but no Gene Pitney.

I also do like the hysterical Chutney Music of Guyana. Any songs about social problems caused by way too much alcohol and getting messed up in love. Now one is familiar with the songs of Del Shannon or Orbison to know they have a few broken relationship songs. There is one hysterical one about a guy giving a Trinidadian woman a green card and she ran off with another man. I can't listen to that one at work for obvious reasons. In Guyana the locals love to hear me sing these Chutney Classics with a Brooklyn Accent.
Also singing Country and Western Tunes and Doo Wop in Indian accents usually gets everyone laughing. I introduce myself as Glenn Cammel from Karachi. I also did some stand up routines about NY, Vermont and Guyana. Oddly, the part that is most hysterical was when I describe living with Northwind. Some friends in Vermont pointed out that some of the punch lines are not exaggerated. A chain saw is not an item commonly found in homes in NYC. However, it is found commonly in Vermont and some really smoking hot women and even grannies know how to use them.

If we ever get to waterboard Ducky I have a copy of Exodus sung by Pat Boone. Nothing drives communist Jew haters up a wall more then a Mormon Conservative singing about Zionism. The Henry Mancini Instrumental was so common I forgot that this song has words.

We will survive as a nation. There is a slim chance the business cycle can save Obama from himself. Our job is to keep pointing out the misery caused by the Obama policies and Socialist perversion of our ideas.

Sunday, November 11, 2012

Heading to Applebees

I am personally going out of my way to eat at Applebees. If the left wants to boycott fine, but I will put my money in business that are being annoyed by lefties. If commercial pizza were not inferior to local offerings I would head to Papa Johns. I will devote blog space to Applebees and give a nice report. Other then the dreadful Subway and hit or miss Aubon Pan my reviews are usually good.

Lefties want to boycott and I want to be 100% behind those that are being harassed by the deranged left.

I would go tomorrow but my daughter wants the Greek place. She loves the family type of atmosphere where the staff and owner know me for twenty years. Sometimes he even knows my order before I walk in.
It isn't too difficult to know what your customer likes after 20 years. Funny how the spot was special to me got passed down to my daughter. Then again when I walk in Coney Island I remember the shooting arcade near the cyclone. I used to head there and remember him until they tore it down. Most of the places I used to go in the mountains are gone. Even my local pizza place and Chinese place did not survive Obama. Its tough when places you have gone to for three decades are gone. I have a better relationship with the Chinese place up the road, but the pizza place was a loss. There is a new family there and the site means something, but I don't know.

Didn't take long

The employers of many service industries did a lousy job explaining what Obama II  would do to actual working poor employees. Thank you for cutting my hours and I might have to work two part time jobs rather then one. Unfortunately, employers will opt to get the person with no job. They join the ranks of the underemployed.

The media allowed Obama to hide a horror show class warfare agenda out of Mad Magazine. There will be an amnesty for people who knowingly and purposely broke the law. These new immigrants will petition for relatives in a time when jobs and social service dollars are scare. Of course Obama spelled out no actual plans including Mickey Marxist Affirmative actions scams demanding equal outcomes.

There will be four years of agony and the damage done by Obama will be worse than any natural disaster.

Those who cry about the Tea Party will be watching as freaks from OWS and Soros fronts end up in the Cabinet.
In 2016 many Blacks who are working class will deduce Obama threw them under the bus to promote himself. Adding scores of immigrants to a job market where Blacks are more apt to be unemployed was a slap in the face. Congrats to gays who can marry, only these Obama policies will mean you might hold your reception in a soup kitchen. Congrats College grads you voted for Obama so his fat cat University Clown friends can make 6 figure salaries for 15 hour work weeks with sabbaticals and you get worthless paper, mountains of debt and if your lucky a job in Starbucks. You voted for Obama and will get immigration reform and may have to work three bad jobs that don't exist to survive.

The media let Obama campaign on forward. I am certain that as lemmings go off the cliff they will remember that slogan.

Saturday, November 10, 2012

Get off the Canvas, Stop Crying and Fight

I am dismayed as the next person over the election of Obama. Obama can't lead and he hasn't got a clue or a plan. Obama is a classic example of the social promotion of mediocrity and insider cronyism. Every time he ventures from a teleprompter we find the truth about Obama he not quite as intelligent as his groupies think. Basically, he ran on no plans, stupid slogans, Pepsi logo and a diet of MSM stories designed to panic Blacks, Women, Gays, Young people, Immigrants into voting for a savior. White people who opposed Obama are merely part of the bed sheet brigade.

We are in for a horror movie with Obama and his brain damaged band of zombified rebranded fossils at the door. Doorbell rings and an Obama Zombie is at the door asking to drain your life savings for more big government. You are out of work and the Obama Zombie pats you on the head and hands you a welfare check. You see your pay check getting smaller to fund useless unemployable Obama Zombies with gender studies or sociology degrees in alphabet soup agencies regulate every facet of your life..

The Obama disaster movie started right after the election mass layoffs announced and Obama picks up the golf clubs while America suffers.

It is time to get off the canvas look at the person next to you and say we are in this together. Good luck finding work in this economy unless you are connected to an insiders network. If you still have a job your pay check will get smaller and conditions grow hell like. We are all in this together as Americans regardless of race, religion, gender, orientation, region, vocation. All who want fiscal sanity, jobs and sound governance join the big table.

If you are a communist, anarchist, green, racial arsonist, conspiracy freak or want to create a religious utopia there is no place for you at this table. Kindly follow the stench and join Occupy Wall Street.


There was no reason for the CIA director to resign over his adultery. While it was not the smartest thing to do it was a private matter between a husband and wife. This action did not rise to Clintonian levels of pathological behavior of predation that clearly at times passed the definition of sexual harassment.

The sexual relationship was not with a subordinate.

In the era of Clintonian excess, some people still have the honor and class Bill Clinton lacked. Of course while actual women were complaining about gross behavior of Clinton the so called feminist movement gave him a free pass because of his support of abortion. 

The funny thing is sexual harassment is a serious issue for most women even in surprising places like the US government and the military. The Clintonian saga shows that in practice these laws are merely conveniences for government or media to pursue at its whims. Thus the same media that crucified Herman Cain made every excuse to rationalize far worse Clintonian behavior.

Bill Clinton was a better President then Obama, but lacks class and integrity. Unlike Obama he can never honestly be called clueless or stupid. The ultimate Clintonian joke is his best remembered quote is "I never had sex with that woman".

Friday, November 09, 2012

Faster then thought

Don't take my work for it kindly google the term layoff. If you are one of the people laid off thank an Obama voter. If you voted for Obama and you were laid off you got scammed.

We are embarking on 4 years of misery buckle up. The Obama horror show is starting. Be sure to watch Obame shift blame

Thursday, November 08, 2012

Let the layoffs and misery begin

Many people will be hurting soon and if you voted for Obama you will get the misery you asked for. Most Americans would rather have jobs than a welfare check. If you are employed in domestic energy production you may be out of work to appease the bon vivant Green mafia that lives far from the green Edens it fetishises. If you are a college grad good luck finding jobs that won't exist unless people read their stock portfolios and decreasing home values and kill themselves. If you are saddled with huge debts and worthless degrees thank Obama for doing nothing but protecting jobs of lazy political hacks in social science faculty lounges. Funny, I can name many Wall Street types that work more in one day then University Professors work in a week. The student loan bubble will burst in this term. 

If you are gay you will likely see the end of Doma but continue to work on jobs were gays endure abuse that 
is amazing and the politically correct czars in HR see nothing. If you are gay and don't have a job join the conga line to oblivion. Congrats you can now marry and be just as miserable as your heterosexual friends who also can't find jobs. One of my gay friends assured me he understands my angst about having a lover who spends hours to buy a single clothing item and having a partner whose cell phone has to be surgically removed better than I do.

If you are a HS dropout and you can't find work and suffer from stagnant wages thank Obama for opening the immigration floodgates at a time when jobs are scarce. The economic policies of Obama hurt exponentially more Black families than the KKK, but don't tell that to the folks at the Southern Poverty Law Center. What has Obama done to reduce unemployment among Black families? He's done the same thing that he has done it to help all other families, Nothing? We can all sing and do the limbo on a series of endless lines for various social services. Once there we can watch cronyism and mismanagement in action and be treated like cattle. 

So thank you Obama voters for four more years of misery, cronyism, incompetence and arrogance. He is probably laughing at your stupidity on his way to the nearest golf course.

Wednesday, November 07, 2012

You get what you deserve

Once again the media has anointed the President. No doubt a series of layoffs will follow this news. As a lame duck Obama will push a series of disastrous policies. If you thought the economy was bad before it will get worse. The administration will attempt an immigration bill early on. Recognizing gay marriages is not something that bothers me. Amnesty for people that have deliberately violated the law does bother me and extending TPS for countries over a decade after a hurricane does.

In the next few days there will be more about the malfeasance in Bengazi. There will be four more years of misery for those under employed and looking for work. We will view the Obama years as the great recession. It will be a time when ;those who want to work can't find work.

America will be a laughing stock with a socially promoted university stooge president who is incompetent. The criticism of GW Bush was his eloquence. Actually, he did well when not reading from a teleprompter.
When Obama has no teleprompter the world sees a Muppet that got lost from Sesame Street.

Expect the layoffs next week.

Saturday, November 03, 2012

Saved by Supply Side Economics and consumer stupidity

 A crew from Mississippi came in and fixed our transformer.  That took all of 30 minutes. A crew is now cutting the tree that caused all the mayhem. I have been in touch with AOW and am now trying to figure out how to revive the turtle who went into hibernation. Somehow he knew to come out must have smelled the poached salmon.

Oddly buying big lots at Costco probably allowed me to ride out in ease. I had 72 rolls of toilet paper. enough canned goods for a year or more. I never lost water or gas but the house was 61 degrees. I will do a laundry later. You still can't drive here as the massive tree remains and three more must be cut.

Community leaders are trying to divert Con Ed into an area where a 93 year old is in an area that has power precariously.

I need to do a laundry.

I don't want to talk much about my trip to the flood zone on the other side of the Island. It was bad to see good people cold and hungry. Oddly, I want to give a big middle finger to the useless Christine Quinn. While Bloomberg, Molinaro, Oddo and Vallone Jr were out and about the anointed future Mayor was invisible. I hope those in Staten Island, Queens, the Bronx and most of Brooklyn who are tired of the Manhattan first in everything vote for anyone else.

It was nice to hear Curtis Sliwa on the air just as he was in the days after 9-11. Curtis provided a mix of information humor and nostalgia for the old WABC. To the current WABC please ditch Geraldo who is useless and find Steve Malzberg. It was painful to listen to Geraldo who is a disgrace to the airwaves and knows nothing about NYC. Listening to John Batchelor was a real treat and if I ever get an IPAD is something I will do again.

There is a fallen tree out my window. The branches form a huge middle finger about 20 feet in the air. It is real NYC attitude from mother nature after years of dog salutes and squirells stealing its nuts.

The joke when you go to Costo is when are you going to ever use this junk. I finally have room in the freezer  but for how long freezing rain or snow is headed this way on Wed and we could see round two of blackouts although not by me. this transformer is clear.