Sunday, February 08, 2009

A Beakerambo Update

Inquiring minds want to know what has happened to the much abused mascot of this blog Beakerambo. When we last left off Beakerambo had been accepted as the new student at Hogwarts. He was known for his proficiency in Professor Beamish's applied demolition course and his overall clumsiness.

Beakerambo is now at work on yet another new film. He plays mutant 3 in the new Wolverine film other wise known as Wolverbeaker.

Here is a clip.

Storm: There is something unusual about that cook.
Wolverine: He smells familiar... Oh wait that was the gas. It is hard to use my heightened senses in the Carnegie Deli.
Storm: Waiter is that cook new.
Waiter: He is new and very strange but he cuts pastrami better than anyone.
Professor X: I sense an idiocy me mee meep mi. It must be some sort of mind trap for telepaths.
Wolverine: I am going in.. So it is mutant 3 what are you doing here.
Beakerambo: Me meeep me %^&^* job you %&^*& meep me miii.
Wolverine: I wasn't meant to punch a clock like you.
Beakerambo: Me meep mi spandex %^^&^* bum *)*)*&)_(
Professor X: Make him stop this gibberish is causing me pain.
Storm:You will cease this attack or face storm.
Beakerambo:Me meep me miiii wind bag me mmeeeep.
Wolverine: Prepare to die. My healing factor is being neutralized by the cholesterol. Storm can't get off the ground after eating derma.
Professor X: Ohhh the indignity of being beaten by a half wit.

4 comments:

Ducky's here said...

Beak, who do you like in the election? Nuttyyahoo or Tzipi the Pinhead?

Brooke said...

LOL, Beak.

At least Beakerambo didn't go completely Christian Bale on everyone.

Beamish said...

Weird as ever.

FJ said...

Remind me not to order the rye...