Thursday, October 25, 2007

Status Report

I want to thank those of you who sent a word to the man upstairs on my behalf. Things have quieted down somewhat, but I am laying low. The HQ types are lethal and I want to avoid them at all costs.

The courses are more interesting and relevant. I finished the section on asylum and refugees. Asylum is spelled with one s except when addressing Weazie who is the ass in the assylum in Helsinki. The instructor did try to recruit me to the asylum section. This is the latest of many recomendations for me to switch vocations. I would have to return for another five weeks of training. These officers frequently are sent abroad and that is not something I am interested in. Local marriage fraud is more interesting.

I am going to barbeque on Sunday. I would rather cook my own food than waste the time on base. I will make tail gaiting food before the NFL games Kielbasa and every type of meat covered in Stubbs Barbeque Sauce. I refuse to foul a grill with a Tofu burger.

Beamish in 08.

7 comments:

The Merry Widow said...

My daughter likes veggie burgers...does that count? Stubbs covers a multitude of sins...

tmw

Farmer John said...

...perish the thought... soy does NOT get grilled! Soy drippings over-pollute the atmosphere.

sonia said...

I want to thank those of you who sent a word to the man upstairs on my behalf.

Atre you talking about prayers or writting letters to George W. Bush ?

jams o donnell said...

I hope it's a better place than where I did my UK Immigration service training (and was my first posting). Dover is the UK's largest ferry port and but it was a hole. I was glad to get transferred to Heathrow Airport after a year.

Always On Watch said...

I refuse to foul a grill with a Tofu burger.

Amen to that!

I'm a flesh-eater. I'd never make is as a vegetarian.

We're praying for you, Beak.

I know that I'm grateful for any updates you have time to post.

Jungle Mom said...

Just checking in. I have not had internet access for awhile as I travel, lots to catch up on here.

z said...

We won't even feed you a tofu burger here in California, I PROMISE!

You can seek asylum with us ANY time..and we hope you do!
z