Wednesday, October 01, 2014

The Odd Couple

On April 15 Felix Poultry was asked to leave. That request came from his wife. With nowhere else to go he appeared at the door of hiss childhood friend Oscar Beakerkin. Can two divorced men share an apartment without driving each other crazy.

Poultry: Look who I bumped into. Remember, my friend Warren.
Oscar: Yes the pot smoking Maoist clown. What are you up to 10 to 15 in Rikers.
Bill: No I am the Mayor.
Oscar: Of Bellevue.....
Bill: Of NYC.
Oscar: That would explain why things are so messed up. Elect a marijuana Marxist and get anarchy
Poultry: We call ourselves Progressives
Oscar: After enough pot you will call yourself anything. What could be worse than this?
Weiner: Hey Oscar Huma sent me over to see if you get Wayne Gretzky daughters number.
Oscar: God that was a rhetorical question!!! Lil Anthony why don't you go to the mens room at the nightclub downstairs. You will find her number on the wall.

1 comment:

Duckys here said...

Is there supposed to be humor in there?