Book Review Hating Whitey and other Progressive Causes

David Horowitz is a giant as an author but being an author with a well established body of work has a downside. His works are not measured against the competition but against his other efforts. When one has set the bar so high it is often hard for an otherwise excellent but dated collection of essays to stand out.

His last book the Professors was somewhat disappointing as it was way too broad. Many professors who should have charter membership in the cult of the insane far left were omitted notably Joel " Deranged " Koevell and Ellen " The real Shrek was more intelligent and better looking Shrecker. It was a great book for those who do not read Front Page Magazine every day.

Some of the essays stand the test of time notably the genesis of the far lefts rage against Christopher Hitchens. Hitchens and myself thought the cruise missle attacks on Iraq, Sudan and Afghanistan were to deflect attention from Clintons lapses and boost his opinion in the polls. We meet Sandy Burglar who had a major role in China gate. The far left gets bent out of shape about Johnathan Pollard who I do not defend but down plays scandal after scandal of Chinese spying. Much of the furor against Pollard is driven by antisemitism. Clinton also lied when he claimed Israel asked him to pardon Marc Rich, it was Pollard.

We also meet Stokely Carmichael, Eldridge Cleaver and the Black Panthers. The Duck should closely read the chapter on Pinochet . The left has made a cottage industry out of the 5000 deaths in Chile while ignoring attrocities by Castro and the Sandanistas. Pinochet is not excused or looked to by the Conservatives as a role model. The left still has a love affair with Castro and the insane thug in Venezuela.

The book deals with familiar themes lazy accademics. Incompetent Commie hacks hired
by a leftist Old Bolsheviks club such as Angela Davis, Dorn and Ayers.

Horowitz's book is interesting but dated and it is above average in his vollume of work. I hope his next book cuts new ground but when one is a giant there is high expectations.

Anyone who did not buy this book because of the title owes David Horrowitz an apology. I am guilty of this but a person who has read around eight books and over 100 articles should have zero problem knowing what is in an authors heart. Horowitz has remained comited to the ideals of the Civil Rights movement equality of opportunity. This noble cause has devolved into afrocentrism and bigotry. Many of the key players like Huey Newton, Carmichael and Jesse Jackson were hucksters. More impressive is the writing of Julius Lester who has grown and matured. Horowitz never betrayed his ideals but the nature of the movement has changed.

Sadly we have companies in Brooklyn and Queens that do not employ a single black person . Jesse Jackson wastes time on the NFL and Nascar when ordinary young people need help. The specter of all Hispanic companies in NYC has become common. Who is knocking on doors urging employers to interview HS dropouts ? It certainly is not Jackson who is more involved in the media circus.

Beamish in 08, Ducky to be deported to Venezuela and 167 still a ratings zero

The Islamophile persecution fantasies

Many of our leftist critics dream of a world where Conservatives are chomping at the bit to persecute Muslims. This fantasy bears no relation to any reality on the planet. However if a denaturalization and deportation movement starts Communists with a well established history of subversion and espionage in the USA should be the first to go. However our country tends to reward sedition and treason with jobs in the social science section of a university or media outlet.

The paragon of stupidity 167 made some claims about Gay harassment in the United states. Gay persecution is a problem however 167 pretends anti semitism does not exist. As for the beleagured Muslims it is readily apparent they are more apt to perpetrate hate crimes then to be victimized.

Hate crime statistics FBI 2004

Crimes against Jews 1003 Male Homosexuals 855 Anti Black 3281 Anti White 998 Anti Hispanic 611

Drumroll ............. The number of Bias crimes vs Muslims is 193.

We can sit and juggle the numbers but the great fantasy of a beleagured Mooooooslim comunity is fiction much like the rest of the far left repetoire. The number of anti black hate crimes is alarming. However the ideal number of hate crimes is zero.

Lets look at the regional numbers by state

CA 725 but they have 36,000,000 Home of Esther
NY 520 18,000,000 Home of Jason Pappas
NJ 513 8,700,000 Home of Drummaster
MO 259 3,500,000 Home of Mr Beamish
MA 301 5,800,000 Home of the Duck
AR 192 1,600,000 Home of Nanc
MI 601 9,000,000 Home of Rob Bayn
IN 137 3,000,000 Home of Warren
TX 987 22,500,000 Home of Farmer John and Justin
FL 490 17,000,000 Home of Mad Zionist and TMW
VT 74 600,000 Home of Iran Watch and me temp
VA 395 7,400,000 Home of AOW and Mustang

Sorry Felis I did not find Australian Numbers. However you can pick any state as your
honorary home. I guess NY is more enlightened then MA the home of the Wahabi Duck as per capita hate crimes are much more common in the Peoples Republic of MA.

I am sure these numbers will lead to all types of mayhem on the blog.

Speaking of bigots Anum has changed her story again and now blames the Jews for 9-11 again . I wish she would stick with one story . She flip flops almost as often as John Kerry.

Beamish in 08, Ducky to find out why his idol Hugo Chavez blames increasing Venezuelan crime on capatalist tendencies and 167 to seek refuge in Cuba

Weekend Roast Ducky Roasted or Smoked

Ducky is our official troll and is a cut above our usual pests. We do not like Troll who cry and whine like 167 . Nor is our official troll a one note bore like Anum.
John Brown and Weasie make Ducky and the rest of humanity look sane by comparison.

The Duck has some odd disdain for Renoir that is unusual. I prefer to look at beautiful women drawn in vibrant colors and the Duck prefers Chardin's fruitbowl with dead fish or rabbit etc. Even those whose proclivities are not as conventional as mine would also rather look at a Renior then endure endless fruit and dead game paintings. I am sure Justin or Rob will have a quip over that line.

The Duck is quite the film critic he has seen Red's , Mission to Moscow and every left wing cliche film on record. We have yet to get his version if John Kerry was the actual role model for C3PO.

Now we have a whole series of material to work with but I will point out some themes.

1 Ducky thinks Marxism works so we can safely assume he is into Science fiction and believes Dungeons and Dragons works.
2 Ducky loathes Rand
3 Ducky practices an unnatural alternative lifestyle as a Red Sox fan.


Let the quips fly and do not spare the Duck.

Do far left types worship criminals

I am perplexed at the extent of the hero worship of criminals on the far left. There are the ever present posters of cop killer Mumia Abu Jamal who cntrary to popular belief was far mor associated with MOVE then the Black Panthers. The Black Panthers were a street gang that commited many acts of violence but are still hailed by those on the far left as heroes.

The far left sees no problem with giving terrorists like Bill Ayers or Bernadine Dorn jobs in Universities. They see zero problem hiring Angela Davis who also has a criminal past. FYI not guilty is not the equivalent of innocence. Terrorist fund raisers teach in Universities and the far left sees nothing wrong.

Not only do the far left allow criminals to work in Universities they provide them with cushy jobs and pay large honoraria to hear criminals speak. The scholarship in most of the social sciences is worthless and the bill is paid for by the tax payer.

There is the never ending rationalizations of the Clinton mayhem. Maybe Barry Bonds should claim that the steroids were used to boost his intimate performance. However as we have learned from Jose Canseco this is hardly the case.

Is a clear pattern emerging ?

Mr Beamish in 08, Ducky and the sleaze yech !!!! and 167 still a ratings zero 00000

Should Colleges have racially segregated dorms

There are several colleges with all black and hispanic housing areas. This voluntary segregation is never critiqued. The notion of having an all white dorm is clearly not allowed. Why do our quote " Progressive " Universities endorse Jim Crow on Campus. I do understand a no alcohol section as this is a place reserved for serious students.

Our enlightened universities have speech codes, segregated living areas and are staffed by the old Bolshevik Couch Potato crew. Something stinks in accademia and it is time that the taxpayers started demanding reforms and value for our tax dollars.

Beamish in 08, Ducky to be deported and 167 changing formats yet again.

What a way to end a trip

I had a poetic ending to this trip from hell. Afrter seven hours of driving my car refused to start at a gas station thirty miles from home. The mishap was lucky as I was less then three miles from a garage. I passed an accident and some of the debris lodged in my engine and severed the alarm. Worse yet my mechanic sold the parts even before I left.

Some valuable lessons from the mishap. Always have a cell phone mine was low and it reduced the headache. Always have a wintercoat in the car it was a lifesaver. Never walk on country roads without a flashlight. I left mine in the car and almost got run over.

Mr Beamish in 08, Ducky to be smoked and 167 still with no ratings

What a start to this trip

I forgot to mention some more odd Vermont behavior on the start of my trip. Outside of Swanton I was deriving to NYCand behind me was an attractive woman in a pickup truck. I swerved and nearly went into a river to miss a woodchuck. The women behind me hit the woodchuck got out of the truck and tossed it in the back. Now some of you think that this was an attempt to keep the road clean. I do not want to even imagine pressed woodchuck with wild rice.

I spoke to my brother who just returned from Kuwait. He informed me that he had to salt his own butter, drink whole milk and there was no Yardley English Rose Lavender soap in his unit. I guess that means the folks in Kuwait are safe from Brian's visits.

I can only imagine a visit to Northern Vermont. Brian could eat a toe tag special breakfast until he found out the locals do not drink skim milk and salt their own butter. I am imagining a long lecture about serving woodchuck with squash and white wine. Of course Brian is an expert on everything except autoparts and bowling.

Rav Roov's kids did not fall asleep until 3 AM . Well they did notwake me up at 5AM and at least the kids know how to salt their own butter. However leaving your hand on the table is not a good idea . Shera almost took three of my fingers as I got too close to the potato chips. Jacob doesn't say much except in temple or at 5AM.

I will be back in VT and be able to get Peace and Quiet. The police raided the crack house around the corner. The North Wind should be in rare form when I return. I am certain I will get 50 questions pouting a temper tantrum. It is not easy being me but I am counting my blessings. I didn't get blown up on this trip. I did not have any unscheduled contact between my car and any wild animals. I still have all my fingers after having a meal with Shera. The local store does not sell Yardley English Rose Soap.

Beamish in 08, Ducky to migrate and 167 unread.

This trip bites the big one.

I do not like religious holidays and I do not care for drama queens. Every time I come in the drama queen shows up. So I stay by my parents and Get three days of religious tedium and whiny kids tossed at me. This was not my ideal vacation and had my mother told me that Rav Roov was visiting for three days no big deal I'll come the next week or stay by Drummaster. However every time I come in the drama queen shows up.

Now I am returning for Memorial day and I decided to have my own absurd list.

1 Preparation H incase the drama quen shows up
2 Sand paper toilet paper
3 Buttermilk . Skim milk is an insult
4 A chainsaw to shave with
5 Any cheap alcohol with a halucinagen .

Knowing my luck the drama queen will find a pretense to show up yet again and irritate me yet again. When there is a wedding Brian wants to be the bride. I am sure at the next funeral he will want to be the corpse as well. I am sure that Brian will go to the Sea World and jump into the tank and perform but he needs albacore.

I will have to remind my parents the next time I come down to remind me if Rav Roov if visiting. I can survive a one day religious holiday but three days.

Well at least I can go back to St Albans and get some peace and quiet in a bar figt or the train yard. I allready told Drummaster's Mom the next visit will be birthday 40. The drama queens gift is to stay at home.

Watch on my next trip Rav Roov will arrive 30 seconds before the sabath. The kids will wake me up at five AM and when I go to my sisters for some peace and quiet stinky will come in with his laundry list. I am not a gopher and even with a shot gun I am not buying Yardley English Rose Soap, Charmin Ultra, Women's deoderant or
salted butter.

Now I need to go back to work and get some vacation from this vacation.

Does this happen to anyone else ?

Beamish in 08, Ducky to the state fair and 167 still a ratings zero.

What type of house guest is this ?

I pride myself on being a good house guest. I drive my 400 miles and often fall asleep anywhere. I don't care what is served and I help myself to whatever local resturants are in the area.

Everytime I come down Drummaster's uncle from the other side shows up. I am not demanding and super cool. Brian needs special butter, special toilet paper and needs to be shuttled to and fro. Excuse me what type of visitor tells you what dairy products you needs. Hey lard butt, if it is so important to you pick your fat $%$% and get it youurself. I do not mind doing a few errands but I will not cater a spoiled obnoxious buffoon.

This shore leave did not work out so well. Three days of religious holidays in a row drives me up the wall. I am back from boresville and want to cut loose. Religious observances are not high on my list. Rav Roov is a great guy but this is not how I would have spent my shore leave. Had my mother told me Rav Roov was staying for three days I would have come down next week.

What a trip option a boresville with the religious or dealing with the obnoxious high maitenence drama queen. I chose the religious boredom as fussy types get on my nerves. I can just imagine fussbot asking me to fetch Yardley's Lavender soap .

Beamish in 08, Ducky to be smoked and 167 with no readers.

Mr Beakerkin's trip home

I visited my old familiar haunts in Staten Island. The area has changed for the worse. My favorite news stand was near a trainstation and run by a surly Chinese man Lenny. For a twenty five years Lenny has been telling kids this is not a library. I would get a series of insults upon entry to the store.Lenny has sold the store to a Pakistani who is even more obnoxious then Lenny.

Vermont Pizza is dreadful so I went to my favorite mustachioed Italian place. The old Mustachioed Pete is replace by a less skilled Mexican. I tried the pizza maybe Old Pete imparted his craftsmanship. It wasn't even close and there was no pride. The Pizza was worse then the Pizza I loathe in Vermont.

The traffic in NJ and Staten Island is hair raising. Even at three in the afternoon the traffic on the Staten Island was brutal. I often listen with mild amusement at tales of woe at traffic on I89.

Mr Beamish in 08, Ducky to be smoked and 167 still looking for ratings

Back in Staten Island

I arrived about one hour ago and traffic was good until I hit the NJ Turnpike. For those of you in rural areas the NJ Turnpike and Garden State are as bad as it gets.
The drivers are agressive and will box you in.

The beloved Rav Roov is in for the Seder and why he pulls these last second arrivals is beyond me. He always arrives about five minutes before any major Jewish Holiday. This time he arived within thirty seconds of sundown.

Most people like the holidays but I had to work eight straight ten plus hours to get home. Tommorow I have the dreaded DMV but I will take a book.

There seems to be a positive reaction to a Duck Roast. Smoked Duck is something he does between Marx , Fanon and Zinn.

How to fix Immigration

Immigration will never be fixed because politicians do not have the will power. Business wants cheap labor and Democrats want new voters and screw the wishes of the American people.

Illegal immigants do not help the economy unless they are running a business. The cost of educating children of illegal immigrants alone would justify the cost of a plane ticket back to whatever country. They also depress the wages of the least skilled jobs. Employers readily mistreat illegals and this mistreatment then filters down to legal workers. I have worked for employers who openly refuse to even condsider blacks because " they steal and sue. " Every group has potential theives and the racial lawsuit industry does make some employers leery.

The notion of family based immigration should end. The notion that a persons brother or child is the best candidate is outmoded. The paperwork of many countries is so fraudulent and haphazzard that even in this area blood tests should be required.

Immigration fraud also needs to be more vigourously prosecuted including jail time and loss of citizenship for sham marriages. Adoptions should pay a greater fee for the amount of extra work required. An adoption requires the person do about at least eight times the amount of work. Adoptions require investigations of foriegn law and the examination of multiples of paperwork. The fee should start at 1000 and should require at least a paralegal representation. The lawyers in the adoption cases earn every penny and provide a critical service.

The country should move to a strictly vocational immigration system. Countries with historic US interests such as Liberia, Haiti, Philipinnes, Poland should get the majority of the spots. What historic ties does the US have to Ghana or Bangladesh ?
India and China are trade partners and should also get some slots.

The country should end the practice of granting citizenship to the parents of people who have children in the USA. Woman x from country y has a child in the USA 21 years later she gets a visa. Then all of her children become eligible down the road.

I am off to NYC and will be on the road.

Mr Beamish in 08, Ducky to be roasted ????? and 167 changing formats and names yet again.

I am considering roasting the Duck next Friday. We tend to do this anyway but this
would be more comedy based. I would like the opinions of regular posters . This blog does have some readers off the beaten path who are encouraged to express their opinions.

Should we roast the Duck ?

Rights vs Toleration another Beakerkin and Farmer John Special

Bat Yeor claims that at the core of Sharia is the principle of toleration. Toleration
under Sharia can be bought or sold and removed by a whim. Western Law is codified in rights that are inherent and unvoidable . Thus the entire notion of Sharia with rights for the faithful and a Jim Crow toleration at best for some is not compatible with Western notions of freedom.

This is one of those threads where the Farmer and some others will venture into philosophy history and probably theology. Please excuse this venture into the abstract. We will resume our usual fare in future posts.

Random notes our comedic prop the anti semitic commie rubber chicken 167 claims that some zionists are emailing him. No but a person who uses etnic slurs such as Faggins, zionist media and talks of Joooish cabals to start the Iraq war is upset that he has been termed an Anti semite. This is just the latest in long running saga of the brain impaired 167 whose next intelligent thought will be his first.

I am returning to NYC for the holidays tommorow night. I want to wish our Jewish readers a happy Passover and a Happy Easter to all our Christian readers. To those who worship Karl Marx I wish you have a nice meeting between my steel toed boots and your backside.

Beamish in 08, Ducky to sit in Mustangs history class and 167 no pity , no readers and no brains.

Born Free Extortion Islam and You

People who are regular readers of this blog know I love my country and 90% of the population. I am an American and petty differences on ethnicity, most religious differences and political viewpoints are well within the spectrum. I do have some issues with those with deviant lifesyles notably Boston Red Sox fans. Red Sox fans are just an alternative lifestyle that should be kept in the closet.

What does Sharia mean for you.

Well it means that followers of a certain religious view point get granted special rights and others get the short end of the deal. In theory all you non belivers can buy your peace by paying tribute to the elite. If this sound like a protection racket then you are perceptive. Sharia is Jim Crow with protection money unless one happens to be Hindooooo, Boooooodist or practice native American religion. Members of all the above religions are pagans and to be killed unless they convert. Gooooood Jooooooos who agree with the theft of land which we are the indigenous people may be allowed to live as dhimmis.

All you Christians turn in your weapons because only Muslims get to carry weapons. This is much like NYC gun control where only a rich elite and the criminal class get to protect themselves. All of you Christians and Non Zionist Jooos ( Communist and Anarchists ) get to wear special clothing. The reason you get to wear the special clothing is so that you are easier to beat. If you lift a hand to protect yourself then you must die. All of you non Muslims must turn in your cars but Allah migh allow you to drive a golf cart or a electronic scooter like the type the disabled used.

Turn in your weapons and cars, no wonder Islam has such appeal to far left types like the Duck. But wait it gets worse ,lets talk about personal choices.

People who happen to be gay have the right to be beheaded. I can just picture 167 blaming the Jews as the minions of Allah sever a head he never used. Maybe because he was such a good ussefull idiot they will sever his head with a chainsaw.

We take you live to 167's fantasy future beheading
Executioner: Allah Ahkbar Ahllah Ahkbar Allah who Ahkbar
167: You look so cute in the white nighthirt. I know that the evil zionists made you
sever my head. Well Allah Ahkbar baby did any one tell you white nightshirts are so in. I have a 167 IQ ......

Executioner: Allah Ahkbar the head still is talking after we beheaded him.
167: You Americans are the most evil people on the planet and tooo fat
Three days later the severed head was still talking
167 : Being a disemboweled head pesents a whole series of new problems. How does one stay fashinable without a body. Ohhhh no it here comes a man in a gasmask. It is that dreaded evil Mr Beamish with a bowling bag ...... No you evil zionist .....

Any display of young love must be ended. Yes we take you now to the future way you will get your spouse. All you women just shut up and get beaten live good wives. We now take you to Syed's wife shop and gas station. Our next customer is Ducky who has just converted.

Ducky: I am here for my second wife do you have a fuel efficient low maitenence model.
Syed: I remember you . You ask for Raquel Welch with a Rosie O' Donnel budget. You think using Beakerkin bargaining tactics will work again. I am not throwing in an oil
change with a wife.

By the way did you visit my Cousin Farouk Rug store and slave market.

All you dog and cat lovers are just out of luck under Sharia. You may keep a goat if you must have a pet.

No Western Music and Heavy Metal Music is approved by Satan himself. No country and wester, R&B and Gospell music.

Does all the above sound oppressive, boring and totalitarian ? Welcome to Sharia where amputations and Capital punishment are peachy . In fact 167 claims they are okay becaus they aren't racist.

Sharia is worse then Jim Crow and Jim Crow is repugnant to all sane freedom loving people.

Mr Beamish in 08, Ducky still looking for a fuel efficient second wife and 167 to a bowling alley.

The Weekend Cyber Roast for Always on the Watch

Our last cyber roast generated such an overwhelming response we had to do another. A roast starts out with a tribute from the host and degenerates into a series of comedy
jokes. Pack your sense of humor and bring a smile the roast is on.

I first met AOW on Jason's site and welcomed her into our family with a segment called the electronic bar. All of our sites have grown much larger but the growth of AOW has been exponential. Yet she always finds the time to stop by her oldest friends
and post a comment or two. Her formula is simple provide a quality post with with and charm and you will build a vast audience. Your audience comes from people who tend to agree with you. However, a set of good trolls create a lively board.

Most of my pests with two exceptions now visit AOW as often as my blog. The official troll of this blog Ducky is most often found at AOW or Jason's blog. Ducky is a skilled troll and has a union card in his pocket. Less skilled Anum Muhktar has also started visiting AOW. I was hardly surprised to find high on Anum's link list. This is the only area where I out rank AOW. Mr Beamish and Jason are still baffled how they missed Anum's link. Felis has his own Islamo trolls and did not need another. Unskilled deranged and vulgar John Brown also holds court there . Brown has yet to figure out people do not build an audience as trolls.

AOW has joined the new avatar craze with a refreshing avatar. Her avatar requires rolled up sleeves to deal with her slowest pupil. This one student is stuck on a single philosopher.... Oooooops that isn't one of AOW students it is the Duck. AOW also requires rolled up sleves to deal with all of my spelling errors we call Beakerisms.

This roast is now open.

A dubious honor and random humor

Some of our blogs have been linked by Anum Muhktar. I do think Anum has a right to spread her message. We also have a right to present our view of Islam that disagrees with Anum. Anum has a blog that provides a good understanding of what we are dealing with.

In Anums world Justin and Rob would be stoned to death. Their crimes is just living differently then Allah deems fit. The fact that Justin is a loving father and veteran or that Rob is a decent person is irrelevant. Allah is merciful but both Justin and Rob must die for living their lives. This notion that man should mete out punishment over a private matter is abhorent.

The Mad Zionist, Drummaster, Esther and myself would face beheading for supporting Israel and being Jews. All of you Christians might be permited to live so long as you turn in your weapons, cars and wear special clothing so you can be identified for beatings. You may have to give up 1/5 of your children to form the new Jannisary Corps.

No doubt people like Mr Beamish who like to drink a beer after work and listen to Satan's Music ( Heavy metal ) are in for Allah's mercy. Jason and Felis might face heresy charges for reading the Koran in a less then flattering manner.

In other news Front Page Magazine has a picture of a Mr Beamish campaign rally. They posted the wrong story about WMD's with the picture. Beamishism is causing stores to run out of children's gas masks. There are even dark rumors that familiar corporate logo's may join Team Beamish. You could see the Pilsbury Dough Boy, the Keebler Elves and Count Chocula wearing the Beamish Gas Mask soon. The Michelin man was rejected as New Algerian logos are not acceptable to team Beamish.

In other news I would like to host another Blog Roast for tommorow. Lets hear who you want to see roasted Dean Martin style. I have been roasted allready so I am not a candidate.

Mr Beamish in 08, Ducky to join the Janisaries and 167 Irelevant.

India and Pakistan abd the failure of Islamic Civ

Islamic societies have failed in the modern era for various reasons but the ultimate source is Islam itself. Islam is nomadic theft based religion and is not and should not be the basis of an economic system.

Why have Islamic societies failed in modern times ?

1 Political Stability India is a modern democracy with stable governance. Pakistan is most often run by warlords with attempts at democracy. China provides an example of a stable but non democratic government. Why should anyone risk investing resources in Syria or Lybia with erretic strongmen

2 Human Capital India values education and produces a skilled workforce. Pakistan exports its human capital and its educational system is noted for Madrassa type production of religious zealots. Most of the Pakistani Entrepenuers in America are Mohajairs who left India and then Pakistan to set up Businesses in America.

3 Coherent Law enforcement Muslim courts and law enforcement are notoriously corrupt.Potential investors have to deal with extortion and a series of never ending corruption.

India was not founded as a Hindu state and is ruled by civil law. It has many excellent institutions where students study real subjects. One could compare Israel and Egypt and reach the same point. Islam as the starting point of an economy is an
rx for disaster. The moral justifications of a caravan raider are not the basis for a coherent economy in the modern age.

Mr Beamish in 08, Ducky to the library and try to avoid the Marx section and 167 still seeking a labotomy.

Bat Yeaor's point

Bat Yeor describes Islam as a religious justification of a nomadic lifestyle. Islams initiall adherents Arabs were nomads with a predatory lifestyle. They would conduct a series of raids mostly on farmers and small villagers. The initial appeal of Islam was the goods, slaves and power the religion provided. The raids were an established pattern of theft that had preceded Islam.

The most notable of Islam's early adherents were also nomadic warlike people. The Turks were a warlike nomadic people from the plains of Central Asia. The Berbers were North African nomads attracted by the booty and plunder .

The nomads destroyed and plundered wherever they went. Whole villages fled to mountainous regions where the nomadic tactics were less sucsessful. However the oppressive taxation of its most productive population led to its near collapse. The Nomadic Mongols invaded and conquered Baghdad. Interestingly Mongols invasions are still depecticed as a savage horde plundering and pillaging. This is exactly what Muslims did for centuries but the PC left obscures the facts.

Thus today we have Islamic traditionalist still attempting to colonize , convert and lord over the rest of us. I read a quote about three months ago , a French Muslim wanted an end to police presence in the occupied territories. Most of us think that this is yet another call for Israel to leave the West Bank. This was a call for French police to leave sections of France.

The Islamo conquest works in a simple fashion. Excess population emigrates to adjacent areas and first petitions for recognition. When a critical mass is reached they begin to riot. When the riots and disorder start the locals emigrate. Emigration, lawlessness and terror are part of the plan to conquer the globe.

The problem is compounded by the fact that Islam is not the basis for a modern economy. Civilization depends on law and order and a Jim Crow system of theft and rampant violence is not compatible with a modern economy. India and China are making huge strides and are superpowers. This is because they are not hindered by a system of governance based upon justifying the lifestyle of nomads 1400 years ago.

Beamish in 08, Ducky back to the library and 167 a ratings 0

Bat Yeor's Decline of Eastern Christianity under Islam

I want to start off with the absudity of our demented official troll Ducky. Ducky loves to talk about apathied, colonialism and slavery in the Western context. We have a wide range of readership and it is same to say we have no appologists for those evils. Nobody is in favor of Jim Crow or is mittigating slavery or the treatment of Native Americans. These are parts of our history that we have learned to deal with and move ahead.

The Muslims and the far left have come up with an insane version of history that cast Muslims as victims.Islam demands your respect and pay attention to its alleged laundry list of never ending complaints dating back to the Crusades.

There is zero talk of the Muslim role in the slave trade. Even more absurd Muslims point the finger at Jews. Blacks in America also tend to ignore the black role in the capture of slaves.There is a reason for this overt hypocisy and peversion of facts. Education has been dominated by the far left and history is now being created
in a manner that has victims and victimizers. The Western Capitalist is always the bad guy and the indigenous people are always cannonized.

However in the case of Islam the colonized were much more brutal to the colonized then the West ever was. Islam is a colonial theft based political system that masquerades as a religion. Its popularity was the rampant justification of theft by uncivilized nomads against sedentary people.

Islam was spead via a series of invasions and Arabs are not indigenous in many of the areas they claim today. Jews are clearly the indigenous people in Israel and lived under a series of JIm Crow laws. Arabs create fictional ethnicities and lecture Jews and Christians about colonialism. The treatment of indigenous people
Jews, Christians, Zoroastrians and others can not be compared to aparthied or Jim Crow as it was far worse and lasted longer.

We hear the familiar refrains about Crusades and Mongol Hordes. However the Mongols were just better at the nomadic warfare game then the Muslims. A Muslim crying about Mongol or Crusader evils is comedic given their own history of predatory behavior.
We do not hear about the dhimmi system Jews , Christians and others were forced to live under. We do not hear about Muslim bloodbaths in India, Egypt , Assyria and elswewhere. We do not hear about forced conversions, massacres and Jannisaries.

Instead what we get is Fanon victimization stories an PC baloney . The West did ....... The story of the brutal treatment of minorities under Islamic rule is swept under the rug.

Sorry Poultry , perhaps you should take the time to read Bat Yeor before you critique Bat Yeor. I have read others describe and quote the sections from this book
but it is far more vivid in the original. This book should be required reading in every Middle Eastern studies department. However what we get is Armenian histoty minus the chapters on the genocide. We mustn't offend the sacred feelings of muslim victimhood

Mr Beamish in 08, Ducky to the library and 167 to get labotomized

New serialization Bat Yeor's Decline of Easten Christianity

This book was not easy to locate and is pricey. Do not attempt to get this book unless you are a serious student and have money to burn. I saw one copy in the Strand Bookstore for $90.00 and that is a bit high. Authors quote this book so you can glean much of the material elsewhere.

The Duck has disdain for Bat Yeor as he likes his Islamo victimology from Fannon and other deranged sources. Bat Yeor knows about Islam as she lived under its yoke in Egypt.167 likes to pretend that Jooooish refugees from Moooslim countries do not exist and they lived harmoniously.Islamo colonialism was brutal and lasted longer then Western colonialism.

Mr Beamish in 08, Ducky to the smokehouse, 167 kissing and telling on his blog nooooo class.

Book Review Murder of a Nation by Henry Morgenthau

The Armenian, Greek and Assyrian Genocide is one of the most understudied events of the last century. The picture that people have of Islamo/Christian harmony under the Ottoman Empire is false. Muslim treated minorities worse then our Jim Crowe era. Yet we have a plethora of ignorant leftist talking about colonialism. Islamo colonialism is still a problem today and any notion of indigenous people in Israel that clings to fake indigenous ethnicities is a joke. Arabs invaded the area and never were indigenous but leftist like to invent facts.

The book recounts the American ambassadors attempts to save the Armenians. The German embassy did zero to aid the Armenians and there is considerable evidence that its local representatives supported the genocide.

There is a minor comedic subplot in that the Germans sent one of 167's favorite types of Jooooooooos to reason with Morgenthau. The German embassy sent a clown by the name Dr Nossig to talk to Morgenthau. This was a conversation between a Jew (Morgenthau) and a Joooooooo (Nossig). Nossig tells Morgenthau that the Ottomans would be happy to settle Jews in Israel as long as they gave up their zionist schemes.The notion that Jews should have a right to run their own affairs in lands they are indegenous must have gone over this clowns head.

The Germans were upset that their silence in the massacre of the Armenians was becoming known in the Western press. The Germans blamed the messenger rather then the inhuman policies they often endorsed. Morgenthau stood his ground and did whatever he could.

The book is a short excursion into a larger topic that should be studied. The comedy of the left in making a colonial oppresive people as the ultimate victims is readily apparent to anyone who has picked up a book. Muslims have zero claim to victim status or to point the finger at anyone. Any examination of their history of colonialism and brutality reveals the curent charges from the left to be absurd. The far left likes to reinvent history but Islamo oprsession and colonialism remain facts.

Murder of a Nation by Henry Morgenthau part 1

Americans tend to hold up Turkey as an example of a potential Muslim Democracy. The standard arguments fail to note that Turkey is an ethnically cleansed society that is 99% muslim. The Turks surpress and mistreat a large Kurdish population.

I found my copy by accident at a local book fair it is a short book around 130 pages.
The sad part is that there are those today who try to blame the Armenians for their own genocide.

Morgenthau describes the Turk's treatment of its Christian population in familiar Dhimmi terms. The Christian ( Not Just Armenian, Assyrian and Greek & Jew) are held outside the system due to arrogance. PC types like to praise the millet system but it was one of the aparthied features of life under Muslim rule. No doubt Anum or 167 will point out that Morgenthau was a Joooooo and his observations tainted by Zionist tendebcies.

Morgenthau describes the Turk as the most cowardly of people. The Turk in Morganthau's word are humble when being lorded over by Europe but reverts to form
when the boot is lifted. The Christian minority was mistreated and abused in ways that seem familiar to those that study the history of the Jews in the Pale of settlement. The treatment of the Christians in Turkey was actually worse because
there were no raids of girls for Harems and theft of children for Janissary corps.
On top of the brutal mistreatment of the Christians the Turks expected loyalty from a people they brutalized.

Morgenthau attributes the massacres to the notions of perserving a crumbling empire and pan Turkism. The Ottomans had been tossed out of the balkans. The notion was that
had the area been ethnicallycleansed and populated with Muslims it would still be part of the empire.

There was a brief period of false democracy where the young Turks promised the Christians peace and harmony. After the failed Galipoli campaigns the Turks reverted to form. According to Morgenthau the Turks acted in charachter and began a final solution to the Armenian problem.

Morgenthau's first chapter looks as if it had been torn from Jason Pappas's blog. The excuse of the Duck and others is that Mooooooslims were victims of colonialism and that the later Marxist studies are more accurate. In fact historically Mooooooslims were more apt to be the Colonialist then the Colonized. Even today dolts like 167 fail to grasp the nature of Islamocolonialism while railing about Ameician imperialism which seems to be the proliferation of McDonalds and Coca Cola.

Beamish in 08, Ducky still gets second billing at Disney and Looney toons form NAP
National Association of Poultry and 167 is still irrelevant.

Beakerkin on Trolls and Troll Hunting

This is a refresher of an early theme of my blog. There are many types of trolls and they come in all types. A good troll like Ducky brings about serious debate. He has some off the wall ideas but on the whole he sees things differently. He does not come in with a set of imaginary credentials. In my own way I look forward to the Duck
who is the official troll of this blog a coveted position. He does not cry except when the Redsox lose or John Kerry talks of imaginary players like Manny Ortiz.

People who have been long term readers know that I am a trained investigator. A troll
has several motivations but the foremost is a need for attention. Thus they invent personas that are versions of who they think they should be. Sometimes they will invent personas to fawn over them or attack people who do not buy this charade.

How does one spot a real troll ?

One can change personas easily but writing styles are hard to change. I could write this post as Guyana man in Carib patios . However, my style would still be the same over time. This is because humans have one brain and it is hard to change styles. A classic example of this was a creation of the vile Socrates Shanghai Charlie. This persona is supposed to be a Chenglish speaker with perfect punctuation but missing pronouns.

Anyone can make a series of claims on the internet. However members of groups do have insider knowledge. Thus if I talk with a peer we can describe the internal workings of our profession. Thus we have an example of an alleged Israeli woman who has some odd behaviors. Real women with children do not mock infertile women, they have a compassion for their peers. Such behavior is more likely a man pretending to be a woman . We also have this same Israeli that can not correctly pair basic items of our culture. I can write the Mad Zionist Dovid Melech Yisroel and he can complette the phrase. Even though I am not religious there are common denominators we can discuss.

Trolls try to inpress people with phony credentials. However their language and posts
are void of these insider terms. They provide as few details about their lives as possible. Thus we have a whole range of Professors who do not describe the inner workings of a university. A real Professor or Grad Assistants blog like the Disgruntled Chemist is laced with insider terms and talk of procedures. The fakes do not have the terms and any examination of the posts show their absence. If I were to discus 0027 with you I would get a set of mixed responses. My coworkers know that 0027 as a section that deals with name change issues.

I did offer to interview the popous vile Weasel. The chance to interview the criminaly insane was tempting. The Weasel is obsessed about his identity and with good reason, his loathsome views make him an easy target. The Weasel is another person who often boast about his alleged credentials. He declined the interview as he was worried about his identity. The sad part is that those who know him best allready know he is a moron and a psychopath.

Trolls often have the same set of obsessions or look to settle scores. Thus the mere mention of key names causes them to go out of charachter. The mere mention of my friend Donal's name caused an alleged Professor to go on a tirade. I never mentioned the bloated Socrates but this alleged Professor went on a night long temper tantrum on FPM. The post in question mentions the Weasel, Ducky, Alain and Uptown Steve but our alleged Professor picks out Socrates. The reason is that Donal was the relentless obsession of Socrates.

The reaction of trolls reveals plenty about their persona. If someone were to accuse me of being a fake Jew my reaction would be Okay. I was accused of being an Assyrian and an Egyptian Copt on FPM. My reaction was laughter as this is amusing but I do not get excited. This same fake Israeli accused Northern Steve and myself of being fake Jews. Both of us had a good laugh and forgot the whole matter as it was absurd.

The best thing to do when you encounter a troll is to walk away. Troll Hunting should only be done by those who are determined and enjoy a challenge. Remember trolls invest alot of energy in these personas and will fight dirty. However if you know their makeup , habits and weakness one can deal with them. This is not a pastime for the mild mannered.

Beamish in 08, Ducky to Fenway and 167 to have a mental illness named after him.

Post Number 500 Time for a Beaker Roast

Many blogs die after a few months but this blog is going strong. We are constantly adapting and evolving. Part of being a good blogger is offering fresh material and doing new things. The interviews have been excellent and I am always looking for good guests to interview.

This blog has grown from its early days to a much larger venture. We constantly get new readers and surprises daily. I was joking with Felis that all I get is Commie trolls and a Jihadi plops into my lap.

Now it is time to let the quips fly and reflect on the great adventures we have had along the way.

Let the comedy begin. Will Mr Beamish put his familiar logo in a tux ? Felis's logo is allready in black and white and was dressed for this a month ago.

Post Number 499 Jihadi Toy Story

When we last left the story Hassan was jailed for violating McCain Feingold and our hero the talking Mr Beamish action figure was sent along as evidence.

Hassan: This is an outrage look at all this mail a plastic action figure gets and all I got was this letter from American Crusader. He wants to know if I can get him a Mr Beamish action figure autograph.

Look at this a letter from Mariah Carrey to the Mr Beamish talking action figure.

Mr Beamish: I'm the star and you are just cheap labor. Now lets go to the yard for excersize.

Hassan : I am not your donkey. Ouch Oh Ahhhhhhhh Okay I carry you just realease me from this pain.

In the yard

Hassan : For the love of Allah do not say anything to Raw Meat Randy.
Beamish: Why do they call him Raw Meat ?
Hassan : The police sent a German Sheperd after him. He ate the dog alive and they took him in after he got tired after a big meal.
Beamish: Another Roadkill fan.
Randy: You are sitting on my bench ?
Hassan : Praise Allah we move
Beamish Sit down .
Hassan : I want to live.....
Beamish : I'll deal with you later .
Randy : You talk tough for a shrimp. But I eat shrimp, dog, cat, bufalo, racoon, possum, skunk
Beamish: Lets make this simple what don't you eat ?
Randy ; Tofu that stuff stinks.... No civilized person should eat Tofu.
Wait a second aren't I supposed to be killing you.
Oh you droped a roll of lifesavers.
Oh ahhh eeeeeekkk Ohh aeiiiiiii
Mr Beamish : Do you see this it is your spleen.
Hassan: Now you've done it Beamish every guard in the place is after us.

Guard Ok you its off to solitary. Ripping out spleens is frowned upon.
Hassan : But I didn't do it . It was the kick $%$%^ Mr Beamish action figure. Noooooooooo
Boyle: Sir that makes you the Boss of the joint
Beamish: Hmmmmmmm that gives me some ideas.

Hassan: This is Hassan saying do not mess with the Mad Zionist he fights dirty.

Tune in next time for the continuing Jihadi Toy Story.

On deck Tommorow A Beaker Roast

I am aproaching post number 500 and to mark the occasion we will do a cyber celebrity roast. Those of you old enough to remember the Dean Martin roast get the idea. I think this is post 498 so if there is a 499 it will be the Jihadi Toy Story
sage. Will the Mr Beamish Kick $#%$% action figure escape from the slammer ?

You are all invited to bring your sense of humor and sense of fun and join the festivities. Glenn Camel the Pakistani country music singer will send a message. Will Jason Papas and Farmer John show up ? Will the Duck send one of his crazy messages. Will Justin Morris and Rob arrive in a stretch limo ?

Beakerkin steps out of the Semitic Closet

There is a rather odd charge that Anum and other racial power kooks have made. I do not hide the fact that I am Jewish. This is an absurd charge and is most often made by leftist like a clown that post under the name of Andy Carr on Rob Bayn's blog.

Normal people do not obsess over the ethnicity of other bloggers. I do not pick and choose blogs by ethnicity. I have zero idea of what ethnicity American Crusader or Always on the Watch are. I know that they have interesting sites and are good friends.

This obsession comes with the standard bit that Jooooooos are manipulating the country. Both Anum and Communist 167 readily use the term Zionist media. The fact is one finds fewer mentions of Joooooos at this blog then at the site of 167 who spends almost 1/3 of his site on Jooooos . He even now uses the term Faggins in a recent post about two Jooooooish business men. If any of you point out humorously that this was a typo and he meant Fagins well you are just a homophobe.

I want to invite you to look at the latest FBI hate crime numbers. 167 has proved he is unable to read a basic chart. The number of hate crimes against Jooooos in the latest report 2004 was 900 plus vs 700 plus hate crimes against Gay men. The Mooooooslims he is sooooooo worried about reportled a measly 180 incedents. Oddly around 80 of the anti Moooooooooslim bias crimes were commited by blacks. This fact is at odds with the medias portrayal of a love affair between the black and Moooslim community.

I am bewildered how it took Anum sooooo long to deduce that I am Jewish. To all the anti semites out there I have these three words AM YISROEL CHAI. To all the Anti American Commie traitors I have these words GITMO is calling.

Beamish in 08, Ducky to be smoked and 167 to Special Ed where he can learn to read a simple table.

The First Lady of Front Page Forum Donal

I want to congradulate Donal on her up comming nuptuials with Paul. Donal was one of my first on line friends when I was still a poster on Front Page Forum. I started to build this blog from humble origins . The site gets almost 100 hits a day mostly from the USA and Australia with a tad of UK and Canada.

Donal and I have had our experiences with the troll from hell . We will not release Fat Boy's name but we know where you are Lard Butt. There are also generic troll types. Today Donal will teach us a lesson in trollology. When Ducky is around we can ask him if he was also the Amazing Kreskin.

1 Describe the difference between a run of the mill troll like Ducky and the evil predator Socrates. He would steal identities post under fifty aliases. He would take names of non active posters. However he had such a distinct typing style that my nephew Drummaster was readily able to pick out his aliases ?

2 Now lets go to or standard troll types . The arrogant know it all Leftist who is above everything and has credentials that are imaginary. An example of this is Hank Snow who claims to have two blogs and is an expert on everything ?

3 Then there are the racial power goons like Uptown Steve ? I would like to get him to sit for an interview. He is your standard anti semitic black nationalist type.

4 Then we have the vulgar Weasel who seems to be a world class lowlife ?

5 Then there are the obnoxious white power types ? There was a kook named Alain I think ?

6 Lastly there is the rare Anarcho Liberterian incoherent Anti semitic type . The last one I remember was named Murray Rothbard . He was running around with the Jews blew up the WTC. Mike and Mahdi got him all steamed with a theory involving Klingons ?

7 Are there any types I missed ?

8 Is the freedom in the blogospere tempting to an FPM poster. Why deal with a moderator when you can make your own rules ?

9 I rarely mention my blog on my trips to FPM . However, Hank Snow and the Fat Boy seem to have an obsession with this site ? Why don't they just build their own site and see if they can get ratings.

10 Do you recall a strange episode where an FPM poster accused me of being an Assyrian or an Egyptian Copt ?

11 How many times has Roberta banned you ? I am banned on Bad Eagle where my posts are featured on Yeagley's blog ? This had zero to do with Dr Yeagley. What famous names have been banned ?

12 I always wanted to see a Northern Steve or a Mike blog. What FPM poster would make an interesting blogger ?

13 Are the people in DU unhinged ?

14 Who is the funniest poster on FPM ? Impertinent is a friend who is a funny guy ?

15 Is Tricky Blaine the last patriotic liberal on FPM ? I have not seen Norm Chompski
who was also close ?

16 What authors visit FPM ? Dr Yeagley , Gamliel Isaac , Lawrence Auster have posted in the forum section.

17 Do you miss the Stephen Schwartz articles ?

18 Excluding the evil one where does Ducky rate in the troll department near the top or bottom ?

19 If we could get Uptown Steve to sit for an interview would you read it ? Ducky had a decent interview but he is far more intelligent then Uptown Steve ?

20 What are your views on the environment ?

21 What type of music do you listen to ?

22 What are your views on Nuclear power ?

23 What are your views on free speech ?

24 Is there a particular poster who has left FPM that you miss. I miss Fiona and Connie both were classy and articulate ?

25 Can we expect a Donal blog in the future ?

On Deck comming up next is Donal

The next interview will be Donal from Front Page Magazine. This interview promises to be interesting. I am caught up in the interview department so we should resume normal postin regularly. The Dr Yeagley interview is in the works but I am working out a schedule.

Who would you like to see interviewed ? Place a post on this thread and we will try

Now a word from our Sponsor Jihadi Toys

Fed: Mr Hassan Miah you are under arrest for violation of Federal election law. The use of talking action Presidential Action figures is against the McCain Feingold Law ?

Hassan : I am not marketing a Mr Beamish kick $^% action figure. I was marketing Jihadi Joe ..... This Mad Zionist set me up....He outsmarts meat every turn.........
I want a zionist lawyer..........Call Ron Kuby er wait he won't help me because I didn't blow anything up.........I want a good zionist lawyer not named Kuby....

Fed : Son I an going to have to take your Mr Beamish kick &^&*&* action figure into evidence.

TAKING TOYS AWAY FROM CHILDREN IS A NEW LOW. IS JANET RENO RUNNING THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT.

I AM A LAWYER

Fed: Who said that

Hassan : It is that darned Ann Coulter doll. Take me far away from her anything please......

Hassan : Its okay Dad I have another kick !@#@$ Mr Beamish action figure. The Mad Zionist sent one over. Here officer Mr Beamish will watch over Dad in prison.

Mr Beamish : No jail can hold the great escape artist but it helps to be one foot tall. I got the top bunk because I am the star.

Hassan : Jail is bad enough but place me in a cell with a mad killer but must I get second billing to an action figure even in jail.

Mr Beamish; Hmmmm I wonder how many cans of beer I can get for selling Hassan as a wife. Remember I have the Kill Devil Kung Fu grip if you get out of line.

Hassan : Noooooooooooooooooooooo
Fed: Cuff em.

Tune in next time for the adventures of the Kick @$#$ Mr Beamish action figure and Hassan. Will Mr Beamish escape or will he be the king of the cell block ?

Hassan : Do not mess with the Mad Zionist he fights dirty

Long Overdue Felis in the Hot Seat

This blog has experienced a surge of growth and much of my growth can be directly traced to Felis and Democracy Frontline. The posts in Bad Eagle and Always on the Watch have also contributed to the growth of this blog. The change in format has also created more interesting content. Felis has single handledly broadned my readership base and my blog is becoming more global.

The Communist Follies
1 You lived under a Communist regime are anti Communists like myself exagerating the evils of Communism ?
2 Does Communism have a religious base or theme ? Why do its advocates keep on rationalizing failure and piles of dead bodies ?
3 Is a delusional elitism part of the persona of a dedicated Communist. We hear boasts of fictional IQ and intellect. Communism seems more akin to a theft by an imagined self appointed elite then a coherent system ?
4 What did ordinary Poles think of Western Revolutionary pilgrims who visited Communist countries on guided tours ?
5 Was there any truth to the claims that healthcare was readily available, no crime,
no homelessness, free education and superior working conditions for labor.

Polish History

6 The Nazi invasion of Eastern Poland is well known. However the invasion of Western Poland by the Soviets is dissmissed and swept under the rug. My Uncle was in Lvov and remembers round ups and executions by the Soviets well before the larger exterminations of the Nazis. Was the Katyn massacre an isolated incedent or part of something larger.
7 What happened in the Communist years were Poles swept into the Soviet Gulag or was there a local set of prisons that served that function.
8 Can you remind our readers of the famous role of the Polish knights in halting the advance of Islam through Europe ?

Islam

9 I am not the first or last to note the similarities between Islam and Communism. Does Islam remind you of Communism ?
10 I have numerous friends who are refugees from Muslim countries. They all seem to say the exact same thing. If you want to understand Islam read the Koran. You have an excellent grasp and have devoted much time. Is this good advice ? Should the average person spend a few days and read the Koran ?
11 Is radical Islam a global problem ? I see Islam in conflict with every other religon on the planet. Jews and Christians lived in peace in India until guess who shows up.
12 Are you against altering the laws of Australia to accomodate Islamic practices such as on domestic violence ?

Australia

13 Americans have a sterotype of Ausies as fun loving and rugged ? Is Mr Beamish a natural Australian ?
14 Is there a fine arts Museum in Sydney
15 Americans love the adventures of the Crocodile Hunter is that show popular in Australia ?
16 What is Vegemite ????
17 What type of wildlife do you see in a short drive from your home
18 Is there an Australian term for road kill

General

19 Who are your favorite authors ?
20 Is there Conservative Talk radio like we have in the USA
21 In real life Charles Bronson was a Pole. His last name was Buchinsky . Can you name the two films where he played a Pole. Did he do a credible job ? This is a tough question.
22 Italian vs Japanese food pick one.
23 Have you driven a motorcyle ?
24 Are you a fan of a particular painter

25 Are people that talk to their plants eccentric or bored ?
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On Deck Felis and the first lady of FPM Donal

I am preparing two interviews one for our familiar friend from Down Under Felis. I get a huge amount of hits from her Blog Democracy Frontline. Felis is a dedicated pro who knows her stuff so listen and take notes.

Donal is the first lady of FPM and was an early visitor to this blog. She is known to
Nanc, Warren, Ducky, Drummaster but will be new to the rest of you. She has gone undercover at DU and has battled the most vile of trolls. This promises to be an ebtertaining interview.

And now the continuing misadventures of Hassan Miah in Jihadi with out a clue.

Hassan: It is time for your beating take your beating like a good jihadi.

Farouk TAKE OFF THAT GASMASK AND PUT DOWN THAT WEAPON AND GET INTO YOUR PAJAMAS

DID YOU BRING ME MY BEER SLAVE.

Farouk: I-I-I don't want to be a suicide bomber . I want to be cool and loved by America like my hero Mr Beamish.

BRING THE BEER AND MAKE IT ICE COLD

Hassan: Who said that ? The Mr Beamish action figure is over there.

Farouk: That is Mr Beamish good Buddy Warren the Axeman. I have a Beakerambo but he keeps complaining about royalties and writers fees, What is this thing he keeps on asking for Maneschevitz.

Hassan : Is there no end to the humiliaton a good Jihadi must endure.

WHERE IS THE BEER AND BUFALO WINGS

HASSAN: OO%&^%& THE pain please Mr Beamish allow me to die with honor. Release me from the kill devil nija grip. I will bring you your beer .

Farouk: Mr Beamish Rocks and do not mess with the Mad Zionist

Hassan: Being a jihadi in America is hard work and humiliating. How can I compette with the Coolness of Mr Beamish and Company ?

In the hot seat with Why Palestinians Get It Wrong

Our next guest in the Hot Seat is a new blogger Why Palestinians Get It Wrong. New bloggers face an uphill fight to gain audience in a crowded marketplace. One of the reasons I do not write about Israel is that so many people do a much better job like our guest. Those with talent like our guest , MZ , Esther and Pam of Atlas Shrugged write about Israel. Those devoid of those talents do interviews and Mr Beamish themed comedy skits.

This blog started out as a comedy blog and only recently have we resumed the comedy.
I was attacked from the start by an arrogant bunch of anti semitic communists who just happen to be gay. My best friend in the blogosphere Warren and I kicked #%$ and it was a problem for months. However as soon as new friends Jason Pappas and Mr Beamish showed up the commies fled. Liberterians scare the hell out of commies , so always remember to have a few Liberterians freinds handy.

The best way to build an audience is to join a community of Bloggers. Our little family has grown into a decent sized group. Hopefully, you will visit some of their blogs and visa versa. This is a good way to promote your blog and introduce yourself.
In the prehistoric days we had a segment called the electronic bar where we would introduce bloggers to each other. One blogger Always on the Watch has grown huge and her recipie of high quality posts with wit and charm is one for all to emulate. I am
thinking of renaming this segment the Electronic Bar.


1 I have read some of your responses and the level of venom surprised me. I am used to venomous anti semitism and have dealt with it on this blog . Were you surprised at some of the nasty over the top comments ?
2 Do you read the blogs of some of the more nasty commenters ? I have read some dreadful blogs but the worst was one call Jedi Master B^&^ch from Canada. That blog
was a written by a Commie Star Wars fan. Warren and I visited that blog and just shook our heads. Have you read the blog of Janice ? It is the most incomprehensible blog I have ever seen.
3 What stategy did you use to raise the visability of your blog ?
4 Is your goal to have a steady readership, active comment board or something else ?

Zionism and other ism
5 Do you find it odd that genuine Communists and Anarchists have tried to turn Zionism, Nationalism and Patriotism into dirty words ?
6 Have you found that Anti semitism is mostly on the far left ?
7 My experience is that Jewish opponents of zionism are mostly Communist and anarchists ?

Islam
8 I have talked about the paradox of Islam. Islam encourages terrorism and violence
the violence causes investors not to create jobs. The lack of jobs breeds more terrorism and some emmigration . Why is there a lack of economic development in Muslim countries. I seldom pick up something that reads made in Syria or Algeria.
Is there an economic component to the conflict with Islam ?
9 Will you devote some future posts to the treatment of minorities under Islam ? I did a post about the government sponsored abuse and harassment of Homosexuals by the PA.
10 Is the conflict in Israel part of a much larger conflict ? Islam is the overwhelming common denominator in the worlds religious strife.

Palestinian follies

11 What is Pan Arabism and who were its proponents ?
12 Are Palestians Arabs ? The PLO charter has the words Palestinian Arab and Arab unity all over the place.
13 I look at doccuments from all over the world for a living how do two Egyptians in Gaza have a child with a Palestinian ID card born in the same city. I have also looked at people born in Nabulus whose papers read Jordanian but whose kids are born in the same city and are called Palestinian ? Is this an example of bait and switch
and the big lie ?
14 What constitutes this alleged ethnicity Palestinians speak Arabic, have the same history , religious affliations as Arabs in adjacent land. I can make a better case for a Nation of Brooklyn, Arkanstan or a Comanche nation then that of the Palestinians.
15 When did Islam and Arabs first arrive in Israel ? How much later did they arrive then the Jewish people ?
16 Jews seem to come in all races so the Zionism is racism game is a fraud ? Has the left crated new terms where it is convenient ?
17 Do other nations have a security fence for protection ? Do note Communist countries required fences to keep people from fleeing ?
18 How are gays treated by the PA ? Is being Gay in the PA a sure way to become DOA ?
19 If conditions are so bad in Israel why don't Israeli Arabs leave ?

Fun

20 Who are your favorite authors ? Have you read Bat Yeor ?
21 Name your favorite movies ?
22 Have you ever shot pool or played ping pong
23 Do you have a favorite painter
24 Who would you like to see be the next president ?

25 Do people on the far left seem to be in a perpetual temper tantrum ?

Bonus Do you have any questions you would like to ask our more experienced bloggers ?

Postscript our friend Kurt of Kajando is active again . Those of you who have been to his site remember his excellent post and great humor.

Schedule

I want to thank the Chemist and Orange Ducks for their excellent interviews. If you get the chance the interview with Orange Ducks was worth the wait. I am preparing two interviews. One is for a new blogger with excellent content Why Palestinians get it wrong ? The second interview is for our good friend Felis. Both promise to be very informative.

Now a word from our New Sponsor Jihadi TV

This is Hussein Miah and I want to show you how a nice Muslim family lives. Anima stay in the back room I will beat you later. If you make a good meal you will get the Abu Gharib treatment. Beating your wives is in the Koran but in the words of President Bush it takes hard work to beat your wife.

Here come two of my children now. There is my daughter Fatima and my son Farouk who I am raising to have a great vocation suicide bomber. Fatima what happened to Bhurka
Barbie. Oh no it can't be nooooooooooooooooo.

We will kill their leaders and convert the rest to...............

Daddy I want to be smart and beautiful like Ann Coulter.

Fatima go to your room for a beating if you were older an honor killing would be in order. You have displeased your father.....

Farouk let me listen to that music AAAAAAhhhhkkkk it is Matisyahu in my home. This is no way for a good suicide to prepare for 72 virgins. Let me get a look at that action figure Nooooooooooooo its..............

I'm Talking Mr Beamish kick %&^%&^ action figure with the new and enhanced kill Devil
ninja grip. YOU will bring me beer.

ohhhhhhhh the pain. W-w-w-w-w-hooooo turned out the lights

AM YISROEL CHAI ON AVINU CHAI DAVID MELECH YISROEL CHAI VIKAYAM

OUCH OW CRASH SPLAT

This is a badly beaten and disheveled Hassan Miah reminding viewers Do not mess with the Mad Zionist, he fights dirty.

WHERE IS MY BEER. VOTE BEAMISH IN 08

Please no more pain I Hassan will bring you your beer. Somebody please call my agent
I get a smaller dressing room then the kick $%^$%^ Mr Beamish action figure.

One more interview scheduled

The new format has proved to be very interesting. I want to thank Nanc for the excellent interview with Orange Ducks. Take the time to read the section about the State Department. The Chemist should be by later with some interesting answers. We disagree on everything but the bulk of the interview was fun.

I have a few feelers out for future interviews. An interview with Dr Yeagley is being scheduled.

The following is the Beakerkin top ten list of candidates for interviews.

1 Jason Pappas
2 Farmer John
3 Jef Bargholz
4 The Missing Link
5 Woman Honor thyself
6 Esther
7 Mike from Mike's America
8 She Desins ( from Bad Eagle) Brilliant Conservative Eithiopian Woman New Blogger
9 Avenging Apostate
10 Donal from Front Page Magazine forum section.

We should be back to our standard format starting tommorow but the Hot Seat will remain a regular feature. Anyone with a blog can request an interview.

Beamish in 08 will Ann Coulter be his VP, Ducky strangely silent and 167 a ratings zero.

The Disgruntled Chemist in the Hot Seat

The Disgruntled Chemist is in the hot seat tonight. He has a rather large blog in Ca and disagrees with almost every position most of us have. However, in real life people disagree and move ahead. The Chemist is not known for his sense of humor but he will give it the old college try. The Chemist is a Grad student at UCI in California.

Blog related
1 You have a huge blog but it seems to be mostly Grad Students and the college crowd . Describe your target audience for our readers ?
2 You have a couple of interesting posters. Is Rob as funny and cool in person as he is on the web ?
3 What type of reaction do you get to the picture blogging and I pod posts ?
4 Do you think that the stereotype of scientists as humorless is correct. Rob is certainly an exception to that rule ?

Beer

5 Is beer making an art or a science ? Is there a chemical formula for good beer or does it involve a human touch ?
6 I enjoy some odd beers that you may have never heard of St Sixus, Black End Voodoo
( Haven't seen it in ages) and Tusker Lager. Have you heard of any of these brands ?
Name some premium beers that you feel excell in taste ?
7 Is light beer watered down beer or beered up water ?

No Class Remember the Chemist is not in Social Sciences.

8 If I went to your class and you were talking about free radicals. Is it safe to say that this is a non political discussion ?
9 What role should the private sector play in Science ?

Danerous Turf Energy
10 What are your views on gas taxes ? Gas alcohol and cigarette taxes are unpopular in rural America ?
11 Should we drill in ANWR ?
12 What are your views on nuclear energy

General
13 Are you bothered by public displays of religious symbols in Parks ?
14 Are you a vegetarian ?
15 What are your views on the use of lab animals ?

Fun
16 Have you been to a toga party in the last four years ? Did someone show up in a Power Rangers toga ?
17 Have you tried driven a Snow mobile or a pick up truck ?
18 Do you still listen to Michael Savage ?
19 Have you seen any of the Revenge of the Nerds films ?

Sports
20 Why do you hate the NY Yankees ?
21 Do you watch football ?
22 What sports do you participate in ?


23 Should the military be allowed to recruit on campus ?
24 Where do you get your news ?
25 Do you think my chants of USA USA USA are hate speech ?

Extra credit Did you think I was going to set up an ambush interview ?

Schedule

I am working on getting the Disgruntled Chemist into the Hot Seat. Barring any future interview request Pakistani singer Glenn Cammel should be tommorows guest.

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Jihadi Joe what has happened to your outfit . You are wearing US army clothing and a gasmask.

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This must be the work of the nefarious Mad Zionist. The Joooooos are every where I can't even do a comercial. .... What happened to Burkha Barbie she is dressed in Levi Straus Zionist Jeans and a tube top .

The Burha Barbie doll has been replaced with a cooler Ann Couler Doll.

We will invade their countries kill their leaders........

This is Hassan Miah of the Jihadi toy company saying it hard to be a Jihadi business
man. Never mess with the Mad Zionist fellow he is one tough customer.

A special interview with Orange Ducks

Orange Ducks is an ex Moonbat central poster who arrived after my time. In the earliest days of Moonbat Central the commenters were Redbeard, Mr Beamish, Myself and an eccentric fellow with a blog caled rant farm. I started to spend more time on Bad Eagle and then on this blog.

Orange Ducks has graduated from the ranks of poster to contributor. His posts will run on the Autonomist alongside Prof Plaut, Rocco Dipippio and another graduate Jeff Bargholz. I have graduated and have a few spots planned for the new and improved Bad Eagle.

Orange Ducks is in Iraq as a civilian contractor. This interview promises to be interesting but it may take time for Orange Ducks to respond.

Moonbat Central Memories
1 Do you miss the old Moonbat Central ? I like the Autonomist but I miss the wisdom and brilliance of Richard Poe ?
2 Who were some of the more interesting posters ? Did you encounter Red Beard who was a true class act ?
3 How does it feel to graduate from poster to Columnist ? I felt honored when it happened to me. Posting on a thread you have written is a different experience ?

Iraq
4 My brother in Kuwait complains about huge bugs and bad weather. Are there comprable conditions in your area ?
5 Have you met any of the beleagured Assyrian Christians of Iraq ?
6 Have you been to the Kurdish sector ? What are the Kurds like ?
7 Is there an eutrepeneurial spirit among the Iraqi people ? I have spoken to servicemen and they describe a series of new start up companies.
8 Is it easier to work with Iraqi labor then to deal with union labor back home
9 I am a mere 400 miles from home and feel homesick. What do you miss about home other then friends and family ?
10 Have you found the local food and products interesting ? Are there any notable ones Ameicans would love back home ?

Odds and ends

11 I am constantly frustrated in my limited dealings with the State Department. They seem to be from a culture of excuses and have a detached no can do attitude ? What are your thoughts on this subject ?
12 Journalist are annoying and mostly obnoxious and I had plenty of eperiences with them in NYC. Most are professional but they gravitate towards screeching voices that make good copy ? What observations do you have about the press in Iraq ?
( I almost got into a fist fight with a free lance French journalist in NYC after the election of President Bush. The interviewer did not like my answers )
13 Have you met any of the " Peace Activists " ? The ones I encountered in NYC are Commies and Anarchists. They are not peaceful and mostly incoherent in my experiences. Are these people as incoherent in Iraq ?
14 Iraq has a rich history , have you found anything interesting on the construction sites ? I often spend hours looking at Summerian and Assyrian artifacts in NYC.
15 Have you looked at the local newspapers ? Do they have comics like Garfield or Blondie in them ?
16 Has any politican visited your work area ? What were your thoughts on their visit.

Domestic Mayhem

17 What are your thoughts on the Second Amendment ?
18 Are you opposed to hunting ?
19 Are beer , alcohol and cigarette taxes too high ?

Personal Fun

20 Do you watch sports ? Are you a fan of any particular team ?
21 What are your thoughts on Armed Forces Radio Programing ? I heard they air one hour of Rush Limbaugh .
22 If you had to pick one Moonbat Central Poster to be in a foxhole with who would you choose ?
23 Pick one Tex Mex or Iraqi cuisine
24 Who would you like to see run for President ?
25 Are people who talk to their cars quirky or certified ?

Schedule

I need a little downtime but first thing in the morning I will prepare questions for Orange Ducks. The interviews with Justin and Drummaster were solid efforts.

I have landed an exclusive interview with Pakistani musician Glenn Cammel.

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Introducing the new doll that is sweeping the Middle east Jihadi Joe. What a great way to train your aspiring terrorist.

Jihadi Joe says five phrases 1 Death to the Jews 2 Down with the Crusaders 3 Bush is Hitler 4 I not a terrorist I just look and dress the part 5 Mr Beamish in 08

This must be some evil twisted zionist plot by Beakerkin. Jihadi Joe shall be beheaded for blasphemy. Prepare to meet your maker Hassan Chop

My scimtarit broke it must be that cheap Jew I bought it from ripped me off

Heh Heh Heh Heh Beamish in 08 Am Yisroel Chai I am cornholio

Never mess with the Mad Zionist

This is Hassan Miah saying this Job is tougher then it looks

Drumaster goes to the Hotseat thanks you Nanc

Drummaster is my nephew and the brains behind this blog. I do all the fun parts such as composing the posts. He does all the work that requires brains such as fixing links and posting the Beakerkin logo. Those of you who want a link should talk to Drummaster.

Drummaster has two blogs to my one and several of our regulars have been on his blog.
You can often find him at the blogs of Mr Beamish or Warren. I have seen Esther and Nanc there. Elijah is a good friend I met through Drummasters blog. I have seen Nanc there and I am not certain if American Crusader has visited. Drummaster has a way of showing up when you least expect him. A classic moment was when Esther posted a blog on a distant relative who is an embarassment Barbara Striesand. I mentioned how it is true we can pick our friends but we are stuck with family. Drummaster showed up at the tail end of that one .

Blog Questions and electric mayhem
1 How did you start bloging ?
2 You read the original Dog eating post on Bad Eagle in the HEAT section ? To the best of my knowledge only Warren has seen the original. Was that this years funniest moment ? I think Mr Beamish's artworks are still this years comic highlight. What was this years comedic highlight ?
3 Is Mr Beamish the funniest person in our group ? Is it just cool to be Beamish ?

Music
4 Who are the up and coming new groups
5 What groups stand out from the classic rock period
6 Is the macarena dead burried forgotten.
7 Did you know Rav Roov was a huge Debbie Gibson fan ? Can you name a single Debbie Gibson Song.

Catoons
What Charachter is your favorite on the following shows
8 South Park
9 Family Guy
10 The Simpsons
11 Americam Dad
12 King of the Hill
13 Futurama
14 Out of the above list which is your favorite.
Contrary to what Rav Roov says Cornholio was not based on any of my misadventures.

More serious
15 Have you moved to the right a bit since we started blogging
16 Does the level of anti semitism we see still surprise you
17 What troll is the worst since we have started blogging.

Most serious
18 Fudruckers or Outback Steakhouse
19 What fast food chain is the best
20 Excluding your own whose Avatar is your favorite

For or against
21 Death Penalty
22 Abortion
23 School Prayer

24 What assigned reading was stands out as the most boring ?
25 How many works of Shaskespeare have you read so far ?

Into the Hotseat with Justin Morris with a bonus section Beakerkin to the Couch

I want to introduce a poster who should be familar to older readers. Justin Morris is a man who defies stereo types and is himself. He is a Chaplain and an independent conservative whose views are unpredictable because he is his own person. Justin is also a proud father of children he loves. He is a friend to all that know him and he is gay. However, one thing is for certain is that those who call him friend are lucky. I am proud and lucky to call justin my friend. A man is judged by his company so I am a lucky man and all of you have bad taste.

This next segment is for me and some minor issues brought up unintentionally by the interview with Anum Muhktar. Justin is a Chaplain and if Warren is around he also is a religious person. Older readers and Nanc and Felis can join in.

Bonus section Beakerkin mets the Sky Pilot

A Do the memories and sights of that day ever leave ? Am I destined to remember that day forever ? I used to kid myself that with time I would forget but it hasn't happened ? Is this my lot to carry for the remainder of my days ?

B I was not a hero but there were plenty that day and a number of villans too. There is no excuse for the depravity and carnage of those days ? If all I am was a witness what did I witness on that day ? The worst of man and the best of man in the same place at the same time?

C Are the answers to those questions just beyond our grasp ?Maybe there are just some answers that require faith in a god of compassion ? I pity those that live without it and look for answers in man and cheesy fad theories.

Thank you all for indulging the above

Military

1 Is the term Sky Pilot Offensive to Clergymen ?
2 Does the military do a better job of dealing with race and etnicity then the civilian sector ?
3Is the old cliche there are no atheists in a foxhole true ?
4 Can a non military person grasp the bond of teamwork and comraderie military people have.
5 Is military food bad because the same items show up on schedule. My father cringes at the mere mention of chipped beef.

Texas
6 Is the Texas and Texas A&M rivalry larger then the Texas Oklahoma rivalry.
7 Do Texans have a greater sense of local history then that of other states ? Or do non Texans have a better grasp of Texas history because it has an epic quality ?
8 Have you seen an Armadillo ? Where do you find those rascaly critters ?
9 How do locals percieve the show King of the Hill ? King of the Hill is one of my favorites and the contract for an aditional 20 episodes was signed.

Foriegn policy International
10 Is China friend , foe, trading partner all of the above ? Has Communism yeilded to a culture of graft or is that all it ever was ?
11 Is graft and coruption a huge international issue ? Should we demand accountability and results for foreign aid sent to the third world ?
12 Is the joke we need an American desk at the State Department accurate. My dealings with them are a nightmare .
13 Do people overseas for a long time go native

Lunch and fun
14 Texas Mex , Cajun or Japanese
15 Do you watch sports and root for specific teams
16 Have you driven a snow mobile

America
17 In an earlier interview I describe a bond of kinship that Americans feel ? Do most of us transcend Old world tribalism ?
18 Is nationalism and love of country passe ?
19 Do the multi cultural types airbrush third world cultures and hold the US to ridiculous standards ?

Church , state and faith

20 Do public displays of religous symbols bother you.
21 What are your thoughts on school prayer
22 Are there religious components in Marxism and the environmemtal movement ?

Good Humor
23 Should Ted Turner free Speedy Gonzales ?
24 Sinatra or Dean Martin
25 Are people with lawn ornaments the epitome of bad taste ?

Schedule

I am preparing the next segment an interview with Justin Morris. There will be a bonus section because Justin was a Chaplain. Warren is also a clergy man and a service man and there are some issues I would like to adress. MZ as a fellow member of my community your help will be appreciated.

NYC is my home and that day meant alot to all of us even if you were in OZ or the People's Republic of MA. I am a witness to that day and a survivor of 93. One may walk away but one never does foget.

Thank You for this rant.

In the Hot Seat With Kyle

This segment should be fairly interesting as todays guest is Kyle. Kyle has a relitively new blog that has a brisk quick refreshing style. Kyle is currently on campus and markets art from his blog. This will lead directly to five art questions and some minor humor.

Art
1 A recent visitor has claimed that Renoir is over rated and unoriginal do you agree with this assesment ?
2 What Schools of Art are you a fan of ? Do you prefer individual artists ? Have you any thoughts on the newest artictic craze sweeping the nation classic Beamishism ?
3 How would you describe your style of art ?

College
4 Is the faculty in your college overbearing close minded leftist of the type Horowitz describes ?
5 Are there consevatives in the scool paper ?
6 Are students who are far left just yes men ? Have Conservatives stolen cool and hip from the left ? This charge enraged an accademic on Front Page Magazine ?
7 Are student leftist guilty of groupthink ? Is it important to be your own person ?

General

8 What sports do you watch ?
9 Do you drink imported or domestic beer ? Have you seen this odd beer He- brew ? We are looking for a brave individual to try this beer. This blog is not responsible for the probable bad taste of such a product .
10 What is your salted snack of choice ?

Blog related
11 What blogs do you read weekly ? Excluding this blog what blogs stand out in your opinion ? ( Hosts that seek yes man type responses are loathsome )
12 Is your blog style still evolving ?
13 Are ratings a big part of your goal ? Self promotion of ones own blog is part of what blogging is about.

Taxes Taxes Death and Taxes in the Afterlife
14 Are Beer, Alcohol and Gasoline taxes too high ?
15 Are the above taxes aimed at rural and working people ?
16 Would you favor a tax on junk food ?

Church vs State mayhem
17 Do public displays of religion bother you ?
18 Are you in favor of prayer in school ?
19 Do advocates of secularism seem angry ? The ones I run into are in a constant rage.

The future or cracked Crystal Balls
20 Do the rise of India and China concern you
21 Is China an ally, friend, foe, trading partner and should Americans pay more attention to human rights abuses in China.
22 Are we seeing the decline of France ? Has France been in decline and not figured it out yet ? What impact has Socialism had on the recent riots ?

Immigration
23 Have you encountered students on visa ? Do they enrich the accademic experience or is this just more PC foolishness ?
24 Are you prepared to throw the book at companies that hire illegal workers ?

25 Has Pat Buchanan become a populist ???????

Bonus Questions
Are people who wear body paint at sporting events an eyesore ?


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Schedule

I will work on Kyle's interview next. I want to thank the Rob Bayn and American News Crusader for excellent interviews. The interview of the Mad Zionist was a special treat that I owe a special thanks to Nanc. I wanted to ask the Mad Zionist myself but appear infrequently on his blog that I regularly read.

My wish list of interviews include
Jason Pappas one of my oldest friends on the web.
Farmer John a special poster
Felis A person I highly respect
Esther Class personified
David Yeagley I did ask but will see. Dr Yeagley is a busy man.

Anyone with a blog can ask for an interview. However we make exceptions for well known posters on this blog Nanc, Ducky and hopefully Farmer John. In general if I read the blog I can put together a good interview. Blogs that I am unfamiliar with I ask a day or two to do my homework.

I also will sit for a similar segment on your blog if asked time permiting if requested.

Beamish in 08, Ducky escapes the kitchen and 167 hits an all time new Low as we speak. The reason he is not being skewered is he has zero ratings. He is a total bore and a flop.

Hard to Believe but Anum Muhktar in the Hot Seat???

This segment will be educational as I am not going to get into theology ? Quoting Scriptures is a big bore and all of us know where we stand ? A host invites a guest for an interview. My job is not to beat up the guest but there will be no softball questions. I ask all of my readers to endulge my attempt to learn some mundane facets of Islamic life.

1 Lets start with the basic are the following groups Muslims Bhai's, Nation of Islam ( Louis Farkhan's outfit ) and Alawites ?
2 What are Sufis ?
3 Muslims in NYC often are well aware of the Kosher symbols on food. Do you look for the local kosher symbols when you buy food ?
4 Describe the difference between a Nika and Mutah marriage ? I did reject an applicants mutah marriage contract a few months ago.
5 I have seen plenty of Nika certificates most dictate financial terms . These terms include the standard gold, domestic animals and oddly once or twice White Kola Nuts.
Who determines the terms of these contracts and are there bargain basement specials.

West
6 Do you accept the laws and standards of the West while you dwell here ?
7 Does the public display of religious symbols bother you such as a Christmas Tree or Menorah ?
8 Do you respect the rights of a coworker who eats a Pork Sandwich or is Gay ?
9 Islam prohibits alcohol but does it permit hashish, opium and Khat ?

General
10 Do you play or watch sports ?
11 Have you tried Ice Skating or Skiing ?
12 Have you seen the movie Lord of the Rings or read the books ?
13 Where do you get your news ?
14 Is state controlled media a problem in the Muslim world ?
15 Are there comic strips in your newspapers back home ? Would any of these Comic strips be familiar such as Garfield ?
16 There is a stereotype of Muslims having no sense of humor. Do any of our TV shows
stand out as funny ?
17 What American TV shows can you watch in your local TV station back in your native country ?
18 Can you get Western Music on short wave radios in your home country ?
19 Can you explain the system of Halawa to the readers. I understand interest is prohibited in Islam.
20 Have you heard of Stephen Schwartz or the Center of Islamic Studies ?
21 How do you feel about CAIR ?
22 Would you describe Zakhat as a tax or charity . My understanding is it is a tax.
23 Is corruption of government officials a problem in your home country ?
24 What do you think is the cause of high unemployment in Muslim countries ?
25 Would you eat in a Jewish Kosher resturant ?

Into the Hot seat with FB Jones

When Warren and I started blogging about a year ago we were a small group. Our circle of readers has expanded widely . I never imagined this blog would grow to its current size. Richard Poe once told me if your site grows your ideal and rules may have to change with the size. My values of open forum and free speech have remained unchanged.

Enter into the hot seat FB Jones a new member of our family. I am always anxious to lend a helping hand to upstarts. However the best model for how to build a huge audience is Always on the Watch. The growth of her blog manages to amaze me. If some of the missing family members ( Jason Pappas and Esther) could find the time to introduce themselves it would be greatly appreciated.

Doing an interview for a new blogger is a challenge because I do not have a large body of work or history to work with. If this segment does not meet your expectations the fault is strictly mine.

New blogger questions
1 Most bloggers wrestle with the issue of ratings vs community. I look foward to the familiar names and view most of my long term readers as a second family. Yet I am also aware that some subjects are ratings duds. Is your goal to have large ratings or to be part of a community ? Always on the Watch does both excellently , so it can be done.

2 Do you have a specific question or questions you would like to ask our more experienced bloggers ?

3 Every blog has a focus and some are always evolving. I started out as a comedy blog
and some of you think I never left my roots. The best advice I can offer is be yoursef and have fun. What type of blog do you envison and what type of focus do you plan on.

General
4 Describe your taste in music ? Is it a safe bet to assume we will not hear Johny Mathis on your blog ?
5 What sports do you watch ?
6 Do you hunt or fish
7 Do you drive a motorcycle or off road vehicle ? Drummaster will tell you I drive off the road because I am a lousy driver. We drove through a Cornfield and were surprised to find Corn in the center.

Crime
8 What are your views on Capital punishment ?
9 Are we serious about Corporate theft ? Should people who embezle companies and Unions serve as long as bank robbers.
10 Should we take Identity theft more seriously ?

Energy
11 Are you in favor of more domestic energy production ?
12 What are your views on Nuclear energy ?
13 Should we build more refineries ?

Religion
14 What are your views on school prayer ?
15 Are you bothered by a Menorah and a Christmas tree in a Park ?
16 Are you in favor of school vouchers ?

Cuisine
17 The locals in Vermont eat huge breakfasts I jokingly call a Toe tag Special. What do you eat for breakfast ?
18 Mexican or Itlalian food

Entertainment
19 Would you go to a family film like Shrek or The Incredibles
2o What Genre of films appeal to you ? Action, Western , Gangster films or other
21 Did you see The Last Temptation of Christ ? What are your thoughts on that picure ?

Way out there
22 Choice of one Corvette or Ford Explorer
23 Do you own a Lamb skin coat
24 Do you play a Musical Instrument
25 Are adults who eat Kids cereals normal ?

Beak in the Hot Seat

I have agreed to interview Anum Muhktar. This may sound odd but it promises to be interesting. I promised no scripture as I am not a theologan. Like with Ducky I will
not toss softballs but am aiming at information. It promises to be interesting and unusual segment. The only thing that could top this is the comatose anti semitic 167 demanding a segment.

I will grant a spot to anyone who asks. However I still want to hold a Mr Beamish Presidential press conference. This segment was built as a Mr Beamish vehicle.

FB Jones and Kyle will also be in the Hot seat.

Paging Farmer John the Hot Seat is calling

Beakerkin in the Hot Seat

The interviews were extreemly interesting and I would like to thank all the participants. Anyone can request a turn in the Hot Seat ? When a person is in the Hot Seat you have the advantage. My natural good host instincts take over for my normal WWE persona. If Anum Muhktar wants an interview he will get one . However, it is a safe bet there will be no golf questions.

We learned some interesting things Jason, Always on the Watch and Ducky have similar positions on Steinbeck. Rob is into team sports and supports Rudy G. The interview of the Mad Zionist is extreemly interesting. Mr Beamish came off as witty brilliant person. Freedom Now has an under appreciated razor sharp wit. This was not expected as Freedom Now is a serious blog. Warren has a cadre of dedicated fans and did an excellent job. Nanc seemed to enjoy her interview and got most of the jokes on the other interviews.

I want to give a special thanks to Always on the Watch for her excellent interview.
She was the first to step into the hot seat and did so bravely. I could have asked Warren but wanted a volunteer. The original concept was to hold the first Mr Beamish Press Conference and ask questions about Dynamite Fishing and the New School of Art Beamishism, I am a huge fan of Beamishism.

I will allow anyone to toss me a set of questions but remember as I am working today it may take a while.

I still look foward to American Crusaders answers and he is very interesting. If Anum Muhktar agrees to an interview that will promise to be very interesting. I would like to get Jason Pappas, Felis and Esther to sit for interviews in the future.
Anyone can request a segment even the dreaded 167. Someday, if we are lucky Farmer John will sit in for a segment.

There is one misconception I want to clarify. Ducky and I disagree on just about everything. However, he does have a role and does it fairly well. I do believe in denaturalizing members of Code Pink who have broken laws. The Duck has never called for the violent overthrow of the American government. I still have issues with his disdain for Renoir, the man was a genius.

Now I open the floor to your questions.

Barring any requests for an interviews I will do a book Review of Sowell's Black Rednecks and White Liberals tommorow.

Beamish in 08, Ducky to Progressive car insurance and 167 RIP.

Special treat Bonus Interview with the Mad Zionist

The Mad Zionist has a huge blog that has a devoted casts of regular readers. One of the reasons I seldom blog on Israel is that others do a better job. Pam of Atlas Shrugs and our friend the Classy Esther of Ouside the Blogway cover Israel in more depth. The Mad Zionist has few peers in this category.

1 Is Judaism compatible with Communism ?
2 Are Communist and Anarchists of Jewish descent non Jews
3 Why does the left insist the Satmar is the authentic voice of observant Jews. They are not even close to a majority of the Chasidic Jews.
4 Can you explain for our non Jewish readers the differences between the Modern Orthodox and the Chasidic Community.
5 What is this new trend called egalitarian Judaism is sounds touchy feely.

6 My younger brother an Orthodox Rabbi loves the Hebrew Hammer . Have you seen that film ?
7 Is Matishayu big in Brooklyn ? I was driving my car and thought my radio was broken. I was hearing someone rapping about Mosiach but apparently my non Jewish coworkers kids do listen.
8 Is there any word if the Tomb of Joseph will ever be rebuilt ?

9 Do you watch professional sports
10 Can you explain to gentiles the differences between Askenaz and Sephardim
11 Where does this term Mizrahim to describe North African Jews come from ? I never heard this term and it is not in the encyclopedia Judaica.

12 When did Arabs invade Israel
13 I remember folktales linking the study of Kaballah to mental illness. Was there a rule that Kaballah could only be studied in groups.
14 Is Michael Lerner a genuine Rabbi. He seems to know nothing about Judaism or anything else.

Popular Culture
15 Were you a fan of the Odd Couple
16 What films did you enjoy

NYC

17 Why are the Clintons regarded so highly among secular Jews but disdained in the Orthodox Community ?
18 Do you remember Eric Briendel ? His column calling the Crown Heights Riot a Pogrom changed the way that many felt about that incedent.
19 Does the secular Jewish community look down on the more religious

General
20 Are you bothered by School Prayer
21 What is your position on School Vouchers
22 What is your position on Capital punishment
23 Would you vote for Rudy Guiliani or Condi Rice in a GOP primary
24 Who is your favorite talk show host ? Have you heard of Mark Levin
25 Have you read Bat Yeor ?