Should have gone to Baghdad

There is nothing worse then these endless invasions of frummies. Had I known they were going to do this again I would have gladly volunteered to go to Iraq. Why they need to be here week after week again is beyond me. I despise them and their lazy useless way. They are worse then a disaster film. Of course they have not learned from last year about how annoyed their endless visits make me. Of course when their car breaks they need my car. God forbid these lazy couch turds should earn a living.

There was a detail to Iraq from my office and had I known about this I would have gone. It is better to take my chances with Al Queda then to deal with this bunch. Of course like last year there is no warning and family knows how annoying these visits are. I don't mind or fear terrorism. I survived two explosions at the WTC and anything is better then more time with the frummies.