On a lark I purchased a Panama hat and loud West Indian shirt. I placed a cigar in my pocket and went to visit the freaks in Union Square. The freaks literally ran for their lives as they thought I was a Cuban American. This is quite interesting as I have seen the same types harass people in military outfits and policemen. My DHS logo shirt does not inspire similar reaction from Commies.
A coworker asked " Have you joined the Miami Mafia ?".
I have to tip the Panama hat to Henry Gomez of Babalu blog. This was the most fun I had in ages.
Commies react to Panama Hats like vampires or Ducky reacting to a crucifix.
Maybe it is time for Beakerambo to become an honorary Cuban American. I will have to see if we can talk to Mr B about a special issue new avatar.
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...you can't bluff a victim of the communist system w/rhetoric.
...you can't bluff a victim of the communist system w/rhetoric.
I'm sorry Beak but when I see a crucifix I usual assume I've been given 20 Hail Mary's and 10 Our Fathers as normal weekly penance.
Ducky,
I hear you can make the weekly penance cycle more efficient by intoning the rote words of the approved incantations in sequential order but embedded in the context of your daily conversation.
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