This is Comwad Zero for the Popular Front for Progressive Blog liberation. We have seized contol of this space in a people's action against Beakerkin. Beakerkin is the enemy of the people and will not be used like Kahanist dogs and psycho epigones as good Joo. He is one bad muther land #%$^^ who fights the cause of revolution.
Capturing Beakerkin was not easy and many brave men were killed in the triumph. Beakerkin grabbed John Brown's jawbone and vent postal. However on sheer numbers we were able to subdue the enemy of the people.
We did try to capture the great patriot in the gasmask. However, we placed the wrong fried chicken in the trap with bottle of Jack Daniels.
We are planning show trial of the Enema of the People Beakerkin. All those who oppose communism must die so that the Revolution must live.
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Hang in there Beak!!! A little longer and Castro will belch his last and the REVOLUCION WILL BE DEAD!!
He is the last Commie with even part of a brain!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Does Beakerambo know what kind of Beer to bring when he rescues you??
I have to admit that my friend Henry at Babalu Blog had fun with this. We ran a similar story with Al Gore taking over the site way back.
Comwad Zero
Beakerkin will never escape. We are looking for the Great Patriot in the Gasmask, Qun Qat, Elmer's Brother, Warren, Jeff Bargholtz, Farmer John,
Nanc, AOW and TMW.
We did catch Jason Pappas but he started talking about Liberterianism
and we had to reprogram our comwads.We allowed Pappas to escape
to spare the people Rand at a show
trial
Have Bible, will exercise muscular Christianity! Plus the arsenal will be deployed! Hang in there Beaker...your true friends are on their way!
Good morning, G*D bless and Maranatha!
tmw
ROTFLMSS!
They'll never catch me as long as I hide in a place where gainful employment takes place.
I think you should start singing the Star Spangled Banner, beakerkin. The comwads holding you will instinctively drop their arms to their sides, thus lowering their firearms and allowing you the opportunity to escape!
See how well it works with the hard-core types!
If that doesn't work, try singing yellow. Maybe the comwads will "light-up" for encores with their gun-hands... just remember to ALWAYS leave them wanting more!
Pull a McCain and tell them you are related to Admiral Babs!! They will get you an apartment downtown with live-in help until the Peace Conference!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
the secret to beamish is louisiana hotsauce, but i'll NEVER tell!
they'll have to pry my gasmask from my cold, dead...well, you get the photo.
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