Wednesday, November 22, 2006

New For Christmas The Mr Beamish & Beakerambo Video Game

Mad Zionist Jewish Conspiracy Entertainment

Presents

MR BEAMISH CLEANS UP HIGER ED IN NYC

Mr Beamish and Beakerambo invade NYU and the New School of Communist Treason.

Among the adventures

Pelt Animal rights advocates with stale butter milk biscuts.

Kick Social Science majors rear ends.

This clip from Mr Beamish and Beakerambo study bio.

Mr Beamish: Beakerambo find a spleen.No that is a kidney, No that is a liver. Beakerambo we are running out of Social Science Majors to dismember.

Don't just sit there fix higher ed the Mr Beamish way.

This game is intended for mature adiences due to themes involving alcohol, illegal narcotics, dimemberment, gratuitous violence, botanical pornography and the placement of steel toed boots in unusal places.

13 comments:

The Merry Widow said...

Beaker- Botanical porn? This I've got to see! The whole thing sounds like a scream!
Have a Blessed Thanksgiving!

tmw

beakerkin said...

TMW

The videogame has explict sceenes of botanical procreation unfit for children under the age of 16.

(((Thought Criminal))) said...

Salacious stamen lickers.

beakerkin said...

Those oversexualized plants even involved other species. This footage was so shocking it could have its own show plants behaving badly.

elmers brother said...

Here is a piece of botanical porn

elmers brother said...

I heard KFED was about to sell a copy online.

The Merry Widow said...

Considering that the PBS show Nature had an episode of animals behaving worse...:sigh: another sign of the Fall! Truely heartbreaking when you think of it! Does it show bees and butterflies? My daughter is 16, I wonder if I should let her play it? Decisions, decisions, decisions!
Happy Thanksgiving, Beaker!

tmw

Always On Watch said...

I want to reserve a copy.

Beak,
Have a wonderful Thanksgiving! Are you going to NYC to be with family?

(((Thought Criminal))) said...

The sunflower that teaches the "Michael Richards is more racist than Karl Marx" class is particularly lurid. If you go over to the conservative side of the school on cheat mode, you can mix up some plant killing chemicals or do other creative things made possible by grounding the actions in reality.

beakerkin said...

Good lord Elmer these plants have spent to much time around NYC residents. All these plants do is think of sex 24/7. Maybe Bill Clinton is part vegtable.

elmers brother said...

the oval office was full of these flowers during his administration

The Merry Widow said...

Beaker- I'm convinced!
EB-You and Rob and Mr. B. are very, very bad! ROFLOL!

tmw

elmers brother said...

Yea it's awful Duhkkky.

just make sure you clean up your spooge before you go.


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the number of Americans killed the last month of WWII. Imagine if FDR had said oh sorry got raise the white flag now.