Frummies Suck


In the never ending saga of how to piss of relatives. The Frummies borrow my parents car smash it up and do cheap repairs. The result is a busted radiator and cracked engine block. When it was my car    
It was funny. Now my parents are not laughing at a huge bill. My sister gave them two cars but they had to junk mine first. Then they act perplexed as to why you hate them. There is always money for stupid yeshivas but squeeze every other relative while you act pious.

Of course the Frummies could have been honest and just told my parents the truth. As usual their sophomoric behavior cost their relatives. Of course if the wife who has a four year accounting degree just gets a job none of this happens. Of course they must send their daughter to prohibitively expensive yeshiva abroad so she too can become an religious abomination.

Now the Frummies do read this blog and are quite upset with their portrayal as lazy c

Not listening to the Beak


In general it is a good idea to listen to the Beak. The girlfriend decided to pool resources with several families and it was an amazing feast. In my travels I picked up odd items that found their way into the menu. The huge Guyana yams went into one dish. My pies ended up as dessert. The rack of lamb mixed with smaller yams into an amazing spread. My daughter was there and my Maltese never left

The best gift for the holidays

I got a call from Warren. We are both getting older and hanging in with the lousy Obama economy. Funny how the economy impacts everyone. Obamacare has not made my life better. It certainly hasn't made Warren's or AOW's better. There was a time even lefties championed the working poor and the middle class. The mess is in the homes of many. How many of you have family looking for work for months and making choices with bills or food.

I wish the economy was booming and the lives of regular folk weren't as hard. While Obama gives people who knowingly broke the law a hand up, he gives regular folks the middle finger. While I wonder if family members will ever work, Obama ponders the price of arugula at Whole Foods.

Speaking to old friends is the best holiday gift a man can get.

If I don't make it, it was because the girlfriend swears she can mimic my holiday fare. I am relegated to the couch. The daughter is difficult in that she wants things now but won't help me carry them back. The Maltese is snuggled next to her in bed.

We are going to have the annual whose relatives are the most messed up. I think the Frummies should help me win this year.

Stupid Lefties Try To Promote Unrest.

On my way home I passed Union Square. Predictably Commies were chanting "revolution" while protected by the police. I would love to see these spoiled hipster clowns start something and get smacked by the people they claim to speak for.

There was no case. Even if you had a cause looting and burning stores in your locale does not help. I am all in favor of civil protest. This is merely criminal behavior with a political rationale.

Leave it to lefties to pour gas on a fire and then rant about the Tea Party

Comedy in the age of Obama

Obama and his minions are fast to cry racism even when the case is not exactly clear. As a person identified with fried chicken there are plenty of chains. I remember telling Vermonters about bullet proof fried chicken outlets in NYC. There are plenty of them and they are usually called Kennedy
Fried Chicken. Now we can speculate which Kennedy. There was an old story about a supporter naming his store Obama Fried Chicken. Perhaps in Denver there could be real Hash in the hash browns. I am guilty of annoying Bernie Sanders in VT with Fried Chicken jokes. Your biscuits are better than the Chicken. Did you invent extra crispy? The ever clueless Bernie Sanders does not appreciate being confused with Col. Saunders who is more beloved than Bernie will ever be. The beloved Col. is still the face of the franchise years after he died. Who remembers Bernie? There are days the incoherent Sanders probably doesn't remember himself.

There was a whole range of Weiner humor. No doubt Little Anthony Weiner is used to it by now. At least he didn't change his name to Savage. This is why Mark Levin jokes about the Weiner nation and sings the Oscar Meyer theme. It was hysterical listening to him call some clown politician with the name Angus Meathead.

Until further notice Obama can still be portrayed as clueless. Unless he has a spandex suit and cape it goes with having a Y chromosome. A former boss who is gay stated that gays are just as clueless as the rest of us.

I understand the history of racist humor. However, the job of the President comes with some satiric liberties.

Wrong Policy on Ebola

I am critical of TPS as a program that has turned into a scam. Countries are placed on the list and the U.S. Government refuses to end the protection. We have people here for two decades after hurricane Mitch. We still have people here after the earthquake in Haiti.

The problem with TPS is that people have the right to return. In the case of this policy keeping people out of the Ebola zone is an excellent idea. Allowing people to travel to and from these zones to NYC is a dangerous idea. The policy will increase the odds of spreading a dangerous disease.

Wrong

The opponents of the Obama policies fail to grasp that the agencies in question are fee based and not part of the congressional budget. Congress might be able to halt the plethora of fee waivers or adjust the fees to absurd levels. Considering that smugglers charge 40K and up a 5k fee may not be unfair. This would be met with disbelief from the usual suspects. Moreover, despite what the papers write people who have problems in immigration fall into two categories criminals and imbeciles who refuse to hire a lawyer. The latter waste resources and spend their times whining to media morons. A famous case in the papers ommited the fact that the couple in question did not have an attorney. Given the fact these were low functioning adults this was a key omission. The officer can only rely on the information conveyed by the parties. Of course the big media types never get around to asking why did you appear without an attorney. The media never goes near the shoddy and illegal work of forms preparers. The media also avoids any discussion of scams  by immigrants commiting fraud. I am in the USA on TPS for ten years but go home annually.asylum fraud only gets discussed in terrorism cases. The notion that people who participate in fraud are victims of shady lawyers is a farce. A person should know she does not work in a Church that doesn't exist.

In the simple media world of immigration, immigrants are always angelic victims of the system. The government is so unreasonable because I didn't get a green card is par for the tone. Nobody asks the angel " do you expect a miracle. Do you cut your own hair with a soup bowl?  Do you fix your own brakes. Did you hire an attorney to prepare your case." T is not the governments job to grant you a benefit.

I also want to talk about criminality. Many of these immigrants are criminal and deserve to be deported. I am referring to multiple DWI and drug arrests. Sorry but you aren't supposed to be here and getting caught with pot is sufficient grounds for a trip home. Why the media portrays pot heads as victims is unknown.

Killing stupidly

There are those on the left who rationalize Arab crimes against those who simply seek to worship in peace. Religious Jews are the least likely to serve in the IDF. No doubt there are some lefties who lose their morals when Jews are involved. They still talk about the KKK bombing Black Churches but ignore crimes like this.

Behead an American and Obama gets outraged. Kill Jews merely praying and Obama spins about Arabs wanting peace.

The Complaint Department

My frummie former relatives are upset with the way they are portrayed on these pages. I portray them as hypocritical and obnoxious. The ratings are quite low and the reaction is quite silly.

Our traditions require material sacrifice to sever a relationship. A car is a small price to pay to terminate this relationship. I don't want or need the money as I have plenty of my own. I want to close the book on obnoxious toxic boors.

Our traditions do not allow for conversion. If I did the Pastafarians seem like a good choice. Unfortunately, my belief in the Flying Spaghetti monster doesn't get me freedom from these obnoxious boors.

There was a time not so long ago that the relationship was not toxic. As my former brother became more frum he became an embarrassment. I keep my daughter and that family far away from the frummies as I am ashamed to be related to such boors.

If heaven is filled with frummies, book me a ticket to hell. Their obnoxious pious hypocrisy is nauseating. I would sooner pass eternity with anything other than frummies. Actually, enduring their presence, sloth and cultural stupidity is a bit much.

On Vacation

My vacation comes at a good time. There have been nasty changes at work. We promoted a lazy amoral imbecile way above her abilities. I have asked for a transfer to another unit. I am on a regularly scheduled rotation and do not wish to return. I will accept a move to another office just to be away from that backstabbing boor.

RIP Barron 1979- 2014

This is a nice life for a turtle. He had been ill for the last year or so.Bear in mind that turtles even in the best of conditions can live 70 years or more. I will not be getting another as it is safe to assume that I will not be around  at that time.

Just Keep On Walking

There comes a point and time when fighting and words are a waste of time. You want to walk and keep on going. A trivial incident was blown out of proportion by an amoral manager. There are many legitimate criticisms of me but being a snitch especially over trivial stuff.

I live by a code of honor and respect. If I have a problem with you, I state it. If you cross a line then I don't talk or acknowledge you. The treatment may last years and usually does not ever break. In rare

instances, I might say a couple of sentences.

I am used to getting yelled at for stuff I did. This time there is not even a hint of anything wrong. I stated this and the boss used the occasion to ramble. I asked for an immediate transfer as is my right under the labor contract. I pointed out that it is in her own interest to accommodate my request.  If the request is not accommodated I will have to address her boss and go up the chain. At that point she asked if that is a threat. I pointed out she has enough enemies who play dirty. My goal is merely to depart and never speak again. 

The problem is this boss is so despised that there is a conga line of similar requests. 

  

No greater love than between a man and his Maltese

I returned from the store with odd snacks. One manufacturer makes a chicken jerky for dogs. Normally, my dog has to be fed by hand. This appeals to some for an odd reason. There is something about the chicken jerky that drives the dog wild. I broke him off half a piece while I was changing a light bulb. He jumped onto the counter from a nearby table and got the other.

The Maltese sleeps next to me usually resting on a shoulder. The Pomeranian sleeps under the bed wherever I rest. The Maltese learned that children will leave him alone when I rest. In turn he keeps the Pomeranian under control. I don't like the Pomeranian and hope it escapes for good.

Usual Excuses

I want to point out the Obama is not just any liberal. He is an extreme far left incompetent who thinks he is the savior. He does not surround himself with competence. His cabinet and staff is comprised of yes men who lack competence.

Of course this is what happens when the media paints a picture and a mediocrity walks into a portrait.  I sat perplexed at the reaction of Black coworkers were elected the first time. There were accusations hurled at me that I was a racist because I didn't vote for Obama, In fact I didn't vote and in an agency where unhinged types look for imagined bigots under every rock it is no laughing matter.

The euphoria masked an absurd reality. Obama was raised in a White radical family. He went to exclusive Prep Schools and prestigious Universities. He never lived in a Black household until he got married. He never lived in a Black enclave or worked at a real job. He has more in common with Al Gore than your average Black American.

I did not join the celebrations at work. I cautioned those celebrating "wait till you see the bill before you celebrate". In many cases the bill was worse than I imagined. The sheer incompetence and out of control government is staggering. The energy sector has prevented a total economic meltdown, though we are in very bad shape. His massive oversized ego makes comparisons to Bill Clinton seem trite. Clinton had a giant ego, but he was not stupid or incompetent.

If you went to college you met plenty of Bill Clinton's and Obama's in your class. Clinton was the teachers pet who pretty much repeated every cliche presented by the professor. He has never had an original thought in his life. He is reality based and understands how to work with people. Obama is the University Faux radical and is a cartoon of an angry Black man. Many of us have reason to be angry, but anger should be genuine. In the case of Obama who went to elite schools and lived in Upper Middle class areas this is absurd. We had a version of Obama in my college. Like Obama he was potted out and frequently incoherent. He slept with anything that moved and repeated cliches that were absurd. In his case his mother was Jewish and his father was Black and some type of governmental official at the UN. Outside of class he would joke about his persona in class between bong hits. My friend was pretty much a reality based hustler. Obama merely internalized this absurd
role. What was he upset about "no valet parking for the Choom Gang at the Prep School", too much red meat in the faculty lounge.

Obama is set to throw up a middle finger at Americans. People who knowingly broke our laws are expecting work authorizations at a time where jobs are non existent. They drain our social safety nets and are frequently criminal. The administration has made a mockery of the deportation process, Actual deportations are very time consuming and take years. Even those who generally are favorable towards reform want criminals returned home.

 Most of us respect and like the illegals that we know. Most of us also know those who are out of work or underemployed due to Obamacare. My sympathy extends to my fellow citizens and LPR's who played by the rules rather than those who knowingly violated US law.

The election was about Obama and his arrogance. He could have done this massive work authorization plan before the election. He waited until after to spare Democrats in close races.

Act Two

When Democrats get trounced Obama still doesn't get the message. He could have announced his plan to give work authorization cards to millions in a time of no jobs. He would have likely made matters worse for his party.

If you are unemployed or underemployed Obama is about to give you the finger by handing out work authorization cards to illegal aliens. The jobless and under employed  just got thrown under the bus by Obama.

Silence of the Obamunist Cadre

The alleged "American" correspondent at Harry's Place turned a venerable site into the mostly Euro version of the Obamunist fan club. This is odd considering Obama is the most anti Israel President ever and this administration is openly hostile to the elected President of Israel. The site does an excellent job dealing with leftist antisemitism in Europe while similar stories in the USA are ignored by the alleged "American" correspondent.

Now that the American people have spoken, the alleged "American"correspondent has taken the code of Omerta. This is priceless as the arrogant cocktail party bon vivant has no clue how actual people live or think.

A look at the idiocy of Obama's most fervent supporters shows that they have hostile opinions of the USA and a condescending view of the American people. There is one brain impaired dolt that allegedly is employed as a washing machine whisperer, but almost every single fervent Obama supporter at Harry's Place has a deep disdain for the USA, its people and its traditions. The exception to this is  Michael Ezra who respects America and its people while differing philosophically from the left. Michael Ezra is an intellectual giant who just has a very unique intellectual perspective. It is even quite amusing, at times, when he throws thunderbolts from Mount Olympus. He certainly does convey his points with flair and is always interesting.

There is a old Canadian who is an expert on everything American based upon a few visits to SF and reading Huffington. He gets to the use the computer at the nursing home as long as he stops regaling the staff about his glory days in the 30's.

Now some of you might have noticed the use of quotation marks in describing a certain lazy blogger.
This person is a dual national who  has a Euro leftist disdain for the American people and its traditions. You will never see an objection on the part of this individual when Americans are portrayed as oafs prone to violence .

Round Two is on the way

Obama is tone deaf to the message sent by the American People. The American People spoke loudly at the polls.

Obama is not nor has ever been Presidential material. Nothing in his bio suggests he is anything other than a product of nepotism. Obama was President of the Law Review. This is an elected position and had zero to do with his ability. Obama was not a law Professor. He was not on the tenure track and never published a single sentence.

While it is true there is some criticism of Obama that is race based. It is also true that Obama has used and abused race to get elected. Obama was elected with almost messianic fervor as a symbol as a potential healer. However, he stoked racial tensions in several high profile cases. 

Obama is not liberal, nor should his mangled Presidency be seen as anything other than the failure of the University and Media elite comedic attempt to differentiate fact from fiction. Leadership and ability matter and at no point has Obama ever demonstrated leadership.

Liberals need to grasp the difference between a genuine liberal with skill like Michael Bloomberg and a circus clown like Barak Obama or his demented NYC Mayoral epigone Warren Wilhem. Obama is all packaging and zero substance surrounded  by a cadre of flunkies and incompetents. On what planet does anyone take John "Gomer" Kerry, Chuck Hagel and Joe Biden as our best and brightest.

There is talk of an executive action on work authorization papers for illegal aliens. This will be very unpopular at a time when jobs are scarce. It may also be the time when some key supporters jump off the Obama bandwagon.

Life as a Circle

I am on a dreaded three or so month clerical rotation. It is a bizarre practice abandoned by every other office as a huge waste of money and morale killer. This is a job historically done by junior officers who earn the right to do more advanced work in this area. 

This is also the place where officers who cant cut it end up. My whole team is here on a rotation and when I arrived I found two peers I tried to save from this pit. When an officer is under fire many of us run from them but I tried to help out. Now I am sitting with my peers and they are overjoyed at my arrival. They will be helping me for the first few days and I should hold my own thereafter.

I am quite depressed at work. Normally, I can rationalize even the worst promotion with some sort of 

logic. However, lazy, stupid and incompetent people usually don't get promoted. My former boss asked me to congratulate her. I told her to hold her breath and wait for fond wishes. Well you got your wish in that you got rid of me. Unfortunately, it was not far enough away for my tastes.

At one point I had a better relationship with my boss. In fact I was the only employee she considered a friend. The friendship was ruined over her blatant disregard for my health. My condition had badly deteriorated to the point where my peers were concerned. Instead of allowing me a reasonable accommodation championed by other members of management she stamped her feet and placed a gag restriction on me. My condition grew more dire and we had a verbal exchange that would have ended her career if I were litigious. The top boss asked why I did not alert him to my condition and I explained about the gag order. The situation was remedied and life went on. 

I lost respect because my boss put her career aspirations ahead of my health. Allowing me to depart due to unique circumstances had no impact on her. Despite her claims other supervisors have managed the condition with ease. One who was familiar with me noticed in two seconds I was very off and assigned me work that forced me to snap out of it. 

Workplace bullying is no laughing matter. The abuse lasted for years and prolonged contact with my abusers caused me to experience PTSD. Unlike a tv sitcom one does not live happily ever. 

The boss asked me why I object to her. I told her I object to ambition without diligence and  a moral center. Her abrasive manner inspires no confidence and the only things she excels at is kissing the rear ends of top managers. 

I developed a program to train new officers how to accomplish objectives. I named it after a previous supervisor and endorsed this former supervisor in the dedication. This current boss asked why I name all my previous inventions after former bosses. I pointed out that my sentimental appreciation for a former boss should not threaten her. Perhaps someday I will discover a biological parasite that causes diarrhea and name it after that boss. Actually, the short dedication was two sentences and would have been missed if it weren't for her temper tantrum. 

It is unknown where I will go after this detail ends. I did caution this boss that it is far easier to let me out of her jurisdiction than to keep me in her chain of command. Moreover, other teams have made it known that they welcome my addition. I am not likely to escape as a top manager wants me around to mentor the new officers. 

It is odd that as we pass through life we meet the same people in different points of our career. I am hoping the boss will allow me to leave after this project. Despite her higher aspirations, I will not allow her to take credit for my innovations. 

The Fall of Obama

The GOP is fairly fortunate that Obama is vain and bone stupid. Obama care is crushing the economy. Workers cant find jobs and those who usually are stuck with 29 hours. Obama had an opportunity to pass the buck during the shutdown. Rather than negotiate and modify the failed plan Obama called his political opponents terrorists. This is quite amazing from an administration that calls the Benghazi attack a spontaneous protest and the Fort Hood Massacre work place violence.

Obama is so poisonous that political candidates avoid mentioning supporting him. He doesn't grasp the notion of compromise. He wades into every racial quagmire and further polarizes the nation with his media henchmen. He might be the first President to ever have a government that is imperial and inept at the same time.

 Obama was the most unqualified person to ever be elected President. Nothing in his past showed any real leadership. After he leaves the White House we will get scores of information about the real man that will surprise many. No man could ever live up to the absurd media hype that surrounded the Presidency. Some were describing him as the messiah. Barely, in office he gets a nobel Peace Prize.

It appears that the midterm election will be a strong rebuke to Obama and his media approved far left
followers. No doubt you will hear the BS about a tantrum like the previous time the nation sent Bill Clinton a similar message. Unlike Obama, Bill Clinton was not stupid and learned.

Obama is planning an amnesty that will effectively destroy the democratic party as we know it.  In a time of high unemployment Obama has given unemployed Americans a pair of cement shoes. Even those who favor immigration reform want criminal aliens deported. The deportation process is long and time consuming. The American people deserve a say in who stays here. Violent criminals, serial drunk drivers and drug dealers need to be tossed out.

Obama could have done this prior to the election. However, he grasps the price that would be paid by his party. He is gambling that many of you will forget his perfidy and vote Democratic in 2016. He has been wrong about everything else.