Friday, July 30, 2010

Lindsay Grahan considers

Lindsay Graham is considering removing citizenship from children born to illegal aliens. I would favor a simpler the child may not transmit citizenship to the parents.

Of course we should allow exceptions if the child is fathered by a US Citizen if unmarried proven by DNA testing .

7 comments:

  1. Anonymous8:06:00 AM

    That might be a little hard to prove, given you'd need a DNA sample from the "accused".

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  2. Lindsey Graham3:15:00 PM

    Beakerkin, you misspelt my first and my last names in the title of this thread. It's Lindsey Graham, not Lindsay Grahan!

    No Mas Anchor Babies.

    And no more of these, either:

    No more anchor babies.

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  3. I'm surprised Beak didn't spell it Lindsay Lohan.

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  4. Foghorn Leghorn6:00:00 PM

    I say, I say, I say Boy, that is no way to treat a Senator from Sout Cairlina, Boy!

    Senator Graham, let me apologize on behalf of this dolt.

    (He looked!)

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  5. Lindsey Graham1:13:00 AM

    I just voted in favor of putting Elena Kagan on the Supreme Court.

    As you can all see now, I am a dolt, too.

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  6. Elena Kagan1:19:00 AM

    And what is exactly wrong with being a Lesbertarian, Mr. Graham? It's not that much different than being a Liberteenarian. And, Lindsey, by the way, there's been a story going around about your gaity. Any truth to the matter?

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