Freedom Now is another Moonbat Central alumnus who most of have grown fond of. Like myself heis somewhat to the left of his readers. He opts for high quality posts that take time and effort.
His greatest fan is Nanc who is the only person allowed to call him Fern. A quick check reveals that Ferns are not potted plants, nor is Freedomnow. I will have to consult with Mr Beamish if smoking Ferns can result in mayhem.
Freedom Now does relish lively debate with those whose response is at best a cliche. A recent cartoon leftist claimed that in most Islamic Countries there are Churches and Temples. Freedomnow is too polite to point out that most of the countries have no Jews to attend those temples or that Jews were residents of those countries before Mohammed was a concept. If Kuhnkat was around he would probably ad HAHAHAHA you moron.
Freedomnow is also a first class gentleman and does not resort to cheap humor. The same leftist couch potato questioned why he associates with certain friends. Freedomnow gave a polite answer. Mr Beamish or myself would ask the leftard why he associates with himself.
Let Bad humor reign. Bring on the roadkill and Cheap Boooooze. The Roast is now in progress.
Does foccacia go with roadkill?
ReplyDeleteGood morning, G*D bless and Maranatha!
tmw
Well this is one joke that didn't work
ReplyDeleteI always thought it was pretty cute!
ReplyDeletetmw
Now that John Brown is MIA and probably under lock and key we will
ReplyDeletereserect a Beakerambo or so after them roast.
the roast . typo
ReplyDeleteToo many air pockets tmw. Doesn't sop up the requisite gravy like regular white bread.
ReplyDelete-FJ
...and take off that hat, beak. You're not FN!
ReplyDelete-FJ
is this where we're having "fern appreciation day"?
ReplyDeletemy fern - what can i say about him?
ReplyDeletewe disagree on most things - it's almost like having a husband!
Like a husband he never seems to get a word in either.
ReplyDeleteHEAAAAAAAAAYYYY - i thought we were roasting fern?
ReplyDeleteThis is outrageous. Its like looking in a mirror.
ReplyDeleteYour avatars look great but I got a haircut recently and I am going to have to give you guys a picture that is more up-to-date...
Ah, yes, Fern, my favorite punching bag! It is almost like having a husband! You can unleash your sparkling wit on him, and thereby totally confusing him!
ReplyDeletetmw
Beaker, Nanc- Love the hat!
don't make me tell the devo story...
ReplyDeletea shorn fern?
ReplyDeletethat gert is an ornery old gal - ain't she?
ReplyDeletei'm going to start calling her:
GERT-RUDE
Gert is a man but not in the traditional sense. There is nothing wrong if one has different proclivities, but he honestly comes across as Dr Smith or Snagglepuss.
ReplyDeletenanc - crack that whip! now whip it!
ReplyDeletefern said we may not sexually harrass anyone at his site, so i've come here to do it.
ReplyDeletemy favorite fernism zenned to him by beamish (of course):
ReplyDelete"All I've got to say about "torture" is that if clamping a car battery to a terrorist's testicles will produce information that shuts down terrorist cells and the plots they are forming - red is positive, and black is negative."
crackenzeewhippenzee, elbro?
ReplyDeletenah - fern likes it too much!
i almost didn't recognize you, farmer...
ReplyDeletenice outfit!
no, salvator armay.
ReplyDeleteoh, he'll be bock-bock-bock! i just saw him at autonomist.
ReplyDeletemaybe we'll shame him into updating his profile?
ReplyDeletei think it's "woman" problems - the last one has been hiding in my pantry for the last couple of weeks.
ReplyDeletebeak should have titled this post:
ReplyDelete"life with farmer and nanc"
i think it's "woman" problems - the last one has been hiding in my pantry for the last couple of weeks.
ReplyDeleteISN'T IT ALWAYS!
Elmer
ReplyDeleteI have to wonder why Gertie doesn't think you exist. He is pouting at Freedom Now's site.
Nice touch FJ! I remember that one, from when I was very much younger. I love what y'all have done to your hairs, the devo hat is the crowning touch! I guess Fern saw what I wrote and decided to leave town! He says his heart isn't very good.
ReplyDeletetmw
I didn't take time to swap avatars. I'm here, for about 20 minutes.
ReplyDeleteI've read Beak's post and heading to the comments now.
I'm on medication which causes euphoria. This roast is GREAT!
ReplyDeleteFarmer quoting "Misty"? I just sang it.
Hey, that song was used in a Clint Eastwood movie Play Misty for Me.
Does FN like Eastwood films?
The medicine has also activated the right side of my brain. I'm making weird connections these days. My classes love "the new me."
Beak said, Nanc who is the only person allowed to call him Fern
ReplyDeleteFor the longest time, I didn't have a clue about why the monniker "Fern." I finally asked and got clued in.
Farmer,
I don't like onions. I don't need dragon breath, either.
Farmer,
ReplyDeleteOne of my favorite movies. It hasn't been on TV in quite a while.
Some good shots of the CA coast in that film.
Ever heard Eastwood play the piano? Not bad.
I love your new threads, Farmer. But my admiration might not mean much as I'm in a good mood. Sadly, by 3:30, I won't be feeling in such a good mood. Next dose is at 6:45 P.M.
Farmer,
ReplyDeleteI just enlarged your avatar. The silver is a nice touch.
Farmer,
ReplyDeleteelbro mentioned that you were the source of FN's woman problems.
Are you talking to ME?
Farmer,
ReplyDeleteI think that Eastwood was mayor after that film, but I'm not sure.
In 2000, my husband and I drove from LA to SF. We did the Pebble Beach loop. Gorgeous!
That when we got bitten by the convertible bug. The next year, we bought our own Mustang convertible. We had toured CA in a rented Mustang convertible.
Pacific Coast Highway--I've gotta drive that route again.
I wish that I were hiding in Nanc's pantry. Probably some good eats there.
ReplyDeleteEB is spreading rumors about me, huh? Well, that's okay. We're friends.
Gotta run. Piano lessons to give. That last student won't be so lucky as I'll be between doses.
Back later.
One more thing. I've been neglecting the subject of this roast.
ReplyDeleteI'm not good at insults, so I'll just say congrats on being roasted by Beak. He's a wonderful host.
apologies for my long absence - i had a parade to get in front of and i liked to have not gotten out of their before the egg throwin' contest - three hundred or so teenagers all fired up for homecoming each with a dozen eggs - guess they didn't like my rendition of:
ReplyDeleteOnce I was a boogie singer
Playin' in a rock and roll band
I never had no problems
Burnin' down the one night stands
And everything around me
Got to start to feelin' so low
And I decided quickly
To disco down and check out the show
/ Bm6 - - C#m6-Cm6 Bm6 - - C#m6-Cm6 / :
{Refrain}
Yeah, they were dancin' and singin'
And movin' to the groovin'
And just when it hit me
Somebody turned around and shouted
Play that funky music, white boy
Play that funky music right
Play that funky music, white boy
Lay down that boogie and play that funky music till you die
Till you die, oh till you die
/ Bm6 - - - / / / Bm6 - - Cm6-C#m6 /
/ Dm6 - - Em6-Ebm6 Dm6 - - Em6-Ebm6 / /
/ Dm6 - - - Bb - - - / E7 - - - G - D - / {as verse}
I tried to understand this
I thought they were out of their minds
How could I be so foolish
To not see I was the one behind
So still I kept on fighting
Losing every step of the way
I said I must go back there
And check to see if things still the same
{Refrain}
Now first it wasn't easy
Changin' rock-and-rollin' minds
And things were getting shaky
I thought I'd have to leave it behind
But now it's so much better
I'm funking out in every way
But I'll never lose that feelin'
Of how I learned my lesson that day
When...
{Refrain}
They shouted play that funky music
Play that funky music
Play that funky music
Gotta keep on playin' funky music
Play that funky music {Fade}
/ G7 - - - / / / / A7 - - - /
i left the chords in just in case clapton shows up. it could've just been the little hispanic drummergirl who started the whole madison county incident and they're just lookin' for someone to pin it on...
it's hell having bandies in the house!
When we lived in Cali we made the 17 mile drive, beautiful. Big Sur was wonderful, we used to hike up the Big Sur river, our daughter was in a "backpack" kicking Daddy in the ribs the whole time! You could find jade on the beach near there. AoW(when she gets back) the Pacific Coast Highway is a beautiful drive, going up to the other Pebble Beach, at Bean Hollow, Ano Nuevo, Half-Moon Bay, yada yada yada!
ReplyDeleteFJ- Try garlic with the onions, it'll attract the Sophia Loren's!
tmw
i wish gert-RUDE would stop calling our "daisy" mickey!
ReplyDeletecannelloni!
ReplyDeletewhoooooooooooa - that was fast - would you say that was fast? i'd say, "that was fast!"
ReplyDeleteI haven't done a poster abortion in a while. The shop vac was rusty
ReplyDeleteand Gert is an unwanted life form.
Those with no talent envy their betters.
ah-oh!
ReplyDeleteSpoil-sport!
ReplyDeleteWet blanket!
Party-pooper!
tmw
Well, we haven't seen Freedom Now here yet...but cheers to him anyway!!!!
ReplyDeleteTMW,
ReplyDeleteWe stayed overnight in Gilroy, garlic capital of the world.
Farmer,
ReplyDeleteClapton feels that he's lost his edge and is slowing down.
who is taking requests cuz I'd like to make a few...
ReplyDeleteif funk is what you want how about some parliament or george clinton?
we could do the conga to Hot! Hot! Hot!
and nanc could show us how to do the hokey pokey?
for uppity we'll play the chicken dance
Gert doesn't think I exist? She thinks therefore I am.
Gert...isn't that like that character Pat from SNL?
ReplyDeletebwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!
ReplyDeletenice outfit, elbro.
gert-RUDE i hear is trashing me somewhere in the www...jealous of my get-up or something like that...
the blog in question has conveniently gone missing. there is G-d.
ReplyDeleteAoW- Ah, Gilroy, the wafting vapors rising in the sun. We went to the Garlic Festival once. Had garlic ice cream, you could smell scampi and anything else that used garlic, could use garlic or could fake it! My, my it certainly cleared out the old sinusis! The San Fernando and San Juaquin valleys are impressive. That and the semis hauling tomatos, piled high over the edges.
ReplyDeleteNanc-EB looks good in a devo pot, er hat, er, yeah!
tmw
I'm afraid that I am going to have to ruin all the good vibes of these comments by introducing a bit of controversy.
ReplyDeleteAOW asked if I like Eastwood films. Unfortunately, I would have to say that “Play Misty for Me” was probably the only Eastwood movie I saw that I didnt like. I'm more of an action movie kinda guy. “The Good, The Bad & The Fern” is more to my liking.
Sorry I wasnt around much for the party, but work was hectic today and I can barely fit in this comment before I go out for some Friday night mayhem. I’d have to say its more of a kiddie party than a knock-down, drag-down roast. Perhaps you guys are just being easy on me…
Cheers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i don't like clint eastwood. oh yeah, we watch him at our house - "the unforgiven" "the outlaw, josie wales" are excellent movies, but he is a flaming liberal and after denying sandra locke all those babies through abortion and denying her matrimony - he is schvants! of course she is a fargen idiot for thinking he could possibly be her savior.
ReplyDeletemy apologies for being down, but he's a prima donald - a schmok!
tmw you should see my disco outfit
ReplyDeletebtw I thought there was going to be cheap booze? I'll bring my lawyer over here too if I have to.
ReplyDeleteJust anothe abortion
ReplyDeleteEB- Do you have a miniature rainbow disco ball to hang on your rearview mirror?
ReplyDeleteBeaker- Check all your threads, your being spammed by a little flea!
tmw
To remove this takes a few seconds.
ReplyDeleteI want to hear the retard Greg feign ignorance that his good friend is a spammer and a troll.
are you forwarding them to the proper individuals?
ReplyDeleteso we're back to comment moderation - that pists me off!
ReplyDeleteGerts spam will be sent to blogger.
ReplyDeleteThis is a clear case of cyber harassment. I want to see what the dimwit's excuse will be.
FN,
ReplyDeleteI like action movies too, but I also like to be creeped out. For some reason, being creeped out makes me feel safer!
Nanc,
Eastwood the person and Eastwood the actor--two different entities for me. He's not in the same low class as Sean Penn and some others, IMO, when it comes to political leanings. The mess with Sondra Locke--I had forgotten about that. I must have been all-consumed with caregiving when those salacious details came out. I missed nearly two decades of details when I was caregiving.
I remember when he wasn't a prima donna. Rawhide.
EB,
ReplyDeleteI hogged some of the cheap booze last night. Off to bed early. LOL.
Farmer,
ReplyDeleteI'm not big on DeNiro. But I did love his performance in Awakenings.
TMW,
ReplyDeleteGarlic ice-cream?
Fresh garlic is much better than what we get in the grocery stores. Fresh garlic doesn't upset my stomach.
Happy Roasing, All!
ReplyDeleteah yes, aow - who could forget rawhide? a great weekly program. funny how some people forget where they came from.
ReplyDeletehe left his wife of many years to take up with locke - sadly, not many hollywood marriages are made to last when popularity enters the photo.
hey - my favorite movie of all time is "paint your wagon" - there has been NO musical that quite compares. jean seberg's last movie before she killed herself i believe.
EB-Talk to Warren and Beamish, they are usually in charge of cheap booze! As for drinking "cheap", I'll have some Harvey's Bristol Cream, thank you! Oh, right, had some.
ReplyDeletetmw
I wish I could say I had a hangover but since the cheap booze never arrived I guess it's lawyer time. Between the old storm door and the cheap booze you guys are going to owe me a fortune. I got Jackie Chiles on the case.
ReplyDeleteEB- I'm shaking in my barefeet! ;p You know, the ones with the sand between the toes!
ReplyDeleteBesides, it's Warren you're really after. Now that's a meet I'd pay to see, you 2 would probably end up at the gun range nattering and splattering targets for the rest of the day!
Beaker-True love makes dreamers and poets of us all!
tmw
Cheap booze? This family pack of 12-ounce beers run me damnear nine dollars.
ReplyDeleteThey didn't have enough beer for y'all at the store. I asked.
Who's in charge of the barbeque? Do they know steaks of less than 18 ounces in weight are known as nibblers? Best served as a side item before the appetizers come out.
You guys call this a roast?
ReplyDeleteIve seen livier roasts at the Recreation Center of the Lawrence Welk Retirement Community...
lucky for you nancpop left the twelver.
ReplyDeleteWhat's this problem with onion bagles? I like onion bagles.
ReplyDeleteAm I a deviant or something?
PA- No, you're not a deviant. Onion bagels with lox! Yeah!
ReplyDeletetmw
Oh yeah... we roast Freedom Now...
ReplyDeleteAs we all know, Freedom Now strays to the left on every issue he's on the wrong side of.
But why does he do it?
I think it's because he listens to the Village People.
What's with all the ferns anyway?
well, if you'd check your mail once in awhile, you'd know now wouldn't you?
ReplyDeleteMr B's reference to the Village People proves that he is homosapien-phobic.
ReplyDeleteFurthermore, I think Beak's avatar was not kidnapped, but was a clever Neo-con black op designed to discredit our Socialist-Islamist freedom fighters.
That is why we have heroes like John Brown and Uptown Steve to fight for the rights of innocent totalitarian dictators.
Smash Capitalism, buy a Che Shirt!!!!!!!