tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post732448845706242851..comments2024-02-20T21:48:16.978-05:00Comments on The Beak Speaks: Can't fool Earl the Catbeakerkinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06088967209404588378noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-87361403914867730082007-02-03T00:43:00.000-05:002007-02-03T00:43:00.000-05:00Even the best fake burgers are still very fake.Even the best fake burgers are still very fake.Purple Avengerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11994076252416384045noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-60115919701375908562007-01-31T11:27:00.000-05:002007-01-31T11:27:00.000-05:00Try a soft-boiled egg. Animals love that.
I met...Try a soft-boiled egg. Animals love that. <br /><br />I met a wolf-hybrid dog on a trip to California once. She was part wolf part Alaskan Malamute. When offered a Burger King hamburger, she sniffed the 'meat' and turned her nose away. She only ate the bun. Smart doggie!Urban Infidelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03682401326918235111noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-2885594304941961722007-01-31T02:09:00.000-05:002007-01-31T02:09:00.000-05:00I hate vegans. They should all be shot and eaten.I hate vegans. They should all be shot and eaten.(((Thought Criminal)))https://www.blogger.com/profile/17311656184275255223noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-21354763716231733442007-01-30T18:50:00.000-05:002007-01-30T18:50:00.000-05:00I've had the boca burger before and it's not all t...I've had the boca burger before and it's not all that bad. I just think it's a riot to see vegans buy them. that's when I make snide comments like, "you really miss meat, huh?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-10710432434069509102007-01-30T16:56:00.000-05:002007-01-30T16:56:00.000-05:00If Earl is an intact male, be sure to get him back...If Earl is an intact male, be sure to get him back outdoors before breeding season. Otherwise, he will baptist items all over your apartment.Always On Watchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08192688822955022541noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-85792686623828472862007-01-30T15:22:00.000-05:002007-01-30T15:22:00.000-05:00Earl is for all intents and purposes a wild animal...<i>Earl is for all intents and purposes a wild animal.</i><br /><br />All cats are. My Siamese-Russian Blue mix is constantly challenges me to see who's alpha. I stand up, and she slinks back. <br /><br />Olive oil sometimes works. But my street cat Sheba cannot be fooled!Always On Watchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08192688822955022541noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-57008285465917185332007-01-30T12:53:00.000-05:002007-01-30T12:53:00.000-05:00Too true; you cannot fool a cat.Too true; you cannot fool a cat.Brookehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03977090801334626461noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-85429470909562167602007-01-30T10:40:00.000-05:002007-01-30T10:40:00.000-05:00They are allegedly healthier and some of the varie...They are allegedly healthier and some of the varieties aren't bad. I was messing with the cat who proved far to clever.beakerkinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06088967209404588378noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-84591770719092162152007-01-30T10:37:00.000-05:002007-01-30T10:37:00.000-05:00That's funny. Today on our way in to work (we carp...That's funny. Today on our way in to work (we carpool) the topic of boca burgers came up. <br /><br />Why the hell do vegans eat boca burgers? Is it because they miss real meat?<br /><br />That was the thesis of the discussion. Vegans fascinate me. They claim they hate meat and some even protest it, but boy, whenever the cravings kick in for a good ol' burger, they flock for boca.<br /><br />Hypocrites!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-39421825094854568492007-01-30T10:32:00.000-05:002007-01-30T10:32:00.000-05:00Peed off American
Keep the HAHAHA in lower case. ...Peed off American<br /><br />Keep the HAHAHA in lower case. We wouln't want anyone to confuse you with Kuhnkat.beakerkinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06088967209404588378noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-47033895213397181282007-01-30T10:29:00.000-05:002007-01-30T10:29:00.000-05:00TMW
Earl is for all intents and purposes a wild a...TMW<br /><br />Earl is for all intents and purposes a wild animal. He does know how to hunt but likes the soft life. He spends hours under the reading lamp.<br /><br />I will try the olive oil but he seems to wait until I get home to do his eating.beakerkinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06088967209404588378noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-80121050588383985592007-01-30T08:42:00.000-05:002007-01-30T08:42:00.000-05:00No, Beaker, Earl is not a stupid cat! Try putting ...No, Beaker, Earl is not a stupid cat! Try putting a little olive oil on his dry food.<br />Good morning, G*D bless and Maranatha!<br /><br />tmwThe Merry Widowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07931051881434050901noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-45568100362354868612007-01-30T07:07:00.000-05:002007-01-30T07:07:00.000-05:00Beak,
You left a hilarious typo at my site. At le...Beak,<br />You left a hilarious <a href="http://www.haloscan.com/comments/alwaysonwatch2/117008276564462675/">typo</a> at my site. At least, I think it was a typo. It could have been a Freudian slip.<br /><br />Come over, and laugh with us.Always On Watchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08192688822955022541noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-62478653360929549492007-01-30T03:34:00.000-05:002007-01-30T03:34:00.000-05:00A burger with no meat?
Or a butt with no crack?
D...A burger with no meat?<br />Or a butt with no crack?<br /><br />Damn, has beak turned into a lefty vegan with no morals? How can you call it a burger if it has no meat?<br />hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!<br /><br />HELLO BEAKpeedoffamericanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14279848830353702034noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-4820262754776309562007-01-30T00:04:00.000-05:002007-01-30T00:04:00.000-05:00A burger with no meat?
Next you'll be talking abo...A burger with no meat?<br /><br />Next you'll be talking about Jello with no gelatin.(((Thought Criminal)))https://www.blogger.com/profile/17311656184275255223noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-15418760295391001742007-01-29T23:40:00.000-05:002007-01-29T23:40:00.000-05:00we love boca burgers!
i would NEVER even think of...we love boca burgers!<br /><br />i would NEVER even think of sharing one with a cat - that earl can have all the frankfurters in my world!nanchttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08809768490674110768noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-50607289533874685282007-01-29T21:20:00.000-05:002007-01-29T21:20:00.000-05:00Well the score remains Earl one Beakerkin 0. I had...Well the score remains Earl one Beakerkin 0. I had that Boca Burger and Earl was onto something. Chasing after Northwind's food is not a good idea<br />but I anticipated the problem. <br /><br />Northwind may be small but she is tough.beakerkinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06088967209404588378noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-77893897138410824732007-01-29T21:13:00.000-05:002007-01-29T21:13:00.000-05:00Cats are primarily protein eaters. They can disce...Cats are primarily protein eaters. They can discern fake meat and will reject it.Always On Watchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08192688822955022541noreply@blogger.com