tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post2698166437186417077..comments2024-02-20T21:48:16.978-05:00Comments on The Beak Speaks: Not grasping this onebeakerkinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06088967209404588378noreply@blogger.comBlogger43125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-35211331539599891952011-09-17T22:03:57.781-05:002011-09-17T22:03:57.781-05:00Elmer
The name Homer first appears on FPM after t...Elmer<br /><br />The name Homer first appears on FPM after the board has been purged of all Soc clones. Soc at the time used many names such as Muster Quark, Ultimate Socrates and Shanghai Charlie.<br /><br />A female commenter, I think her name was Fiona, was sexually harassed by Quark a Soc alias. In that attmosphere people were somewhat jumpy about where Soc would appear.<br /><br />Now the Farmer we know would never write sexually harassing material. <br />He might write some questionable stuff in character as he did with <br />Joe Conservative. The problem was the person who had the beef with Soc was capable of this as well.<br /><br />It is highly improbable that he walks into the forum as Homer on the day after the site had been flushed. He also knows who had been in what camp. The person we know as FJ tangled with Donal, myself and likely Johny Mac.<br /><br />There is more to the story, but that was long ago. There were several one day comedy acts that were basically harmless such as the 9-11 Truther commenter Murray<br />Rothbard. That could be the Farmer spoofing people for fun, harmless enough.<br /><br />What the real story is only FJ knows. He needed to have a reflective moment and say Beakerkin<br />it wasn't my finest moment and the <br />matter is done. Instead he confesses to being the greatest internet criminal on the planet.<br /><br />Not a smart move.beakerkinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06088967209404588378noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-86634907402061961542011-09-17T19:27:57.847-05:002011-09-17T19:27:57.847-05:00Prove itProve itelmers brotherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03382038085149828957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-3351339854350128232011-09-17T14:41:16.139-05:002011-09-17T14:41:16.139-05:00Mr B
I was aware of the connection. Makes
for cla...Mr B<br /><br />I was aware of the connection. Makes<br />for classic satire. If Ren were around we could have him baffled.<br /><br />Elmer<br /><br />The Farmer has used many aliases prior to John Brown.He just doesn't show up as Homer out of nowhere.<br /><br />I understand you have a faith in him and I respect that. There is more to the story.beakerkinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06088967209404588378noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-61044774721790571032011-09-17T14:24:33.127-05:002011-09-17T14:24:33.127-05:00well... you know what another word for "beave...well... you know what another word for "beaver" is...<br /><br />;)(((Thought Criminal)))https://www.blogger.com/profile/17311656184275255223noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-62192312371435932532011-09-17T14:09:23.669-05:002011-09-17T14:09:23.669-05:00I got an email from FJ reiterating what he said ab...I got an email from FJ reiterating what he said about not using sock puppets until JB. The fact fact that you don't believe him is your issue not his.elmers brotherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03382038085149828957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-16171499697839732772011-09-17T14:09:03.745-05:002011-09-17T14:09:03.745-05:00Too Bad Beaverkin had comedic possibilities.
He ...Too Bad Beaverkin had comedic possibilities. <br /><br />He was a friend for a long time. There comes times where people need to give direct answers. A really stupid prank shouldn't erase that.<br /><br />Only one person knows the real story.He hasn't said it, but it isn't worth bloodshed. <br /><br />He doesn't appear out of thin air as Homer. He likely had a series of names for similar gags at my expense and that of others.<br /><br />Not funny at allbeakerkinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06088967209404588378noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-20427366043834053622011-09-17T14:01:18.143-05:002011-09-17T14:01:18.143-05:00My threat of "warfare" has already elici...My threat of "warfare" has already elicited the response I desired... your "apology to FJ."(((Thought Criminal)))https://www.blogger.com/profile/17311656184275255223noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-35976505877608756972011-09-17T13:37:28.127-05:002011-09-17T13:37:28.127-05:00Mr B
Beaverkin can be a great plus. You can take ...Mr B<br /><br />Beaverkin can be a great plus. You can take his to all kinds of places with great potential for mayhem.<br /><br />No doubt if Ren's site were still active you could be the life of the party. I doubt it would fool anyone who has dealt with me for a while.<br /><br />Knock yourself out.beakerkinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06088967209404588378noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-63098215363896897232011-09-17T13:29:43.800-05:002011-09-17T13:29:43.800-05:00As you are known for comedy it wouldn't work.
...<i>As you are known for comedy it wouldn't work.</i><br /><br />Sure it would. Who's laughing at Beak right now?<br /><br />Who wants to see the debut of my sock puppet Beaverkin?(((Thought Criminal)))https://www.blogger.com/profile/17311656184275255223noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-21041987413435526812011-09-17T13:26:58.549-05:002011-09-17T13:26:58.549-05:00Mr B
As you are known for comedy it wouldn't ...Mr B<br /><br />As you are known for comedy it wouldn't work.beakerkinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06088967209404588378noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-38027950087609196092011-09-17T13:26:38.905-05:002011-09-17T13:26:38.905-05:00I will say that Barry Manilow is no anti-Semite.
...I will say that Barry Manilow is no anti-Semite.<br /><br />I suspect he supports Ron Paul's attempts to open Copacabana as a tourist trap in Cuba.(((Thought Criminal)))https://www.blogger.com/profile/17311656184275255223noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-581802127144390762011-09-17T13:22:02.085-05:002011-09-17T13:22:02.085-05:00You can't have a war with someone who will not...<i>You can't have a war with someone who will not fight. I am not fighting you or anyone else.</i><br /><br />Then I will crush you under my heels of comedic oppression under I bore of it. You still haven't explained why your mother didn't abort you.<br /><br />;)(((Thought Criminal)))https://www.blogger.com/profile/17311656184275255223noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-31407764128420887012011-09-17T11:53:13.714-05:002011-09-17T11:53:13.714-05:00Elmer
The Farmer and I go way back. How far
back ...Elmer<br /><br />The Farmer and I go way back. How far<br />back only he knows as I have had one constant persona.<br /><br />Have I spent eight years of my life as a rubber chicken? This isn't a way we treat friends.<br /><br />The Farmer was very helpful and at times a good friend. It would have been helpful had he played this one<br />straight.<br /><br />Eight years of playing a fixed variable to the Farmers random creations is a bit much. You get to wondering who else he was but<br />this bit didn't start with Homer.<br /><br />I haven't forgotten the good times<br />and there were many. Unfortunately<br />in order for me to go forward I need honest answers from the Farmer. The answers he gave either were true or he meant to antagonize me.Was he Socrates? If so what happened? If he wasn't just who was he it didn't start with Homer?Homer and FJ were contemporaries like FJ and Titan Uranus. <br /><br />Nobody should go through life as a punchline unless they are the odd<br />part of a comedy act. Have I been <br />playing Abbot or Costello, Martin or Lewis. Only the Farmer can provide those answers. I have been<br />myself the whole time.<br /><br />I would offer the other site to resolve this, but the Farmer doesn't hang his hat there.beakerkinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06088967209404588378noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-73923139744135813642011-09-17T11:05:49.116-05:002011-09-17T11:05:49.116-05:00well Beak he did tell you that he didn't start...well Beak he did tell you that he didn't start using sock puppets until we sought to rid your blog of the vile troll that is John Brown.<br /><br />He explained this in his apology. I can see it fell on deaf ears.elmers brotherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03382038085149828957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-86715489130595258542011-09-17T06:57:18.610-05:002011-09-17T06:57:18.610-05:00Beak-
There is a big difference between Ron Paul ...Beak-<br /><br />There is a big difference between Ron Paul running as a Republican in Texas in order to be elected to Congress on a policy of fiscal conservatism, and Michael Harrington and other communists joining the ranks of the Democratic Party. <br /><br />On fiscal matters, Paul and the GOP share the same philosophy, though Paul's version is more extreme. But on almost anything else, Paul is not now now will ever be an influence, aside from his one vote in the House.<br /><br />Michael Harrington and the commies didn't just join the Democrats because they shared a few basic positions with them, they got themselves appointed to positions of influence within the party organization so they could affect policy across a wide spectrum.<br /><br />Apples and oranges, in other words. Or maybe, fruits and nuts. The point is Ron Paul has no influence on the party even on fiscal matters as far as that's concerned, and damned sure not on anything else.SecondComingOfBasthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03336586430250490679noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-88911002407341477832011-09-17T06:43:08.188-05:002011-09-17T06:43:08.188-05:00Manilow is a really strange guy with some funny no...Manilow is a really strange guy with some funny notions. Manilow at one time had a fixation with a porn star<br />named Robyn Bird.<br /><br />I never owned his records or thought about the guy positively or negatively.beakerkinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06088967209404588378noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-15922720078282189702011-09-17T06:37:56.399-05:002011-09-17T06:37:56.399-05:00Pagan
There is a phenomena known as entryism and ...Pagan<br /><br />There is a phenomena known as entryism and there is a reason we have a very messed up Democratic Party. The Democratic Party allowed socialists into their ranks. The original principles of the party were altered until it is a party we can no longer recognize.<br /><br />I am a lifelong member of the GOP. I joined the party of Reagan, not the Paul family freakshow. As a Republican we either stand for something or we become jokes like the Democrats. <br /><br />Paul resigned his GOP membership protesting Reagan's policies and at some point rejoined. He also quotes Reagan when expedient in a cynical false packaging bit.beakerkinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06088967209404588378noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-44276759444141238752011-09-17T06:26:17.760-05:002011-09-17T06:26:17.760-05:00Elmer
Point made. I understand you and the other...Elmer <br /><br />Point made. I understand you and the others have faith in FJ. This is something I respect. From your perspective and that of the others<br />the Farmer is a valued friend.<br /><br />My perspective is different and the farmer and I go way back. How far back only the Farmer knows. I only write with one name and my identity and persona are the same.<br /><br />Now most of you think whatever happened at FPM was long ago and that the man we know as the Farmer<br />should be given the benefit of the doubt. As the Farmer has yet to be<br />forthright this is not possible. <br /><br />I am done playing the constant fixed variable in the Farmers math <br />problems or Bud Abbot to his Costello. I do not like being manipulated or messed with. Let him take his brand of comedy elsewhere.<br /><br />I won't travel where he is known to go. I would appreciate if he doesn't drop in on sites he knows<br />I visit and interject himself.<br /><br />My leaving does not infer that I am angry with anyone. There are times we decide we have to hang our hat elsewhere.beakerkinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06088967209404588378noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-77907397544480546142011-09-16T23:56:44.064-05:002011-09-16T23:56:44.064-05:00FJ is not a federal employeeFJ is not a federal employeeelmers brotherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03382038085149828957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-49264586345068207982011-09-16T21:29:20.760-05:002011-09-16T21:29:20.760-05:00It's just sad Beak, that's all. I think yo...It's just sad Beak, that's all. I think you're taking it too hard, when actually FJ probably assumed you knew Joe Conservative was him, just like me and Beamish did. And really, I think his major point was you can't just drum somebody out of the party. You even used the word "purge", a Stalinist term. I think that was his major objection. I told you myself, that should be up to the people of his district. Otherwise, the party establishment people would probably be fine with him leaving, which as I also told you, he is leaving after this term. He has announced his retirement. <br /><br />I take it you don't care much for Barry Manilow.SecondComingOfBasthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03336586430250490679noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-27704534313067198342011-09-16T18:07:22.252-05:002011-09-16T18:07:22.252-05:00Elmer
There is no fight. I walked away.
I am not...Elmer<br /><br />There is no fight. I walked away.<br /><br />I am not convinced this was sarcasm. You don't manipulate your<br />friends.<br /><br /><br /><br />Mr B<br /><br />You can't have a war with someone who will not fight. I am not fighting you or anyone else. <br /><br />Pagan<br /><br />Your line did make me laugh.<br /><br />This goes back a long time through<br />countless names. The antics of FJ are not for me. He has his fans, but this was either a joke gone too<br />far or something really disturbing.<br /><br />If FJ really was not this person why even joke like that. He certainly knew what the man did and it is no laughing matter.<br /><br />The people who doubt me were not there and do not know that person.<br />All they have is his word and a gut feeling.<br /><br />Of course if FJ explains the whole story then it can be put behind. Homer appears after the board is cleared. A female poster was harassed. Homer and FJ were contemporaries not serial names.<br /><br />Whatever, I did left a mark. I came here to get away from boards with sock puppets. Even if this were a gag it isn't funny.<br /><br />You are always a valued friendbeakerkinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06088967209404588378noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-40960150563699117362011-09-16T15:55:39.321-05:002011-09-16T15:55:39.321-05:00Suppose I did know FJ may be JC, so what. I don...Suppose I did know FJ may be JC, so what. I don't care if he is. You're getting repetitive Beak. FJ sarcastically admits to being Soc. And now you can't admit that you made a mistake. Get over yourself.elmers brotherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03382038085149828957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-62865369090702797192011-09-16T07:09:01.675-05:002011-09-16T07:09:01.675-05:00Beak-
It's time for you and FJ both to grow u...Beak-<br /><br />It's time for you and FJ both to grow up, shape hands, and kiss and make up. It's getting to the point I'm having to struggle mightily to keep from doing a blog post about this.<br /><br />Frankly, this is almost just too damn good to pass up. Two federal government employees acting like little kids is a small government Federalists wet dream. If you and FJ both weren't people I consider friends I would already have made a killer hilarious post at your expense. <br /><br />Is there some kind of intense rivalry between NASA and DHS that has previously gone unnoticed by the country at large? If so this could be my chance to make a name for myself. <br /><br />Has the federal government taken to hiring twelve year old kids? Or is every day "take your kid to work day"?SecondComingOfBasthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03336586430250490679noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-69582450681549270012011-09-16T05:54:35.645-05:002011-09-16T05:54:35.645-05:00You're all over the map, Beak.
"The per...You're all over the map, Beak. <br /><br />"The person known as Socrates" is irrelevant to this discussion, other than your false presumption that he and FJ are the same person.<br /><br />Thus you accuse FJ of stalking you and harrassing you, yet he hasn't. He's been welcome here all along. <br /><br />Then you play like you asked him to leave you alone, but you didn't, because he's not this "Socrates" character that has you scarred for life.<br /><br />I've deleted and restarted my blog in its entirety some 28 times in the last seven years. Does that mean I "don't stand behind what I write?" <br /><br />I've tried to be reasonable and get you to address the fact that you are slandering a man we've all been friends with for a long time. <br /><br />I'm tired of being reasonable and diplomatic with you. Diplomacy is for pussies. <br /><br />As long as you're going to slander FJ, consider us at war.(((Thought Criminal)))https://www.blogger.com/profile/17311656184275255223noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-14130464547658445222011-09-16T04:15:37.142-05:002011-09-16T04:15:37.142-05:00Mr B
Ultimately that is your opinion.
I left FP...Mr B<br /><br />Ultimately that is your opinion. <br /><br />I left FPM because of sock puppetry and where it led. Nobody knew who anyone was and in that atmosphere<br />terrible things did happen.<br /><br />The person known as Socrates did do some terrible things. How much of the stuff I described was him and how much was that of his foes<br />is unknown.<br /><br />Unlike the Farmer, I do not write stuff I do not stand behind. He hurls antisemic stuff ala Ducky as Joe Conservative, but he is in charachter. He spends days as a Paulbot but really isn't a Paulbot.<br /><br />He says he is the perhaps the greatest known internet criminal and there is plenty of overlap, but wait he isn't the that person he is just being sarcastic.<br /><br />I really have no desire to be around Farmer John. I stand behind<br />every comment I write. I am also accountable and have maintained a consistent persona. Let the Farmer take his freak show somewhere else.<br /><br />Everyone is free to come and go as they wish and to hang there hat where they want. I have chosen to go in another direction. I do not like sock puppetry, never have. <br />Using a sock puppet on unwitting friends is a sure fire way to lose those friends and annoy people.<br /><br />I am picking up my things and once again leaving because I want nothing to do with this person. This is not the first time I have walked away from this person. Unfortunately, he followed me here<br />knowing full well that I want nothing to do with him. He should have the decency to leave me alone this time.<br /><br />You can play with the Farmer if you like, but I am done. Now going onto blogs where he has never commented and following me is stalking. This isn't the first time he has done this.<br /><br />Let him play elsewhere.beakerkinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06088967209404588378noreply@blogger.com