tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post1277279395162578894..comments2024-02-20T21:48:16.978-05:00Comments on The Beak Speaks: The Vast Right Wng Conspiracybeakerkinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06088967209404588378noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-6881938932323239992009-09-30T00:48:36.583-05:002009-09-30T00:48:36.583-05:00I've heard they're remaking Red Dawn for a...I've heard they're remaking Red Dawn for a September release next year, with China and Russia invading the US.<br /><br />I can't wait to not see that.(((Thought Criminal)))https://www.blogger.com/profile/17311656184275255223noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-36928373594182561742009-09-29T19:54:57.233-05:002009-09-29T19:54:57.233-05:00Gator
How did I miss Red Dawn and the Green Beret...Gator<br /><br />How did I miss Red Dawn and the Green Berets? <br /><br />The TV shows are for the Duck to watch with the Jihadis. I am pondering what would happen if we mix a Commie, blood crazed Jihadis and Peticoat Junction. I still think that mix and the Golden Girls might be worse. The Duck would probably enjoy Will and Grace but the Jihadis might riot.<br /><br />Ducky<br /><br />The idea is to use film to rehabilitate you and piss off the Jihadis.<br /><br />Yentyl should be used instead of waterboarding and is probably more effective.beakerkinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06088967209404588378noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-91406098461289898812009-09-29T18:47:53.717-05:002009-09-29T18:47:53.717-05:00My suggested list for the Duck:
1. Red Dawn
2. Re...My suggested list for the Duck:<br /><br />1. Red Dawn<br />2. Red Dawn<br />3. Red Dawn<br />4. Red Dawn<br />5. Red Dawn<br />6. The Lost City<br />7. The Manchurian Candidate (original)<br />8. Did I say Red Dawn?<br />9. The Killing Fields<br />10. The Green Berets<br /><br />For TV Episodes I recommend:<br />1. Leave It To Beaver<br />2. Life of Riley<br />3. Dobie Gillis<br />4. Father Knows Best<br />5. Soupy Sales Show<br />6. Petticoat Junction<br />7. Mayberry RFD<br />8. Gilligan's Island<br />9. Andy Griffith Show<br />10 Gomer Pyle USMC<br /><br />He will be begging for mercy by the time he reaches Gomer Pyle.Alligatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03764752508206031685noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-13727318012419104712009-09-29T12:47:21.693-05:002009-09-29T12:47:21.693-05:00Obama is impeachable.
Firing an inspector genera...Obama is impeachable. <br /><br />Firing an inspector general.<br /><br />Messing with Chrysler stockholders and "firing" the Chrysler CEO.<br /><br />Messing with the legitimate government of Honduras after Congress has found that Zelaya was legally removed from power there.<br /><br />Collecting data from social networking sites to harass political enemies.<br /><br />Obama makes Nixon look like a boy scout and Clinton look like a saint.<br /><br />2011 will be an interesting year.(((Thought Criminal)))https://www.blogger.com/profile/17311656184275255223noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-49514160260497378332009-09-29T11:01:20.036-05:002009-09-29T11:01:20.036-05:00Beak, that film list probably constitutes cruel an...Beak, that film list probably constitutes cruel and unusual although I have only seen two of them but they suck the gas pipe pretty hard. After "Lawrence of Arabia" I'm surprised Lean could do something as bad as "Dr. Zhivago". <br />Of course, Zemeckis should be dipped in phlegm and allowed to harden.<br /><br /> I'm not much of a TV watcher but I'd like to request some of the classic stuff:<br /><br />Naked City<br />East Side/West Side<br />Route 66<br />throw in the X-Files for a little contemporary flavor.Ducky's herehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14608115001116619877noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-81558118693291649962009-09-29T09:26:57.065-05:002009-09-29T09:26:57.065-05:00Naw, Beak, if you really want to turn the Duck int...Naw, Beak, if you really want to turn the Duck into a quivering mass of blubbering, blabbering insanity, I have the perfect solution.<br /><br />Make him watch every film ever produced by Quentin Tarantino-over and over and over and over again. <br /><br />That is guaranteed to break him. He'll either become a dyed-in-the wool true blue American patriot, or his mind will descend into a dark, hellish, nightmarish place from which there is no hope of return.SecondComingOfBasthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03336586430250490679noreply@blogger.com