tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post115858335187080754..comments2024-02-20T21:48:16.978-05:00Comments on The Beak Speaks: Types that annoy the Beakbeakerkinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06088967209404588378noreply@blogger.comBlogger45125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-1158841756296114042006-09-21T07:29:00.000-05:002006-09-21T07:29:00.000-05:00Lil' stevie,Let me point something out to your lyi...Lil' stevie,<BR/>Let me point something out to your lyin' ass.<BR/><BR/>Knowing that your reading and comprehension skills are totally non-existent; those credits and deductions are progressively weighted. The less income you make, the bigger credit you receive.<BR/><BR/>I know you probably don't understand a word of that, but hey, I've always had a soft spot for the developmentally disabled!Warrenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17720528359843578475noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-1158801720753928672006-09-20T20:22:00.000-05:002006-09-20T20:22:00.000-05:00"At one time I qualified for a renters credit of $..."At one time I qualified for a renters credit of $60 AND RECEIVED IT!!"<BR/><BR/>60 fuckin dollars.<BR/><BR/>That won't even fill the tank of an SUV.<BR/><BR/>You clowns are nuts.uptownsetevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09916602253506986040noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-1158666561778500552006-09-19T06:49:00.000-05:002006-09-19T06:49:00.000-05:00Mr. B.- You're right, plucky is stuck inside his b...Mr. B.- You're right, plucky is stuck inside his brain and he can't(or won't) get out! He's missing out on living!<BR/><BR/>tmwThe Merry Widowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07931051881434050901noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-1158649512142944922006-09-19T02:05:00.000-05:002006-09-19T02:05:00.000-05:00Warren,Here's a plan I'm sure you'll go along with...Warren,<BR/><BR/><I>Here's a plan I'm sure you'll go along with, A wealth tax. <BR/><BR/>We can start by taxing all those so-call pieces of "art" hanging on the walls of ner-do-wells. Say, 10% of their market value annually. <BR/><BR/>This would also give these oppressors of the downtrodden an incentive to pass those "works of art" on to the less fortunate.<BR/><BR/>I mean, any appreciation of their value is "unearned, no?<BR/><BR/>Then we can do away with intellectual properties. Just because someone thought of something doesn't mean that they should own the rights to it or be able to assign those rights to a third party, right?<BR/><BR/>I mean, this is probably the largest cause of poverty in the world!<BR/><BR/>Everyone should be able to get anything they want without working for it, for free! That would end poverty!<BR/><BR/>Isn't it time for you to grow up, Ducktard?</I><BR/><BR/>That's the top shelf smackdown. <BR/><BR/>But Ducky wants to "live the life of the mind," rather than the life of the sentient.(((Thought Criminal)))https://www.blogger.com/profile/17311656184275255223noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-1158641808009548162006-09-18T23:56:00.000-05:002006-09-18T23:56:00.000-05:00I apologise to all the blind dogs, everywhere.I apologise to all the blind dogs, everywhere.Warrenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17720528359843578475noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-1158637370495895792006-09-18T22:42:00.000-05:002006-09-18T22:42:00.000-05:00Lil' stevie, the dimwit, said:"Once again ASSHOLE,...Lil' stevie, the dimwit, said:<BR/><I>"Once again ASSHOLE, this doesn't apply to the average renter.</I>"<BR/><BR/>Proof moron, you said, unequivocally:<BR/><BR/>"Maybe renting farm property or corporate facility rentals.<BR/><BR/>But apartment or home rentals don't offer any tax breaks."<BR/><BR/>Which is it, you lying, racist, dimwitted, moron?<BR/><BR/>In my State, there is a $1500 deduction for "anyone" that rents a residence.<BR/><BR/>In your supposed State, they even get a tax break for renting a pad for a camping trailer as long as they have a renters contract and claim it as their primary place of residence!<BR/><BR/>Go peddle your simple minded BS somewhere else and wipe the drool off your chin. Maybe you can impress some third graders or something.<BR/><BR/>Then Lil' stevie muttered:<BR/><BR/><I>"Who gets all of their tax contribution back?<BR/><BR/>Besides rich folks and corporations that is?<BR/></I>"<BR/><BR/><BR/>Look moron, have you ever actually read a 1040? How can anyone as profoundly stupid as you claim to own and run a business?<BR/><BR/>Anyone that earns under a certain amount of money with the amount increasing for deductions and Earned Income Credit. (In the case of Earned Income Credit, they can actually get money they never paid in!) gets all of there money back.<BR/><BR/>People with kids, that don't earn any real income, or receive less income than a specified amount, (and NO I'm not looking it up for your lazy ass), files a 1040 and receives a check from the IRS as an Earned Income Credit. In other words, they receive a "refund" even though they never paid in any, or less than enough money, to refund.<BR/><BR/>No wonder you leftards are stupid, you have the reading comprehension skills of a blind dog.Warrenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17720528359843578475noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-1158634174037189432006-09-18T21:49:00.000-05:002006-09-18T21:49:00.000-05:00warren"If the portion of rent attributable to the ...warren<BR/><BR/>"If the portion of rent attributable to the assumed property taxes exceeds a fixed amount in relation to income, the renter can, under specified conditions, receive a credit of as much as $600"<BR/><BR/>Once again ASSHOLE, this doesn't apply to the average renter.<BR/><BR/>"And everyone that sends out a W2 isn't a contributor. If they get their money back, they haven't "contributed" anything!"<BR/><BR/>Who gets all of their tax contribution back?<BR/><BR/>Besides rich folks and corporations that is?uptownsetevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09916602253506986040noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-1158633518462988092006-09-18T21:38:00.000-05:002006-09-18T21:38:00.000-05:00And everyone that sends out a W2 isn't a contribut...And everyone that sends out a W2 isn't a contributor. If they get their money back, they haven't "contributed" anything!Warrenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17720528359843578475noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-1158633024834199272006-09-18T21:30:00.000-05:002006-09-18T21:30:00.000-05:00Lil' stevie, you're such an ignorant ass, and wast...Lil' stevie, you're such an ignorant ass, and waste of skin, you aren't worth talking to.<BR/><BR/>You must think that any silliness that pops in your solid bone skull must be true because you think its so!<BR/><BR/>Before you run your stupid assed mouth, you should check for yourself in something besides your imagination.<BR/><BR/>FROM: The <A HREF="http://www.dat.state.md.us/sdatweb/rtc.html" REL="nofollow">SDAT</A> Maryland State Department of Assessments and Taxation (The State you supposedly live in):<BR/><BR/><I>Renters' Tax Credits<BR/><BR/>REMINDER: The deadline for filing an application for the<BR/>Renters' Tax Credit Program is September 1st of each year.<BR/><BR/>The Renters' Tax Credit Program is a plan that provides property tax credits for renters who meet certain requirements.<BR/><BR/>The plan was modeled after and designed to be similar in principle to the Homeowners' Tax Credit Program, which is known to many as the Circuit Breaker Program. The concept rests on the reasoning that renters indirectly pay property taxes as part of their rent and thus should have some protection, as do homeowners.<BR/><BR/>The plan is based upon the relationship between rent and income. If the portion of rent attributable to the assumed property taxes exceeds a fixed amount in relation to income, the renter can, under specified conditions, receive a credit of as much as $600. The credit is paid as a direct check from the State of Maryland.<BR/>HOW A RENTED DWELLING IS DEFINED<BR/><BR/>The rented dwelling may be an apartment in an individual house or any type of apartment building, duplex, co-op, condominium, house trailer, or mobile home pad. The dwelling must be the principal residence in Maryland and the renter must live there at least six months of the year. You are only eligible to receive a tax credit for rent paid in the State of Maryland.<BR/><BR/>The applicant must have a bona fide leasehold interest in the property and be legally responsible for the rent. If the dwelling that is rented is owned by a tax exempt, charitable organization or is exempt in any way from property taxation, a tax credit cannot be granted.</I><BR/><BR/>Most States have a similar program and, once again, you show that you are either deluded, a liar, or bone headed stupid.Warrenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17720528359843578475noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-1158631483551929842006-09-18T21:04:00.000-05:002006-09-18T21:04:00.000-05:00farmer john"Poor people don't pay taxes."Anyone wh...farmer john<BR/><BR/>"Poor people don't pay taxes."<BR/><BR/>Anyone who has filled out a W-2 form pays taxes.<BR/><BR/>So isn't everyone who submits a W-2 a contributor?uptownsetevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09916602253506986040noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-1158631145663987702006-09-18T20:59:00.000-05:002006-09-18T20:59:00.000-05:00nancYour link provides stipulations.Do you have a ...nanc<BR/><BR/>Your link provides stipulations.<BR/><BR/>Do you have a home office?<BR/><BR/>Are you a student?<BR/><BR/>Are you a former property owner who sold your home in 1999?<BR/><BR/>How much did you earn in 1999?<BR/><BR/>These stipulations don't apply to the average renter.<BR/><BR/>Nice try.uptownsetevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09916602253506986040noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-1158629902255782772006-09-18T20:38:00.000-05:002006-09-18T20:38:00.000-05:00seteve?http://www1.move.com/Finance/Taxes/Renters....seteve?<BR/><BR/>http://www1.move.com/Finance/Taxes/Renters.asp?poe=movenanchttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08809768490674110768noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-1158629487200127902006-09-18T20:31:00.000-05:002006-09-18T20:31:00.000-05:00warren"In most States, renters even get a deductio...warren<BR/><BR/>"In most States, renters even get a deduction on their income tax for renting."<BR/><BR/>Really?<BR/><BR/>Maybe renting farm property or corporate facility rentals.<BR/><BR/>But apartment or home rentals don't offer any tax breaks.uptownsetevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09916602253506986040noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-1158628914537034852006-09-18T20:21:00.000-05:002006-09-18T20:21:00.000-05:00WarrenI know there is a type of tax deduction if y...Warren<BR/><BR/>I know there is a type of tax deduction if you lend an artwork to a museum. I all in favor of this<BR/>as many Museums would have bare walls without this loophole.beakerkinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06088967209404588378noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-1158628623866419942006-09-18T20:17:00.000-05:002006-09-18T20:17:00.000-05:00income by virtue of merely owning an commodity.I'm...<I>income by virtue of merely owning an commodity.</I><BR/><BR/>I'm going to try this argument the next time one of my tennets whines about something not working.<BR/><BR/>"Hey man, I just own the place. If you want anything fixed you're gonna have to do it yourself"<BR/><BR/>It would make my life much simpler if I didn't have to replace water heaters, stoves, repaint, fix holes in the walls, put in new flooring/rugs, rewire old units, and repair all the random damage renters cause. <BR/><BR/>Anyone who thinks rent is unearned income is a complete frigging moron and has never owned a rental property that they maintained themselves as I do.<BR/><BR/>If I billed my own labor the properties would be losing money.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-1158627952468727632006-09-18T20:05:00.000-05:002006-09-18T20:05:00.000-05:00Duck, you're a major idiot!The "unearned" wealth o...Duck, you're a major idiot!<BR/><BR/>The "unearned" wealth of real estate rental is already taxed. Its called income and property tax. In most States, renters even get a deduction on their income tax for renting.<BR/><BR/>Here's a plan I'm sure you'll go along with, A wealth tax. <BR/><BR/>We can start by taxing all those so-call pieces of "art" hanging on the walls of ner-do-wells. Say, 10% of their market value annually. <BR/><BR/>This would also give these oppressors of the downtrodden an incentive to pass those "works of art" on to the less fortunate.<BR/><BR/>I mean, any appreciation of their value is "unearned, no?<BR/><BR/>Then we can do away with intellectual properties. Just because someone thought of something doesn't mean that they should own the rights to it or be able to assign those rights to a third party, right?<BR/><BR/>I mean, this is probably the largest cause of poverty in the world!<BR/><BR/>Everyone should be able to get anything they want without working for it, for free! That would end poverty!<BR/><BR/>Isn't it time for you to grow up, Ducktard?Warrenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17720528359843578475noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-1158625861281762632006-09-18T19:31:00.000-05:002006-09-18T19:31:00.000-05:00KuhnKat- At least I have produced consumable goods...KuhnKat- At least I have produced consumable goods, mostly military use. I have also supported (at home) a husband who helped support goods, commercial applications. So, for myself, I know I have helped add to the general wealth of this country! Entertainment, outside of family and friends getting together, is a luxury! So teaching students to produce luxury isn't really important to survival! I guess being expendable in the grand scheme of things can be humbling!<BR/><BR/>tmwThe Merry Widowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07931051881434050901noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-1158616909434425522006-09-18T17:01:00.000-05:002006-09-18T17:01:00.000-05:00ElijahIf Warren were here the rolling ooooo bother...Elijah<BR/><BR/>If Warren were here the rolling ooooo bothered the hell out of 167.<BR/>The whole thing is quite humorous and even some Bad Eagle posters were doing it for a while.<BR/><BR/>I have to check the archives where I did a spoof post about the secret cabal of 167. Their catch phrase was Bad Jooooooo in the spoof. 167 came here crying that he has never used the term in his life.<BR/><BR/>If you ever get a chance the original dog eating satire is on Bad Eagle in the Heat section. Drummaster swears it is the funniest thread he has ever read.<BR/>For months there was a run on dog eating jokes. I think it is under for antisemites only.beakerkinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06088967209404588378noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-1158616582357197322006-09-18T16:56:00.000-05:002006-09-18T16:56:00.000-05:00little girls who won't get their homework done so ...little girls who won't get their homework done so their mother can get some blogtime in before everybody else gets home...nanchttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08809768490674110768noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-1158616231732499672006-09-18T16:50:00.000-05:002006-09-18T16:50:00.000-05:00Beak! I'm always amazed at how the humour sneaks i...Beak! I'm always amazed at how the humour sneaks in behind the politics. American politics is a monster compared to canadian dictatorship..lol. Always a laugh stuck in there in your posts. Must be the jooooooo in you!..LOL<BR/>{elijah}Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-1158613115971663482006-09-18T15:58:00.000-05:002006-09-18T15:58:00.000-05:00whiners...whiners...nanchttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08809768490674110768noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-1158611050492161382006-09-18T15:24:00.000-05:002006-09-18T15:24:00.000-05:00Duncy the idiocy with Guilani and the communicatio...Duncy the idiocy with Guilani and the communications equipment is a non-issue. We can second guess every administration on such matters. Interestingly, when one throws any light on Hubba Bubba the left starts the same screed. This is a non issue at best.<BR/><BR/>I will look on my archives for the red connection to Islamist terror.<BR/>In any event the reds just waste time with extraneous roots causes garbage and rationalizes barbarism.<BR/>There is no excuse for terror and pardon my bluntness. The Religion of peace is more apt to be the victimizer than the victim.beakerkinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06088967209404588378noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-1158610710574128682006-09-18T15:18:00.000-05:002006-09-18T15:18:00.000-05:00Ducky,You're a leftist. You admit you're a leftist...Ducky,<BR/><BR/>You're a leftist. You admit you're a leftist. You engage in emitting absurdity every day just in case someone is unaware that you're a leftist. <BR/><BR/>Can we dispense with your wheezing about "living the life of the mind?" Really. Show me a leftist with a mind. Do they stand on 4-sided triangles?(((Thought Criminal)))https://www.blogger.com/profile/17311656184275255223noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-1158606720064550862006-09-18T14:12:00.000-05:002006-09-18T14:12:00.000-05:00Ducky this is amusing as Rob Bayn has never been c...Ducky<BR/> this is amusing as Rob Bayn has never been called a communist. He also does not reflexively point the finger at the USA. Moreover, your blatant anti-semitism is fairly typical of your kind. Lets see how many Arab states created by colonialism are there 22. They should settle their own refugees and have ample land to do so.<BR/><BR/>You should step out of the Red closet and embrace your inner class genocidal bretheren. I mince no words with your kind and readily differentiate Bayn and others from the sons of treason.beakerkinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06088967209404588378noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11044955.post-1158605103075617392006-09-18T13:45:00.000-05:002006-09-18T13:45:00.000-05:00Duncy, I define Communists as criminals and histor...Duncy, I define Communists as criminals and history tends to back my point of view. Marxism is directly responsible for 100,000,000 deaths and I guess being upset by a genocidal idea seems nuerotic. However, I place Commies and Marxists where they belong as pariahs with Nazis, Jihadis and racial power nuts.<BR/><BR/>I guess I merely imagine the treason and sedition of the left in the USA. Sorry Duck, no sale to the rational.beakerkinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06088967209404588378noreply@blogger.com